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THE ORIGINAL MALICIOUS CANDLES!
 Our bestselling candles are hand-poured in Snohomish, WA, and feature the realest, funniest, most unapologetic messages.
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You're An Awesome Neighbor! Keep That Shit Up!
$22.00
Malicious Women Candle CO. Best Scented Candles-Merry F'n Stressmas Malicious Women Candle CO. Best Scented Candles-Merry F'n Stressmas
Merry F'n Stressmas - Infused With "Unrealistic Expectations"
$22.00
Finally Retired!
$22.00
I'm a MotherF'n Leo (Jul 23 - Aug 22) The Zodiac Bitch
$22.00
I'm a MotherF'n Cancer (Jun 21-Jul 22) The Zodiac Bitch
$22.00
Fuck This Shit! You're Strong Enough, You Have Plenty Of Character
$22.00
I've Had Crunchwraps More Supreme Than This Court
$22.00
I'm a MotherF'n Scorpio (Oct 23-Nov 21) The Zodiac Bitch
$22.00
Stop Doing Shit You Hate
$22.00
A Candle For Karen
$22.00
I Miss Your Face!
$22.00
Fuck Around & Find Out!
$22.00
You're The Mom Everyone Wishes They Had
$22.00
Forest Witch
$22.00
I'd Give My Last Fuck For You!
$22.00
Malicious Women Candle CO. Best Scented Candles-Drinking Around The Christmas Tree Malicious Women Candle CO. Best Scented Candles- Drinkin Around The Christmas Tree
Drinkin' Around The Christmas Tree - Infused With "All My Jingle Ladies"
$22.00
Raising Hell & Babies
$22.00
I'm a MotherF'n Sagittarius ( Nov 22 - Dec 21 )The Zodiac Bitch
$22.00
Dad... Thanks For Putting Up With My Sh*t
$22.00
Malicious Women Candle CO. Best Scented Candles-Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Bitch! Malicious Women Candle CO. Best Scented Candles-Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Bitch!
Merry Christmas Ya' Filthy Bitch! - Infused With: "Bad Decisions & Good Memories"
$22.00
Malicious Women Candle CO. Best Scented Candles-Holiday Family Gatherings Malicious Women Candle CO. Best Scented Candles-Holiday Family Gatherings
Holiday Family Gatherings - Infused With: "Competitiveness & Awkward Political Conversations"
$22.00
Malicious Women Candle CO. Best Scented Candles-Happy Alcoholidays Malicious Women Candle CO. Best Scented Candles-Happy Alcoholidays
Happy Alcoholidays Infused With - 'Inadequacy & Guilt"
$22.00
I'm a MotherF'n Libra (Sep 23 - Oct 22) The Zodiac Bitch
$22.00
I'm Sorry My Kid Is The Reason You Drink
$22.00
They Call Me Grandma Because 'Partner In Crime' Is Inappropriate.
$22.00
Excel Is My Love Language
$22.00
Go The Fuck To Sleep!
$22.00
Heading Down To Rock Bottom. Let Me Know If You Need Anything While I'm Out.
$22.00
Ugly Christmas Sweater Contest WINNER - Infused With: "No Shame. Like...None."
$22.00
Having Me As An Employee Is Really The Only Gift You Need. Infused With "Exceeded Expectations!"
$22.00
There's Some Ho, Ho, Hos in This House! - Infused With: "Weak- Ass Presents"
$22.00
Happy Birthday!
$22.00
You're Simply The Best!
$22.00
MENOPAUSE
$22.00
The Greatest Gift Our Parents Gave Us Was Each Other...Oh, And Crippling Anxiety.
$22.00
Bride Boss
$22.00
Thank You For Being A Friend!
$22.00
Thank You For Being My Shovel Friend
$22.00
You Are Hotter Than This Candle! - Infused With "Raw 'Scent'uality"
$22.00
Proud Parent Of A Dramatic Dog
$22.00
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