Malicious Women Candle Co. celebrates being unapologetically sassy with our 100% Soy, extra fragrant apothecary style candles that are labeled for every malicious occasion.

The Valentine Collection

I Love You Like A Back Alley Hooker Loves Crack - Infused with "Withdrawal Symptoms"

$20.00

Happy alentine's ay -Infused with "The V & The D Later"

$20.00

Nightstand Candle - Oral -Infused with "Sexual Favors"

$20.00

Nightstand Candle - Pick The Position -Infused with "Sexual Favors"

$20.00

My Dog Is My Valentine -Infused with "The Acceptance Of My Crazy"

$20.00

Nightstand Candle - Backrub -Infused with "Sexual Favors"

$20.00

My Cat Is My Valentine -Infused with "Occasional Petting"

$20.00

Wine Is My Valentine -Infused with "True Love"

$20.00

View all

View all
8 products

I Love You Like A Back Alley Hooker Loves Crack - Infused with "Withdrawal Symptoms"

$20.00

Malicious Women Candle Co. handcrafted soy candles are natural and burn cleaner than traditional paraffin candles. The scented, creamy soy wax is hand poured into a vintage apothecary style recyclable jar. After approximately 45 hours of burn time or when the candle wax burns down to 1/4" from the bottom of the jar, simply melt the remaining soy wax in very hot water and wipe clean.

100% Natural Soy (Grown and Manufactured in the U.S.)

Hand poured in Lake Stevens, WA

The Finest Custom Blended Fragrances

Braided Cotton with Paper Core Wick (Zinc & Lead Free)

No Additives (UV Inhibitors/ binders/ stabilizers or artificial colors)

Labels made from Recycled Kraft Paper

9 oz. Reusable Apothecary Jar with Strong Metal Lid.

Burn Time: Approximately 40 - 50 hours

We hope you will enjoy our beautifully scented soy candles as much as we enjoyed making them for you!

Happy alentine's ay -Infused with "The V & The D Later"

$20.00

100% Natural Soy (Grown and Manufactured in the U.S.)

Hand poured in Lake Stevens, WA

The Finest Custom Blended Fragrances

Braided Cotton with Paper Core Wick (Zinc & Lead Free)

No Additives (UV Inhibitors/ binders/ stabilizers or artificial colors)

Labels made from Recycled Kraft Paper

9 oz. Reusable Apothecary Jar with Strong Metal Lid.

Burn Time: Approximately 40 - 50 hours

We hope you will enjoy our beautifully scented soy candles as much as we enjoyed making them for you!

Nightstand Candle - Oral -Infused with "Sexual Favors"

$20.00

Our Nightstand candles offer a two-for-one gift for your Lover. First they see the candle, then they get to see their real surprise under the lid.

The "Oral" Surprise

"You Get 15 Mins Of Oral - Or Until The Lockjaw Kicks In"

100% Natural Soy (Grown and Manufactured in the U.S.)

Hand poured in Lake Stevens, WA

The Finest Custom Blended Fragrances

Braided Cotton with Paper Core Wick (Zinc & Lead Free)

No Additives (UV Inhibitors/ binders/ stabilizers or artificial colors)

Labels made from Recycled Kraft Paper

9 oz. Reusable Apothecary Jar with Strong Metal Lid.

Burn Time: Approximately 40 - 50 hours

We hope you will enjoy our beautifully scented soy candles as much as we enjoyed making them for you!

Nightstand Candle - Pick The Position -Infused with "Sexual Favors"

$20.00

Our Nightstand candles offer a two-for-one gift for your Lover. First they see the candle, then they get to see their real surprise under the lid.

The "Pick The Position" Surprise

"You Get To Pick The Position - Or At Least Until My Thighs Start Burning "

100% Natural Soy (Grown and Manufactured in the U.S.)

Hand poured in Lake Stevens, WA

The Finest Custom Blended Fragrances

Braided Cotton with Paper Core Wick (Zinc & Lead Free)

No Additives (UV Inhibitors/ binders/ stabilizers or artificial colors)

Labels made from Recycled Kraft Paper

9 oz. Reusable Apothecary Jar with Strong Metal Lid.

Burn Time: Approximately 40 - 50 hours

We hope you will enjoy our beautifully scented soy candles as much as we enjoyed making them for you!

My Dog Is My Valentine -Infused with "The Acceptance Of My Crazy"

$20.00

100% Natural Soy (Grown and Manufactured in the U.S.)

Hand poured in Lake Stevens, WA

The Finest Custom Blended Fragrances

Braided Cotton with Paper Core Wick (Zinc & Lead Free)

No Additives (UV Inhibitors/ binders/ stabilizers or artificial colors)

Labels made from Recycled Kraft Paper

9 oz. Reusable Apothecary Jar with Strong Metal Lid.

Burn Time: Approximately 40 - 50 hours

We hope you will enjoy our beautifully scented soy candles as much as we enjoyed making them for you!

Nightstand Candle - Backrub -Infused with "Sexual Favors"

$20.00

Our Nightstand candles offer a two-for-one gift for your Lover. First they see the candle, then they get to see their real surprise under the lid.

The Backrub Surprise

"You get a 15 min backrub - PS. I apologize In Advance For The Wandering Hands"

100% Natural Soy (Grown and Manufactured in the U.S.)

Hand poured in Lake Stevens, WA

The Finest Custom Blended Fragrances

Braided Cotton with Paper Core Wick (Zinc & Lead Free)

No Additives (UV Inhibitors/ binders/ stabilizers or artificial colors)

Labels made from Recycled Kraft Paper

9 oz. Reusable Apothecary Jar with Strong Metal Lid.

Burn Time: Approximately 40 - 50 hours

We hope you will enjoy our beautifully scented soy candles as much as we enjoyed making them for you!

My Cat Is My Valentine -Infused with "Occasional Petting"

$20.00

100% Natural Soy (Grown and Manufactured in the U.S.)

Hand poured in Lake Stevens, WA

The Finest Custom Blended Fragrances

Braided Cotton with Paper Core Wick (Zinc & Lead Free)

No Additives (UV Inhibitors/ binders/ stabilizers or artificial colors)

Labels made from Recycled Kraft Paper

9 oz. Reusable Apothecary Jar with Strong Metal Lid.

Burn Time: Approximately 40 - 50 hours

We hope you will enjoy our beautifully scented soy candles as much as we enjoyed making them for you!

Wine Is My Valentine -Infused with "True Love"

$20.00

100% Natural Soy (Grown and Manufactured in the U.S.)

Hand poured in Lake Stevens, WA

The Finest Custom Blended Fragrances

Braided Cotton with Paper Core Wick (Zinc & Lead Free)

No Additives (UV Inhibitors/ binders/ stabilizers or artificial colors)

Labels made from Recycled Kraft Paper

9 oz. Reusable Apothecary Jar with Strong Metal Lid.

Burn Time: Approximately 40 - 50 hours

We hope you will enjoy our beautifully scented soy candles as much as we enjoyed making them for you!

Design Your Own Custom Candle -Infused with WTF You Want!

Design Your Own Custom Candle -Infused with WTF You Want!

$30.00

Liquid error (product-form line 28): Could not find asset snippets/hulkcode_options.liquid

[{"id":16024985206818,"title":"A Hot Mess (Red Hot Cinnamon)","option1":"A Hot Mess (Red Hot Cinnamon)","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"1001","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Design Your Own Custom Candle -Infused with WTF You Want! - A Hot Mess (Red Hot Cinnamon)","public_title":"A Hot Mess (Red Hot Cinnamon)","options":["A Hot Mess (Red Hot Cinnamon)"],"price":3000,"weight":255,"compare_at_price":0,"inventory_quantity":89,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"continue","barcode":null},{"id":16024985239586,"title":"Banana Nut Bread","option1":"Banana Nut Bread","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"1002","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Design Your Own Custom Candle -Infused with WTF You Want! - Banana Nut Bread","public_title":"Banana Nut Bread","options":["Banana Nut Bread"],"price":3000,"weight":255,"compare_at_price":0,"inventory_quantity":99,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"continue","barcode":null},{"id":16024985272354,"title":"Cabernet All Day","option1":"Cabernet All Day","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"1003","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Design Your Own Custom Candle -Infused with WTF You Want! - Cabernet All Day","public_title":"Cabernet All Day","options":["Cabernet All Day"],"price":3000,"weight":255,"compare_at_price":0,"inventory_quantity":99,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"continue","barcode":null},{"id":16024985305122,"title":"Cedar Bourbon","option1":"Cedar Bourbon","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"1013","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Design Your Own Custom Candle -Infused with WTF You Want! - Cedar Bourbon","public_title":"Cedar Bourbon","options":["Cedar Bourbon"],"price":3000,"weight":255,"compare_at_price":0,"inventory_quantity":98,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"continue","barcode":null},{"id":16024985337890,"title":"Citrus and Sage","option1":"Citrus and Sage","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"1004","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Design Your Own Custom Candle -Infused with WTF You Want! - Citrus and Sage","public_title":"Citrus and Sage","options":["Citrus and Sage"],"price":3000,"weight":255,"compare_at_price":0,"inventory_quantity":94,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"continue","barcode":null},{"id":16024985370658,"title":"Clean Linen","option1":"Clean Linen","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"1013","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Design Your Own Custom Candle -Infused with WTF You Want! - Clean Linen","public_title":"Clean Linen","options":["Clean Linen"],"price":3000,"weight":255,"compare_at_price":0,"inventory_quantity":98,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"continue","barcode":null},{"id":16024985403426,"title":"Creamy Horchata","option1":"Creamy Horchata","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"1018","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Design Your Own Custom Candle -Infused with WTF You Want! - Creamy Horchata","public_title":"Creamy Horchata","options":["Creamy Horchata"],"price":3000,"weight":255,"compare_at_price":0,"inventory_quantity":100,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"continue","barcode":null},{"id":16024985436194,"title":"Drunkin Apple (Spiked Apple Cider \u0026 Rum)","option1":"Drunkin Apple (Spiked Apple Cider \u0026 Rum)","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"1005","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Design Your Own Custom Candle -Infused with WTF You Want! - Drunkin Apple (Spiked Apple Cider \u0026 Rum)","public_title":"Drunkin Apple (Spiked Apple Cider \u0026 Rum)","options":["Drunkin Apple (Spiked Apple Cider \u0026 Rum)"],"price":3000,"weight":255,"compare_at_price":0,"inventory_quantity":97,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"continue","barcode":null},{"id":16024985468962,"title":"Espresso Yo Self","option1":"Espresso Yo Self","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"1007","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Design Your Own Custom Candle -Infused with WTF You Want! - Espresso Yo Self","public_title":"Espresso Yo Self","options":["Espresso Yo Self"],"price":3000,"weight":255,"compare_at_price":0,"inventory_quantity":93,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"continue","barcode":null},{"id":16024985501730,"title":"Exotic Hemp","option1":"Exotic Hemp","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"1008","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Design Your Own Custom Candle -Infused with WTF You Want! - Exotic Hemp","public_title":"Exotic Hemp","options":["Exotic Hemp"],"price":3000,"weight":255,"compare_at_price":0,"inventory_quantity":98,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"continue","barcode":null},{"id":16024985534498,"title":"*SOLD OUT* *SOLD OUT* Lavender \u0026 Vanilla *Ships FEB 20 *Ships FEB 20","option1":"*SOLD OUT* *SOLD OUT* Lavender \u0026 Vanilla *Ships FEB 20 *Ships FEB 20","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"1009","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Design Your Own Custom Candle -Infused with WTF You Want! - *SOLD OUT* *SOLD OUT* Lavender \u0026 Vanilla *Ships FEB 20 *Ships FEB 20","public_title":"*SOLD OUT* *SOLD OUT* Lavender \u0026 Vanilla *Ships FEB 20 *Ships FEB 20","options":["*SOLD OUT* *SOLD OUT* Lavender \u0026 Vanilla *Ships FEB 20 *Ships FEB 20"],"price":3000,"weight":255,"compare_at_price":0,"inventory_quantity":0,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"continue","barcode":null},{"id":16024985567266,"title":"Maple \u0026 Smoked Bacon","option1":"Maple \u0026 Smoked Bacon","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"1010","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Design Your Own Custom Candle -Infused with WTF You Want! - Maple \u0026 Smoked Bacon","public_title":"Maple \u0026 Smoked Bacon","options":["Maple \u0026 Smoked Bacon"],"price":3000,"weight":255,"compare_at_price":0,"inventory_quantity":100,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"continue","barcode":null},{"id":16024985600034,"title":"Oakmoss \u0026 Amber","option1":"Oakmoss \u0026 Amber","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"1019","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Design Your Own Custom Candle -Infused with WTF You Want! - Oakmoss \u0026 Amber","public_title":"Oakmoss \u0026 Amber","options":["Oakmoss \u0026 Amber"],"price":3000,"weight":255,"compare_at_price":0,"inventory_quantity":100,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"continue","barcode":null},{"id":16024985632802,"title":"Pear and Ivy","option1":"Pear and Ivy","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"1011","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Design Your Own Custom Candle -Infused with WTF You Want! - Pear and Ivy","public_title":"Pear and Ivy","options":["Pear and Ivy"],"price":3000,"weight":255,"compare_at_price":0,"inventory_quantity":99,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"continue","barcode":null},{"id":16024985665570,"title":"*SOLD OUT* Pink Champagne Ships 18FEB","option1":"*SOLD OUT* Pink Champagne Ships 18FEB","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"1013","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Design Your Own Custom Candle -Infused with WTF You Want! - *SOLD OUT* Pink Champagne Ships 18FEB","public_title":"*SOLD OUT* Pink Champagne Ships 18FEB","options":["*SOLD OUT* Pink Champagne Ships 18FEB"],"price":3000,"weight":255,"compare_at_price":0,"inventory_quantity":99,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"continue","barcode":null},{"id":16024985698338,"title":"Pink Grapefruit","option1":"Pink Grapefruit","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"1012","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Design Your Own Custom Candle -Infused with WTF You Want! - Pink Grapefruit","public_title":"Pink Grapefruit","options":["Pink Grapefruit"],"price":3000,"weight":255,"compare_at_price":0,"inventory_quantity":100,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"continue","barcode":null},{"id":16024985731106,"title":"Rebel Rose","option1":"Rebel Rose","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"1014","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Design Your Own Custom Candle -Infused with WTF You Want! - Rebel Rose","public_title":"Rebel Rose","options":["Rebel Rose"],"price":3000,"weight":255,"compare_at_price":0,"inventory_quantity":100,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"continue","barcode":null},{"id":16024985763874,"title":"Spa Day (White Tea Ginger and with a hint of Jasmine)","option1":"Spa Day (White Tea Ginger and with a hint of Jasmine)","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"1015","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Design Your Own Custom Candle -Infused with WTF You Want! - Spa Day (White Tea Ginger and with a hint of Jasmine)","public_title":"Spa Day (White Tea Ginger and with a hint of Jasmine)","options":["Spa Day (White Tea Ginger and with a hint of Jasmine)"],"price":3000,"weight":255,"compare_at_price":0,"inventory_quantity":98,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"continue","barcode":null},{"id":16024985796642,"title":"Take A Hike (NW Forest Scent)","option1":"Take A Hike (NW Forest Scent)","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"1006","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Design Your Own Custom Candle -Infused with WTF You Want! - Take A Hike (NW Forest Scent)","public_title":"Take A Hike (NW Forest Scent)","options":["Take A Hike (NW Forest Scent)"],"price":3000,"weight":255,"compare_at_price":0,"inventory_quantity":100,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"continue","barcode":null},{"id":16024985829410,"title":"Vanilla Cupcake","option1":"Vanilla Cupcake","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"1016","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Design Your Own Custom Candle -Infused with WTF You Want! - Vanilla Cupcake","public_title":"Vanilla Cupcake","options":["Vanilla Cupcake"],"price":3000,"weight":255,"compare_at_price":0,"inventory_quantity":95,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"continue","barcode":null},{"id":16024985862178,"title":"Vicious Trollop (Very Cherry)","option1":"Vicious Trollop (Very Cherry)","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"1017","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Design Your Own Custom Candle -Infused with WTF You Want! - Vicious Trollop (Very Cherry)","public_title":"Vicious Trollop (Very Cherry)","options":["Vicious Trollop (Very Cherry)"],"price":3000,"weight":255,"compare_at_price":0,"inventory_quantity":100,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"continue","barcode":null}]

Not seeing the perfect candle for your very specific situation? Design it yourself with our new Custom Candle option. Now you and your bestie/ mom/ sister/ aunt/ gynecologist or pet spider can laugh and love the custom candle you created.

To Order:

Select this candle and choose your scent.
In checkout, type your candle name and what it is infused with exactly the way you want it to read on your candle. Failure to include your desired text in the order notes will delay the processing of your custom candle.
Within 3 business days MWCC will send you a proof of your design via email for approval
Once approved, MWCC will put your label in print production _typically 2 business days
MWCC will ship your candle USPS Priority 2-3 Day delivery.

Have fun designing!

Returns: Once approval is given and the label goes to print, no refunds, changes or exchanges are offered on custom candles.

Disclaimer: MWCC will not put Jesus on a candle and I do reserve the right to deny any order that violates the rights of any person. In the event an order can't be made for any reason, MWCC will try and help you rephrase your candle or issue a full refund + any shipping charges that were paid.

100% Natural Soy (Grown and Manufactured in the U.S.)

Hand poured in Lake Stevens, WA

The Finest Custom Blended Fragrances

Braided Cotton with Paper Core Wick (Zinc & Lead Free)

No Additives (UV Inhibitors/ binders/ stabilizers or artificial colors)

Labels made from Recycled Kraft Paper

9 oz. Reusable Apothecary Jar with Strong Metal Lid.

Burn Time: Approximately 40 - 50 hours

We hope you will enjoy our beautifully scented soy candles as much as we enjoyed making them for you!

Unfuckwithable - Infused with "A Resting Bitch Face"

Unfuckwithable - Infused with "A Resting Bitch Face" - Malicious Women Candle Co.

Unfuckwithable - Infused with "A Resting Bitch Face"

$20.00

Liquid error (product-form line 28): Could not find asset snippets/hulkcode_options.liquid

[{"id":16003676110882,"title":"**SELECT YOUR SCENT**","option1":"**SELECT YOUR SCENT**","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"1001","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Unfuckwithable - Infused with \"A Resting Bitch Face\" - **SELECT YOUR SCENT**","public_title":"**SELECT YOUR SCENT**","options":["**SELECT YOUR SCENT**"],"price":2000,"weight":255,"compare_at_price":0,"inventory_quantity":94,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"continue","barcode":null},{"id":15890743623714,"title":"Banana Nut Bread","option1":"Banana Nut Bread","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"1002","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Unfuckwithable - Infused with \"A Resting Bitch Face\" - Banana Nut Bread","public_title":"Banana Nut Bread","options":["Banana Nut Bread"],"price":2000,"weight":255,"compare_at_price":0,"inventory_quantity":98,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"continue","barcode":null},{"id":15890743656482,"title":"Cabernet All Day","option1":"Cabernet All Day","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"1003","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Unfuckwithable - Infused with \"A Resting Bitch Face\" - Cabernet All Day","public_title":"Cabernet All Day","options":["Cabernet All Day"],"price":2000,"weight":255,"compare_at_price":0,"inventory_quantity":98,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"continue","barcode":null},{"id":15962899513378,"title":"Cedar Bourbon","option1":"Cedar Bourbon","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"1013","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Unfuckwithable - Infused with \"A Resting Bitch Face\" - Cedar Bourbon","public_title":"Cedar Bourbon","options":["Cedar Bourbon"],"price":2000,"weight":255,"compare_at_price":0,"inventory_quantity":97,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"continue","barcode":null},{"id":15890743689250,"title":"Citrus and Sage","option1":"Citrus and Sage","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"1004","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Unfuckwithable - Infused with \"A Resting Bitch Face\" - Citrus and Sage","public_title":"Citrus and Sage","options":["Citrus and Sage"],"price":2000,"weight":255,"compare_at_price":0,"inventory_quantity":93,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"continue","barcode":null},{"id":15962899546146,"title":"Clean Linen","option1":"Clean Linen","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"1013","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Unfuckwithable - Infused with \"A Resting Bitch Face\" - Clean Linen","public_title":"Clean Linen","options":["Clean Linen"],"price":2000,"weight":255,"compare_at_price":0,"inventory_quantity":98,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"continue","barcode":null},{"id":15933497409570,"title":"Creamy Horchata","option1":"Creamy Horchata","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"1018","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Unfuckwithable - Infused with \"A Resting Bitch Face\" - Creamy Horchata","public_title":"Creamy Horchata","options":["Creamy Horchata"],"price":2000,"weight":255,"compare_at_price":0,"inventory_quantity":98,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"continue","barcode":null},{"id":15933497442338,"title":"Drunkin Apple (Spiked Apple Cider \u0026 Rum)","option1":"Drunkin Apple (Spiked Apple Cider \u0026 Rum)","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"1005","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Unfuckwithable - Infused with \"A Resting Bitch Face\" - Drunkin Apple (Spiked Apple Cider \u0026 Rum)","public_title":"Drunkin Apple (Spiked Apple Cider \u0026 Rum)","options":["Drunkin Apple (Spiked Apple Cider \u0026 Rum)"],"price":2000,"weight":255,"compare_at_price":0,"inventory_quantity":97,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"continue","barcode":null},{"id":15933497475106,"title":"Espresso Yo Self","option1":"Espresso Yo Self","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"1007","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Unfuckwithable - Infused with \"A Resting Bitch Face\" - Espresso Yo Self","public_title":"Espresso Yo Self","options":["Espresso Yo Self"],"price":2000,"weight":255,"compare_at_price":0,"inventory_quantity":98,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"continue","barcode":null},{"id":15890743820322,"title":"Exotic Hemp","option1":"Exotic Hemp","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"1008","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Unfuckwithable - Infused with \"A Resting Bitch Face\" - Exotic Hemp","public_title":"Exotic Hemp","options":["Exotic Hemp"],"price":2000,"weight":255,"compare_at_price":0,"inventory_quantity":94,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"continue","barcode":null},{"id":16017142382626,"title":"*SOLD OUT* *SOLD OUT* Lavender \u0026 Vanilla *Ships FEB 20 *Ships FEB 20","option1":"*SOLD OUT* *SOLD OUT* Lavender \u0026 Vanilla *Ships FEB 20 *Ships FEB 20","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"1009","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Unfuckwithable - Infused with \"A Resting Bitch Face\" - *SOLD OUT* *SOLD OUT* Lavender \u0026 Vanilla *Ships FEB 20 *Ships FEB 20","public_title":"*SOLD OUT* *SOLD OUT* Lavender \u0026 Vanilla *Ships FEB 20 *Ships FEB 20","options":["*SOLD OUT* *SOLD OUT* Lavender \u0026 Vanilla *Ships FEB 20 *Ships FEB 20"],"price":2000,"weight":255,"compare_at_price":0,"inventory_quantity":0,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"continue","barcode":null},{"id":15890743885858,"title":"Maple \u0026 Smoked Bacon","option1":"Maple \u0026 Smoked Bacon","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"1010","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Unfuckwithable - Infused with \"A Resting Bitch Face\" - Maple \u0026 Smoked Bacon","public_title":"Maple \u0026 Smoked Bacon","options":["Maple \u0026 Smoked Bacon"],"price":2000,"weight":255,"compare_at_price":0,"inventory_quantity":100,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"continue","barcode":null},{"id":15933497507874,"title":"Oakmoss \u0026 Amber","option1":"Oakmoss \u0026 Amber","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"1019","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Unfuckwithable - Infused with \"A Resting Bitch Face\" - Oakmoss \u0026 Amber","public_title":"Oakmoss \u0026 Amber","options":["Oakmoss \u0026 Amber"],"price":2000,"weight":255,"compare_at_price":0,"inventory_quantity":98,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"continue","barcode":null},{"id":15890743918626,"title":"Pear and Ivy","option1":"Pear and Ivy","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"1011","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Unfuckwithable - Infused with \"A Resting Bitch Face\" - Pear and Ivy","public_title":"Pear and Ivy","options":["Pear and Ivy"],"price":2000,"weight":255,"compare_at_price":0,"inventory_quantity":97,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"continue","barcode":null},{"id":16003676143650,"title":"*SOLD OUT* Pink Champagne Ships 18FEB","option1":"*SOLD OUT* Pink Champagne Ships 18FEB","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"1013","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Unfuckwithable - Infused with \"A Resting Bitch Face\" - *SOLD OUT* Pink Champagne Ships 18FEB","public_title":"*SOLD OUT* Pink Champagne Ships 18FEB","options":["*SOLD OUT* Pink Champagne Ships 18FEB"],"price":2000,"weight":255,"compare_at_price":0,"inventory_quantity":98,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"continue","barcode":null},{"id":15890743951394,"title":"Pink Grapefruit","option1":"Pink Grapefruit","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"1012","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Unfuckwithable - Infused with \"A Resting Bitch Face\" - Pink Grapefruit","public_title":"Pink Grapefruit","options":["Pink Grapefruit"],"price":2000,"weight":255,"compare_at_price":0,"inventory_quantity":100,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"continue","barcode":null},{"id":15890744016930,"title":"Rebel Rose","option1":"Rebel Rose","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"1014","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Unfuckwithable - Infused with \"A Resting Bitch Face\" - Rebel Rose","public_title":"Rebel Rose","options":["Rebel Rose"],"price":2000,"weight":255,"compare_at_price":0,"inventory_quantity":96,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"continue","barcode":null},{"id":15890744049698,"title":"Spa Day (White Tea Ginger and with a hint of Jasmine)","option1":"Spa Day (White Tea Ginger and with a hint of Jasmine)","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"1015","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Unfuckwithable - Infused with \"A Resting Bitch Face\" - Spa Day (White Tea Ginger and with a hint of Jasmine)","public_title":"Spa Day (White Tea Ginger and with a hint of Jasmine)","options":["Spa Day (White Tea Ginger and with a hint of Jasmine)"],"price":2000,"weight":255,"compare_at_price":0,"inventory_quantity":94,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"continue","barcode":null},{"id":15962899578914,"title":"Take A Hike (NW Forest Scent)","option1":"Take A Hike (NW Forest Scent)","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"1006","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Unfuckwithable - Infused with \"A Resting Bitch Face\" - Take A Hike (NW Forest Scent)","public_title":"Take A Hike (NW Forest Scent)","options":["Take A Hike (NW Forest Scent)"],"price":2000,"weight":255,"compare_at_price":0,"inventory_quantity":98,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"continue","barcode":null},{"id":15890744082466,"title":"Vanilla Cupcake","option1":"Vanilla Cupcake","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"1016","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Unfuckwithable - Infused with \"A Resting Bitch Face\" - Vanilla Cupcake","public_title":"Vanilla Cupcake","options":["Vanilla Cupcake"],"price":2000,"weight":255,"compare_at_price":0,"inventory_quantity":97,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"continue","barcode":null},{"id":15890744115234,"title":"Vicious Trollop (Very Cherry)","option1":"Vicious Trollop (Very Cherry)","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"1017","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Unfuckwithable - Infused with \"A Resting Bitch Face\" - Vicious Trollop (Very Cherry)","public_title":"Vicious Trollop (Very Cherry)","options":["Vicious Trollop (Very Cherry)"],"price":2000,"weight":255,"compare_at_price":0,"inventory_quantity":96,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"continue","barcode":null}]

Learn more

But Does It Spark Joy? -Infused with "Clutter & Shame"

$20.00

Liquid error (product-form line 28): Could not find asset snippets/hulkcode_options.liquid

[{"id":16003653500962,"title":"**SELECT YOUR SCENT**","option1":"**SELECT YOUR SCENT**","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"1001","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"But Does It Spark Joy? -Infused with \"Clutter \u0026 Shame\" - **SELECT YOUR SCENT**","public_title":"**SELECT YOUR SCENT**","options":["**SELECT YOUR SCENT**"],"price":2000,"weight":255,"compare_at_price":0,"inventory_quantity":78,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"continue","barcode":null},{"id":15931857043490,"title":"Banana Nut Bread","option1":"Banana Nut Bread","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"1002","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"But Does It Spark Joy? -Infused with \"Clutter \u0026 Shame\" - Banana Nut Bread","public_title":"Banana Nut Bread","options":["Banana Nut Bread"],"price":2000,"weight":255,"compare_at_price":0,"inventory_quantity":97,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"continue","barcode":null},{"id":15931857076258,"title":"Cabernet All Day","option1":"Cabernet All Day","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"1003","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"But Does It Spark Joy? -Infused with \"Clutter \u0026 Shame\" - Cabernet All Day","public_title":"Cabernet All Day","options":["Cabernet All Day"],"price":2000,"weight":255,"compare_at_price":0,"inventory_quantity":97,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"continue","barcode":null},{"id":15962851737634,"title":"Cedar Bourbon","option1":"Cedar Bourbon","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"1013","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"But Does It Spark Joy? -Infused with \"Clutter \u0026 Shame\" - Cedar Bourbon","public_title":"Cedar Bourbon","options":["Cedar Bourbon"],"price":2000,"weight":255,"compare_at_price":0,"inventory_quantity":96,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"continue","barcode":null},{"id":15931857109026,"title":"Citrus and Sage","option1":"Citrus and Sage","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"1004","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"But Does It Spark Joy? -Infused with \"Clutter \u0026 Shame\" - Citrus and Sage","public_title":"Citrus and Sage","options":["Citrus and Sage"],"price":2000,"weight":255,"compare_at_price":0,"inventory_quantity":88,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"continue","barcode":null},{"id":15962851770402,"title":"Clean Linen","option1":"Clean Linen","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"1013","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"But Does It Spark Joy? -Infused with \"Clutter \u0026 Shame\" - Clean Linen","public_title":"Clean Linen","options":["Clean Linen"],"price":2000,"weight":255,"compare_at_price":0,"inventory_quantity":92,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"continue","barcode":null},{"id":15933471195170,"title":"Creamy Horchata","option1":"Creamy Horchata","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"1018","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"But Does It Spark Joy? -Infused with \"Clutter \u0026 Shame\" - Creamy Horchata","public_title":"Creamy Horchata","options":["Creamy Horchata"],"price":2000,"weight":255,"compare_at_price":0,"inventory_quantity":99,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"continue","barcode":null},{"id":15933471227938,"title":"Drunkin Apple (Spiked Apple Cider \u0026 Rum)","option1":"Drunkin Apple (Spiked Apple Cider \u0026 Rum)","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"1005","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"But Does It Spark Joy? -Infused with \"Clutter \u0026 Shame\" - Drunkin Apple (Spiked Apple Cider \u0026 Rum)","public_title":"Drunkin Apple (Spiked Apple Cider \u0026 Rum)","options":["Drunkin Apple (Spiked Apple Cider \u0026 Rum)"],"price":2000,"weight":255,"compare_at_price":0,"inventory_quantity":96,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"continue","barcode":null},{"id":15933471260706,"title":"Espresso Yo Self","option1":"Espresso Yo Self","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"1007","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"But Does It Spark Joy? -Infused with \"Clutter \u0026 Shame\" - Espresso Yo Self","public_title":"Espresso Yo Self","options":["Espresso Yo Self"],"price":2000,"weight":255,"compare_at_price":0,"inventory_quantity":92,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"continue","barcode":null},{"id":15931857240098,"title":"Exotic Hemp","option1":"Exotic Hemp","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"1008","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"But Does It Spark Joy? -Infused with \"Clutter \u0026 Shame\" - Exotic Hemp","public_title":"Exotic Hemp","options":["Exotic Hemp"],"price":2000,"weight":255,"compare_at_price":0,"inventory_quantity":98,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"continue","barcode":null},{"id":16017136255010,"title":"*SOLD OUT* *SOLD OUT* Lavender \u0026 Vanilla *Ships FEB 20 *Ships FEB 20","option1":"*SOLD OUT* *SOLD OUT* Lavender \u0026 Vanilla *Ships FEB 20 *Ships FEB 20","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"1009","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"But Does It Spark Joy? -Infused with \"Clutter \u0026 Shame\" - *SOLD OUT* *SOLD OUT* Lavender \u0026 Vanilla *Ships FEB 20 *Ships FEB 20","public_title":"*SOLD OUT* *SOLD OUT* Lavender \u0026 Vanilla *Ships FEB 20 *Ships FEB 20","options":["*SOLD OUT* *SOLD OUT* Lavender \u0026 Vanilla *Ships FEB 20 *Ships FEB 20"],"price":2000,"weight":255,"compare_at_price":0,"inventory_quantity":0,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"continue","barcode":null},{"id":15931857305634,"title":"Maple \u0026 Smoked Bacon","option1":"Maple \u0026 Smoked Bacon","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"1010","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"But Does It Spark Joy? -Infused with \"Clutter \u0026 Shame\" - Maple \u0026 Smoked Bacon","public_title":"Maple \u0026 Smoked Bacon","options":["Maple \u0026 Smoked Bacon"],"price":2000,"weight":255,"compare_at_price":0,"inventory_quantity":99,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"continue","barcode":null},{"id":15933471293474,"title":"Oakmoss \u0026 Amber","option1":"Oakmoss \u0026 Amber","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"1019","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"But Does It Spark Joy? -Infused with \"Clutter \u0026 Shame\" - Oakmoss \u0026 Amber","public_title":"Oakmoss \u0026 Amber","options":["Oakmoss \u0026 Amber"],"price":2000,"weight":255,"compare_at_price":0,"inventory_quantity":97,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"continue","barcode":null},{"id":15931857338402,"title":"Pear and Ivy","option1":"Pear and Ivy","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"1011","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"But Does It Spark Joy? -Infused with \"Clutter \u0026 Shame\" - Pear and Ivy","public_title":"Pear and Ivy","options":["Pear and Ivy"],"price":2000,"weight":255,"compare_at_price":0,"inventory_quantity":93,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"continue","barcode":null},{"id":16003653533730,"title":"*SOLD OUT* Pink Champagne Ships 18FEB","option1":"*SOLD OUT* Pink Champagne Ships 18FEB","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"1013","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"But Does It Spark Joy? -Infused with \"Clutter \u0026 Shame\" - *SOLD OUT* Pink Champagne Ships 18FEB","public_title":"*SOLD OUT* Pink Champagne Ships 18FEB","options":["*SOLD OUT* Pink Champagne Ships 18FEB"],"price":2000,"weight":255,"compare_at_price":0,"inventory_quantity":95,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"continue","barcode":null},{"id":15931857371170,"title":"Pink Grapefruit","option1":"Pink Grapefruit","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"1012","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"But Does It Spark Joy? -Infused with \"Clutter \u0026 Shame\" - Pink Grapefruit","public_title":"Pink Grapefruit","options":["Pink Grapefruit"],"price":2000,"weight":255,"compare_at_price":0,"inventory_quantity":93,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"continue","barcode":null},{"id":15931857436706,"title":"Rebel Rose","option1":"Rebel Rose","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"1014","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"But Does It Spark Joy? -Infused with \"Clutter \u0026 Shame\" - Rebel Rose","public_title":"Rebel Rose","options":["Rebel Rose"],"price":2000,"weight":255,"compare_at_price":0,"inventory_quantity":94,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"continue","barcode":null},{"id":15931857469474,"title":"Spa Day (White Tea Ginger and with a hint of Jasmine)","option1":"Spa Day (White Tea Ginger and with a hint of Jasmine)","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"1015","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"But Does It Spark Joy? -Infused with \"Clutter \u0026 Shame\" - Spa Day (White Tea Ginger and with a hint of Jasmine)","public_title":"Spa Day (White Tea Ginger and with a hint of Jasmine)","options":["Spa Day (White Tea Ginger and with a hint of Jasmine)"],"price":2000,"weight":255,"compare_at_price":0,"inventory_quantity":85,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"continue","barcode":null},{"id":15962851803170,"title":"Take A Hike (NW Forest Scent)","option1":"Take A Hike (NW Forest Scent)","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"1006","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"But Does It Spark Joy? -Infused with \"Clutter \u0026 Shame\" - Take A Hike (NW Forest Scent)","public_title":"Take A Hike (NW Forest Scent)","options":["Take A Hike (NW Forest Scent)"],"price":2000,"weight":255,"compare_at_price":0,"inventory_quantity":98,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"continue","barcode":null},{"id":15931857502242,"title":"Vanilla Cupcake","option1":"Vanilla Cupcake","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"1016","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"But Does It Spark Joy? -Infused with \"Clutter \u0026 Shame\" - Vanilla Cupcake","public_title":"Vanilla Cupcake","options":["Vanilla Cupcake"],"price":2000,"weight":255,"compare_at_price":0,"inventory_quantity":95,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"continue","barcode":null},{"id":15931857535010,"title":"Vicious Trollop (Very Cherry)","option1":"Vicious Trollop (Very Cherry)","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"1017","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"But Does It Spark Joy? -Infused with \"Clutter \u0026 Shame\" - Vicious Trollop (Very Cherry)","public_title":"Vicious Trollop (Very Cherry)","options":["Vicious Trollop (Very Cherry)"],"price":2000,"weight":255,"compare_at_price":0,"inventory_quantity":98,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"continue","barcode":null}]

Learn more

Best Selling Collections

The "Work F'n Sucks" Collection

The "Mom" Collection

The "Bad Bitch" Collection

The "F-Bomb" Collection

$5.00 Finds

View all

You Strike My Fancy! Malicious Matches

$5.00

Blow Me! Malicious Matches

$5.00

Let's Get Lit! Malicious Matches

$5.00

View all
9 products

You Strike My Fancy! Malicious Matches

$5.00

You Strike My Fancy! Malicious Matches

Light a spark with these Fancy AF snarky-chic matches! Only $5.00

This round amber glass bottle is the perfect add-on for any candle gift. The label is a perfectly matched kraft brown and each bottle is adorned with bling!

Each contains approximately 18 safety matches with deep green tips, and a striker is conveniently located on the bottom of each bottle making them perfect for lighting candles. The bottle comes with a water-tight black lid. Take your matches anywhere, or keep them on your mantle looking sassy! A party in a bottle...

These sassy bottles make beautiful mother's day, holiday, father's day, bridesmaid, wedding, and birthday gifts! Pairs perfectly with a candle. Get one for yourself too and place it next to your bath tub, favorite reading spot, or on your mantle for candle-lit relaxation...

This is a medium sized glass bottle (2 1/2" tall), and the green-tipped safety matches are 2" long. As always, well-designed and well-crafted.

(We are not able to offer Malicious Matches To Our Retail Partners at this time)

Blow Me! Malicious Matches

$5.00

Blow Me!

Light a spark with these Fancy AF snarky-chic matches! Only $5.00

This round amber glass bottle is the perfect add-on for any candle gift. The label is a perfectly matched kraft brown and each bottle is adorned with bling!

(We are not able to offer Malicious Matches To Our Retail Partners at this time)

Let's Get Lit! Malicious Matches

$5.00

Let's Get Lit! Malicious Matches

Light a spark with these Fancy AF snarky-chic matches! Only $5.00

This round amber glass bottle is the perfect add-on for any candle gift. The label is a perfectly matched kraft brown and each bottle is adorned with bling!

(We are not able to offer Malicious Matches To Our Retail Partners at this time)