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THE ORIGINAL MALICIOUS CANDLES!
 Our bestselling candles are hand-poured in Snohomish, WA, and feature the realest, funniest, most unapologetic messages.
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I'm Still Speaking - Infused With "Manterrupting" Scent Pear & Ivy

56 total reviews

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Don't Make Me Use My Mom Voice - Infused with "Your Last Warning" Scent: Pear & Ivy

12 total reviews

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Unfuckwithable - Infused with "A Resting Bitch Face" Scent: Grapefruit & Mint

41 total reviews

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Let That Shit Go! - Infused with "Obsessive Overthinking" Scent: Lavender & Coconut Water

49 total reviews

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Bad Bitch Club - Infused with "Personal Invites Only" Scent: Moxie

48 total reviews

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What THE Fuck Is Happening? Candle | Infused With "Seriously, What Is Happening?" Scent: Bonfire

35 total reviews

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Anxiety Girl - Infused with "Impending Doom" Scent: Lavender & Coconut Water

52 total reviews

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Happy Birthday - Infused with "Alcohol, Low Standards, and Poor Decisions" Scent: Cabernet All Day

49 total reviews

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It's Already Been A Day... - Infused With "Breakfast Wine" Scent: Cabernet All Day

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Please Don't Do Meth In Our Bathroom - Infused with "Common Courtesy" Scent: Oakmoss & Amber

34 total reviews

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My Dog & I Talk Shit About You - Infused with "Profile Stalking" Scent: Cedar & Bourbon

40 total reviews

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Thank You I Appreciate Your Feedback - Infused with "Professionalism & A Fuck You With A Smile" Scent: HoneySUCKle

36 total reviews

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