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Drink Your Fucking Water! Candle | Infused With "Love & Hydration"
Drink Your Fucking Water! Candle | Infused With "Love & Hydration"
Drink Your Fucking Water! Candle | Infused With "Love & Hydration"

Drink Your Fucking Water! Candle | Infused With "Love & Hydration"

Regular price $20.00

Personalized Greeting Card

$5.00

10,000 designs and photo cards

No, wine and coffee do not count as drinking water.

Let's get wasted...

W ake up early.

A nticipate a productive day.

S tay hydrated.

T ake a multivitamin. 

E xercise. 

D on't stay up too late.

DRINK SOME WATER, YOU BEAUTIFUL AND CAPABLE BUT DEHYDRATED BITCH.

This candle comes exclusively offered in two of our best-selling Malicious Scents. You get to choose which of the two suits your fancy! 

Exotic Hemp
Legal in all states, this earthy, woody scent has top notes of Nepal cannabis, green mandarin, and coriander. The heart notes consist of Chinese hemp seed, allspice and pepperberries. It finishes with base notes of cassia root, black ashwood and patchouli leaves. Dance naked in its aroma.
Lavender & Coconut Water
Coconut Water & Citron are joined together for a soothing spa scent. Compliments of French Lavender & Rosemary Sprigs create a modern twist. Undertones of Tonka bean, Amber & Vanilla creates a sweet ending to this fragrant affair.

Each Order comes with a handwritten note of empowerment from one of our Snarky Malicious Women! What will yours say? Post yours with #staymalicious on Instagram for a shout out! 

Our Malicious Candles:

  • 100% Natural Soy (Grown and Manufactured in the U.S.) Hand poured in Snohomish, WA
  • The Finest Custom Blended Fragrances
  • Braided Cotton with Paper Core Wick (Zinc & Lead Free)
  • No Additives (UV Inhibitors/ binders/ stabilizers or artificial colors)
  • Labels made from Recycled Kraft Paper
  • 9 oz. Reusable Apothecary (3.75" High X 2.75 DIA) Jar with Strong Metal Lid.
  • Burn Time: Approximately 40 - 50 hours

Malicious Women Candle Co. handcrafted soy candles are natural and burn cleaner than traditional paraffin candles. The scented, creamy soy wax is hand poured into a vintage apothecary style recyclable jar. After approximately 45 hours of burn time or when the candle wax burns down to 1/4" from the bottom of the jar, simply melt the remaining soy wax in very hot water and wipe clean. Visit our FAQ page to learn all the tips & tricks to ensure you get ALL 45 hours of burn time from your new candle.

Type: Candle

Customer Reviews

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Scent is very subtle

I bought this for myself because I get kidney stones and I love it. The scent is super subtle and I prefer a stronger scent but I still couldn’t bring myself to give it any less than a perfect rating!!

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My go to gift

Fantastic as always. Wonderful product, fast shipping! What more can you ask for?

L
L.
High quality

Great product!

Customer Reviews

Based on 3 reviews
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Scent is very subtle

I bought this for myself because I get kidney stones and I love it. The scent is super subtle and I prefer a stronger scent but I still couldn’t bring myself to give it any less than a perfect rating!!

c
c.o.
My go to gift

Fantastic as always. Wonderful product, fast shipping! What more can you ask for?

L
L.
High quality

Great product!