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THE ORIGINAL MALICIOUS CANDLES!
 Our bestselling candles are hand-poured in Snohomish, WA, and feature the realest, funniest, most unapologetic messages.
P.S. We also take custom orders!
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All The Fucks
$22.00
Design Your Own Custom Candle
$30.00
I Am Stronger Than The Bullshit
$22.00
I'd Shank A Bitch For You
$22.00
Bitch...You Got This!
$22.00
Don't Make Me Use My Mom Voice
$22.00
Brains, Beauty, & Badassery
$22.00
Boss Lady
$22.00
Shit Show
$22.00
Fuck Your Abortion Law!
$22.00
The Badass In Me Honors The Badass In You
$22.00
But First...Wine
$22.00
Bitches Get Shit Done
$22.00
I Love My Fur Babies More Than Most People
$22.00
Meetings That Could Have Been An Email
$22.00
Fuck It.
$22.00
Soldout
All I Do Is Win
$22.00
I Do What I Want
$22.00
Soldout
Well Behaved Women Rarely Make History
$22.00
Every Great Mom Says The "F" Word
$22.00
What THE Fuck Is Happening?
$22.00
Shit. Fuck. Damn.
$22.00
Calm The Fuck Down
$22.00
Coffee 'Til Cocktails
$22.00
You're My Best Bitch
$22.00
Let That Shit Go!
$22.00
Congrats On Being In Charge Of A Tiny Human
$22.00
Soldout
Because Patients..
$22.00
Chance Made Us Co-Workers, Absolute Chaos Made Us Friends
$22.00
Unfuckwithable
$22.00
Anxiety Girl
$22.00
Bad Bitch Club
$22.00
Please Don't Do Meth In Our Bathroom
$22.00
Mom... Thanks For Putting Up With My Sh*t - Also Sorry I Cuss So Much.
$22.00
Thank You I Appreciate Your Feedback
$22.00
STFU! I'm Reading
$22.00
My Dog & I Talk Shit About You
$22.00
Filtering The Fucks
$22.00
Do Epic Shit.
$22.00
She Believed She Could... But Was Really Tired
$22.00
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