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All The Fucks -Infused with "Absolute Fuckery" Fuck Malicious Women Co. Snarky Sassy Organic Soy Wax Handmade Candle
All The Fucks -Infused with "Absolute Fuckery" Fuck Malicious Women Co. Snarky Sassy Organic Soy Wax Handmade Candle
All The Fucks Candle | Infused with "Absolute Fuckery"

All The Fucks Candle | Infused with "Absolute Fuckery"

Regular price $20.00

Personalized Greeting Card

$5.00

10,000 designs and photo cards

This is where all the fucks have been hiding.  Time to do some damage and spread the fuckery.

Choose one or multiple fucks to send the right message: FUCK __________

WHAT THE FUCK

FUCK ME

FUCK THAT

FUCK THIS

FUCK YEAH

FUCK IT

FUCK OFF

FUCK YOU

AND THE HORSE YOU RODE IN ON

This candle comes exclusively offered in two of our best-selling Malicious Scents. You get to choose which of the two suits your fancy! 

A Hot Mess: Our signature scent is a mess of baking spices, red-hot cinnamon, and a hint of black tea to calm this scent a bit. Everyone is A Hot Mess, embrace it with us! 


Take A Hike: This beautiful blend is unlike any other scent we’ve blended. It's bright wildflower, living green moss, and the sophisticated scents of cedar & pine that is strong without being overpowering. Spring is coming...smell the great outdoors without the hassle of that pesky exercise.

For a limited time only get our Spring Season Scents on any label. Seasonal scents include Orange Dreamsicle, Pear & Ivy, and That Floral Feeling. Seasonal sent descriptions can be found on our scent page. 

Each Order comes with a handwritten note of empowerment from one of our Snarky Malicious Women! What will yours say? Post yours with #staymalicious on Instagram for a shout out! 

Our Malicious Candles:

  • 100% Natural Soy (Grown and Manufactured in the U.S.) Hand poured in Snohomish, WA
  • The Finest Custom Blended Fragrances
  • Braided Cotton with Paper Core Wick (Zinc & Lead Free)
  • No Additives (UV Inhibitors/ binders/ stabilizers or artificial colors)
  • Labels made from Recycled Kraft Paper
  • 9 oz. Reusable Apothecary (3.75" High X 2.75 DIA) Jar with Strong Metal Lid.
  • Burn Time: Approximately 40 - 50 hours

Malicious Women Candle Co. handcrafted soy candles are natural and burn cleaner than traditional paraffin candles. The scented, creamy soy wax is hand poured into a vintage apothecary style recyclable jar. After approximately 45 hours of burn time or when the candle wax burns down to 1/4" from the bottom of the jar, simply melt the remaining soy wax in very hot water and wipe clean. Visit our FAQ page to learn all the tips & tricks to ensure you get ALL 45 hours of burn time from your new candle.

Type: Candle

Customer Reviews

Based on 39 reviews
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(37)
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C
C.H.
Amazing

Best gift I’ve ever given!

S
S.H.
love!

Not only do these candles smell fabulous and burn well they are super witty and fun!

R
R.S.
Hilarious and Amazing

This candle not only smells amazing, but it is hilarious as well.

M
M.U.
Maliciously delicious.

My order arrived very quickly. All the scents are just fantastic. I will definitely be ordering from this company again. Love the names you have chosen for these candles. I will be giving many as gifts. Thanks for a great product.

H
H.Y.
Best fucking candle ever!

Delicious scent, slow burning and the pure maliciousness of being infused with “absolute fuckery” makes it the best fucking candle ever! Will be ordering lots more of these!

Customer Reviews

Based on 39 reviews
95%
(37)
5%
(2)
0%
(0)
0%
(0)
0%
(0)
C
C.H.
Amazing

Best gift I’ve ever given!

S
S.H.
love!

Not only do these candles smell fabulous and burn well they are super witty and fun!

R
R.S.
Hilarious and Amazing

This candle not only smells amazing, but it is hilarious as well.

M
M.U.
Maliciously delicious.

My order arrived very quickly. All the scents are just fantastic. I will definitely be ordering from this company again. Love the names you have chosen for these candles. I will be giving many as gifts. Thanks for a great product.

H
H.Y.
Best fucking candle ever!

Delicious scent, slow burning and the pure maliciousness of being infused with “absolute fuckery” makes it the best fucking candle ever! Will be ordering lots more of these!