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Rage, Recorders, & Recitals
May 31, 2024
My Ears Are Bleeding!!! It’s Fucking Recorder season. If you don’t know, we bought our house directly across the street from a park. It was great when the kids were younger, but now…sweet holy hell it’s loud. Joe and I love to sit on our porch and have a beverage after work and it sounds like a damn daycare when the bus releases the feral children of our neighborhood. Let me be crystal clear, there are 4 kiddos I actually like, 2 are my adopted grandbabies. These littles come over and help me garden (eat the strawberries), chat about their days and tell me all about their magic sticks. I absolutely love it!
A Message From James + A Candle On Sale
May 10, 2024
Hi, I am the e-commerce manager here at Malicious Women Co. Or as some of...
A Message From Lacie - Vegas, Vodka, And Vulgarity.
May 06, 2024
Vegas, Vodka and Vulgarity  Disclaimer: Lacie wrote and emailed her submittal this week a tad...
Hummingbirds & Hilarity
Apr 19, 2024
The only story I have this week is about cake. It was my dad’s 70th birthday and I was in charge of the cake. I took my duties seriously and headed to the bakery. He is a true southerner and has a deep appreciation for the pecan. We won’t even get into the pronunciation debate- but I am team PE-CAN, my father is team PE-CON. It’s a whole thing in our family.
Corn Nut Catastrophes & Crowns
Apr 12, 2024
Let me begin by saying I googled the proper way to spell Corn Nuts and it is confirmed Corn Nuts is (are?) two words even if we pronounce it as ‘Cornuts’ one word. So, what had happened was, Joe and I have been binge watching Sons Of Anarchy. There are seven seasons of this show and this is considered our evening snack time. We are the masters of Empty Nest Dinners (END).
Malicious Mayhem Or Malicious Intent?
Apr 01, 2024
Malicious Mayhem Or Malicious Intent?  If you follow us on any of the socials you...
Pretentious PowerPoint Presentations
Mar 29, 2024
Two weeks ago I added 2 marketers to my team. Both mid-20s and both impressed...
Dogs, Damage, and The Dynamic Trio
Mar 22, 2024
Let me know if you all want to keep reading about my boring life, or...
Toothpaste, Toilet Paper, & Tomfoolery
Mar 15, 2024
My husband and I just celebrated our 24th wedding anniversary March 3rd, (26 years together)...
International Women's Day & Colonoscopies...
Mar 08, 2024
Happy International Women's Day! As I am busy listening to my husband complain about his colonoscopy...