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THE ORIGINAL MALICIOUS CANDLES!
 Our bestselling candles are hand-poured in Snohomish, WA, and feature the realest, funniest, most unapologetic messages.
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I Love My Fur Babies More Than Most People - Infused with -"An Unhealthy Level of Attachment" Scent: Frooty Loops

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The Badass In Me Honors The Badass In You Infused With "Mutual Respect" Scent: Cosmic Dreams

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All I Do Is Win - Infused With "The Tears Of My Opponents" Scent: Cedar & Bourbon

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Fuck It. - Infused with "Just Fuck It." Scent: Take A Hike

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Coffee 'Til Cocktails - Infused with "An Appropriate Coping Mechanism" Scent: Espresso Yo' Self

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Shit. Fuck. Damn. - Infused with "Sentence Enhancers" Scent: Oakmoss & Amber

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Because Patients...- Infused with "Happy Hour In Scrubs" Scent: Cabernet All Day

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Calm The Fuck Down - Infused with "Melodramatic Tendencies" Scent: Lavender & Coconut Water

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I Do What I Want - Infused with "Zero Fucks" Scent: Moxie

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Congrats On Being In Charge Of A Tiny Human - Infused with "Sleep Deprivation" Scent: Frooty Loops

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You're My Best Bitch - Infused with "All My Secrets" Scent: Pink Chandelier

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Well Behaved Women Rarely Make History - Infused with "Outrage & Action" Scent: Rebel Rose

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