Malicious Women Candle Co.

Deployment Life - Infused with "FaceTime & Lonely Climaxes"

 
$16.00
 

Deployment Life - Infused with "FaceTime & Lonely Climaxes"

You're a hot mess! Leave the matches next to the batteries. You're gonna need both. If you're deployed, we wish you all the privacy, lube and rechargeable batteries you can fit in your duffel.

  • 9 ounce certified organic, 100% soy candle

  • No wax blends, additives, or fillers

  • Amber apothecary jar - because laughter really is medicine

  • Cotton wick with a braided core

  • Non-toxic, Bio-Grade (A) essential and fragrance oils



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