From hockey fights to Friday Night Lights, these candles were made for the loud, loyal, slightly feral fans. We’ve got hockey heat, Seattle pride, player-inspired chaos, and yes… candles for the real MVPs: their moms.
I bought this for my co-worker who was forced to retire when her position was dissolved after the sale of our business. Anything she was asked to do, she did with a smile but I know how much she wanted to tell people to eff off. This was the perfect touch to her bouquet of mini scotch bottles :)
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Samantha M.
Absolutely B**chin!
There’s a reason I got one candle off Amazon on a whim for a solo self care night, and a few weeks later I now own a dozen. They smell amazing. The jars are adorable. The copy is HILARIOUS. The owner is a damned treasure. This is a company I imagine was created by a person who isn’t my best friend but easily could be. That’s who I want to buy stuff from. Someone who isn’t making garbage, overly pretty scented, fluffy type crap for exactly the opposite person I am. These are candles for EXACTLY the type of person I am. Funny, smart, and likes a bold but not overwhelming, well crafted and solid scent. It’s whiskey neat while eating maraschino cherries at the bar. Judge me? I will roll my eyes and go “Want one?” and wish I could muster a fart. These candles are several pillows under my ass and a dog on my lap while I watch garbage reality shows and eat cheese. These candles are your favorite book, shipped to your house, and none of the edges are messed up and it smells all new, and getting to sit down and read it while cool air blows in from the open window and cascades over your hands while you turn pages. These candles are comfort in a jar and I will kick anyone right in wolfman’s nards if they take them away from me. I love them so much. Can you tell?
Design Your Own Custom 9oz Natural Soy Candle
Shehla &.D.K.
Smells like Happy
My first comment is that there is no residue left behind on my counters or floors. This is 5-stars. Take a hike & Lemon fizz turn on the happy gene. This is a bonus. Wiping things down with my bitches against bullshit tank, makes me happy. Laci’s timing for FAFO was perfect since my old reusable bottles were ready to be demoted to bug spray. I ordered 2 sets and picked 2 different scents. Will definitely reorder refills in the future.
Reusable Forever Amber Glass Spray Bottle- Empty
Kelly E.
I love this thing!
This brought me so much joy to do even more cleaning! The bottle is great! The ease of using it was awesome, and the smells are OUT OF THIS WORLD amazing! 1000/10 will keep buying!!
Reusable Forever Amber Glass Spray Bottle- Empty
Amanda C.
Is Excel Your Love Language?
As someone who spends more time in Excel than I’d like to admit, this candle speaks to my soul! The scent is great, and the label gets compliments every time someone sees it. My friends and colleagues absolutely love it, and several have asked where they can buy one. I’ll definitely be ordering more items.
Excel Is My Love Language | Scent: Palo Santo | 9oz Work Candle | Malicious Women Co
My first comment is that there is no residue left behind on my counters or floors. This is 5-stars. Take a hike & Lemon fizz turn on the happy gene. This is a bonus. Wiping things down with my bitches against bullshit tank, makes me happy. Laci’s timing for FAFO was perfect since my old reusable bottles were ready to be demoted to bug spray. I ordered 2 sets and picked 2 different scents. Will definitely reorder refills in the future.
This brought me so much joy to do even more cleaning! The bottle is great! The ease of using it was awesome, and the smells are OUT OF THIS WORLD amazing! 1000/10 will keep buying!!
As someone who spends more time in Excel than I’d like to admit, this candle speaks to my soul! The scent is great, and the label gets compliments every time someone sees it. My friends and colleagues absolutely love it, and several have asked where they can buy one. I’ll definitely be ordering more items.
