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THE ORIGINAL MALICIOUS CANDLES!
 Our bestselling candles are hand-poured and feature the real, funny, and most unapologetic messages.
P.S. We also take custom orders!
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ADHD Hyperfocus Club | Scent: Apricot Freesia | 9oz Mental Health Candle | Malicious Women Co
$22.00
All Her Best Friends Wedding Ideas Are Her Something Borrowed | Scent: Vanilla Crumb Cake | 9oz Funny Candle | Malicious Women Co
$22.00
All I Do Is Win | Scent: Black Plum & Fig | 9oz Funny Candle | Malicious Women Co
$22.00
All The F*cks | Scent: Oakmoss & Amber | 9oz Funny Candle | Malicious Women Co
$22.00
All The Thanks | Scent: Cabernet All Day | 9oz Funny Candle | Malicious Women Co
$22.00
B*tch You Got This | Scent: Espresso Yo' Self | 9oz Funny Candle | Malicious Women Co
$22.00
B*tches Against Trump's Bullsh*t | Scent: Exotic Hemp | 9oz Political Candle | Malicious Women Co
$22.00
B*tches Get Sh*t Done | Scent: Fresh Baked Bread | 9oz Funny Candle | Malicious Women Co
$22.00
Bad B*tch Club | Scent: Frooty Loops | 9oz Bestie Candle | Malicious Women Co
$22.00
Beach Please! I'm A MotherF'n Mermaid | Scent: Grapefruit Negroni | 9oz Funny Candle | Malicious Women Co
$22.00
Beards, Ink & Muscles | Scent: Oakmoss & Amber | 9oz Funny Candle | Malicious Women Co
$22.00
Because Men Like Candles Too | Scent: Palo Santo | 9oz Funny Candle | Malicious Women Co
$22.00
Because Patients... | Scent: Mahogany Coconut | 9oz Work Candle | Malicious Women Co
$22.00
Boss Lady | Scent: Oakmoss & Amber | 9oz Work Candle | Malicious Women Co
$22.00
Brains Beauty Badassery | Scent: Rebel Rose | 9oz Funny Candle | Malicious Women Co
$22.00
Burning This For Trump | Scent: Blood Orange | 9oz Funny Candle | Malicious Women Co
$22.00
But First Wine | Scent: Cabernet All Day | 9oz Funny Candle | Malicious Women Co
$22.00
Call Your Mother | Scent: Sage & Sea Salt | 9oz Mom Candle | Malicious Women Co
$22.00
Calm The F*ck Down | Scent: Sugared Pine | 9oz Funny Candle | Malicious Women Co
$22.00
Celebrate Queer Literature | Scent: Grapefruit Negroni | 9oz Funny Candle | Malicious Women Co
$22.00
Chance Made Us Co-workers | Scent: Take A Hike | 9oz Work Candle | Malicious Women Co
$22.00
Chaos Witch | Scent: Tomato & Basil | 9oz Witch Candle | Malicious Women Co
$22.00
Closets Are For Clothes | Scent: Jasmine & Eucalyptus | 9oz Funny Candle | Malicious Women Co
$22.00
Coffee Til Cocktails | Scent: Berry Bellini | 9oz Funny Candle | Malicious Women Co
$22.00
Congrats On Being In Charge Of A Tiny Human | Scent: Vanilla Crumb Cake | 9oz Family Candle | Malicious Women Co
$22.00
Congrats On Your First Marriage | Scent: Sage & Sea Salt | 9oz Funny Candle | Malicious Women Co KIT-CAN-199-SSS Sage & Sea Salt
$22.00
Crazy Cat Lady | Scent: Apricot Freesia | 9oz Funny Candle | Malicious Women Co
$22.00
Crystal Witch | Scent: Black Plum & Fig | 9oz Witch Candle | Malicious Women Co
$22.00
Dad... Thanks For Putting Up With My Sh*t | Scent: Butter Pecan Crunch | 9oz Family Candle | Malicious Women Co
$22.00
DD-214 | Scent: Cabernet All Day | 9oz Work Candle | Malicious Women Co
$22.00
Deployment Life | Scent: Mahogany Coconut | 9oz Funny Candle | Malicious Women Co
$22.00
Design Your Own Custom 9oz Natural Soy Candle
$30.00
Do Epic Sh*t | Scent: Fresh Baked Bread | 9oz Funny Candle | Malicious Women Co
$22.00
Doctor, It Still Hurts! | Scent: Frooty Loops | 9oz Work Candle | Malicious Women Co
$22.00
Don't Make Me Use My Mom Voice | Scent: Grapefruit Negroni | 9oz Mom Candle | Malicious Women Co
$22.00
Don't Tell Me To Smile 9oz Political Soy Candle - Malicious Women Co. - Candle
Don't Tell Me To Smile | Scent: Sage & Sea Salt | 9oz Funny Candle | Malicious Women Co
$22.00
Drink Your F*cking Water | Scent: Lemon Drop Martini | 9oz Funny Candle | Malicious Women Co KIT-CAN-134-LDM Lemon Drop Martini
$22.00
Engaged AF | Scent: Oakmoss & Amber | 9oz Funny Candle | Malicious Women Co
$22.00
Every Great Mom Says The F Word | Scent: Rebel Rose | 9oz Mom Candle | Malicious Women Co
$22.00
Excel Is My Love Language | Scent: Palo Santo | 9oz Work Candle | Malicious Women Co
$22.00

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