Sh*t F*ck D*mn Infused With Profanity & Perseverance 9oz Funny Soy Wax Candle | Long Lasting Clean Burning Home Fragrance Candle USA Gift

This bold scented candle is designed for those who appreciate humor, honesty, and high-quality home fragrance. Made with 100% natural soy wax, this long-lasting candle delivers a smooth, clean burn while filling your space with premium fragrance options. Perfect as a funny candle gift, it brings personality and attitude into any room while still offering a calming and enjoyable atmosphere. The amber glass jar adds a modern, stylish touch that works beautifully in living rooms, bedrooms, offices, or creative spaces.

Crafted as a clean-burning candle, it features a cotton wick that is lead-free and zinc-free for a safe, toxin-free experience. With over 40 hours of burn time, this home fragrance candle provides consistent scent throw without parabens, phthalates, or harsh chemicals. Hand-poured in the USA, it combines eco-friendly craftsmanship with bold personality. Ideal for stress relief, gifting, or everyday use, this soy wax candle delivers warmth, humor, and lasting fragrance in one powerful product.

Specifications:

• • Size: 9oz
    
  • Lid Color: Black
    
  • Burn Time: 40+ Hours
    
  • Jar Color: Amber Glass
    
  • Made In: USA (Hand Poured)
    
  • Wax Color: Natural (No Dyes)
    
  • Wick: Cotton (Lead-Free & Zinc-Free)
    
  • Fragrance Options: Multiple Premium Scents
    
  • Wax Type: 100% Natural Soy Wax (USA-grown)
    
  • Dimensions: 2.75" Diameter x 3.5" Height (with lid)

Key Benefits:

• • Handcrafted quality made in the USA
    
  • A stylish amber jar enhances home décor.
    
  • Long-lasting candle with 40+ hours burn time
    
  • Ideal for gift for her and gift for him occasions.
    
  • Perfect funny gift candle for friends, family, or coworkers
    
  • Strong yet balanced home fragrance candle performance
    
  • Premium soy wax candle made from renewable resources
    
  • A clean-burning candle with no toxins or harmful chemicals

This bold scented candle combines humor and quality in one premium product, making it a standout funny candle gift for any occasion. Crafted from natural soy wax, it offers a long-lasting fragrance with a clean, even burn that enhances any space. Perfect for home décor, gifting, or personal use, this home fragrance candle brings warmth, personality, and relaxation together. Whether it's a gift for her or a gift for him, it delivers a safe, eco-friendly burn experience with lasting scent and style.

No toxins, no parabens, no phthalates, just guilt-free glow. We pair it with all-cotton, zinc and lead-free wicks and premium fragrance oils for a burn that’s clean, safe, and smells incredible from first light to last flicker. And because we actually give a damn, every bit comes from renewable sources.

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