Wicked and Sassy Candle Collections

I Run Entirely On Coffee & Inappropriate Thoughts - Infused with "Fuck Off, You Fucking Fuck!" Scent: Espresso Yo' Self

$22.00

I Swear I Will Rip Off Your Arms And Beat You With Your Own... - Infused With "Fuck Boy Repellent" Scent: Cotton Candy & Pine

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I Talk To Everyone, Moving My Seat Won't Help - Infused With "Rotating Seating Charts" Scent: Moxie (Cardamom, Ginger & Nutmeg)

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I Wet My Plants! - Infused With "Timed Lighting, Pinterest Soil Recipes & Zero Living Room Space" Scent: Citrus & Sage

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I'd Give My Last Fuck For You! - Infused With "Selective 'Fuck' Distribution" Scent: HoneySUCKle

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I'd Shank A Bitch For You - Infused With "Situational Ethics" Scent: Lemon Drop Martini Candle 2021 Malicious Women Candle Co.

I'd Shank A Bitch For You - Infused With "Situational Ethics" Scent: Strawberry Basil Margarita

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I'm Good At Engineering Shit - Infused with "Precision Guesswork" Scent: Oakmoss & Amber

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I'm Here To Save Your Ass, Not Kiss It! - infused With "Nurse Life " Scent: Clean Linen

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I'm Sorry Covid Ruined Your: Infused With: All The Feels! Scent: HoneySUCKle Candle 2021 Malicious Women Candle Co.

I'm Sorry Covid Ruined Your: Infused With: All The Feels! Scent: Clean Linen

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I'm Sorry My Kid Is The Reason You Drink - Infused with "An Entire Bottle Of Wine" Scent: Cabernet All Day

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I'm Sorry Your... Tried To Kill You - Infused with "Well-Meaning Platitudes & A Ribbon Color Assignment" Scent: Clean Linen

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I'm Still Speaking - Infused With "Manterrupting" Scent Pear & Ivy

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In Loving Memory Of The One Who Left Paw Prints On My Heart - Infused With "Healing & Happy Memories" Scent: Oakmoss & Amber

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It'll Just Be Me & My Social Anxiety - Infused With "A List Of Preplanned Excuses" Scent: Lavender & Coconut Water

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It's All About You, Isn't It? You Selfish Bitch! - Infused with "Happy Birthday Wishes" Scent: Pink Chandelier

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It's Already Been A Day... - Infused With "Breakfast Wine" Scent: Cabernet All Day

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Kitchen Witch - Infused with "Drying herbs...Intention" Scent: Grapefruit & Mint

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Leo (Jul 23 – Aug 23) The Zodiac Bitch-Scent: A Hot Mess Candle 2021 Malicious Women Candle Co

Leo (Jul 23 – Aug 22) The Zodiac Bitch Scent: A Hot Mess

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Let That Shit Go! - Infused with "Obsessive Overthinking" Scent: Lavender & Coconut Water

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Libra (Sep 23 - Oct 22) The Zodiac Bitch-Scent: Exotic Hemp

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Magical AF - Infused With "Doing No Harm & Taking No Shit" Scent: Exotic Hemp

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Make Them Planties Wet infused with "Proper Watering Technique" Scent: Pear & Ivy

$22.00

Man Cold - Infused with "It's Like COVID-19, But Worse. "Scent: Take A Hike

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Manifest That Shit - Infused With: "Setting The Intention & Doing The Work" Scent: Oakmoss & Amber

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Married AF! - Infused With "Annoying Each Other For The Rest Of Your Lives..." Scent: Frooty loops

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May The Bridges I Burn Light The Way - Infused with "A Sense Of Defiance" Scent: Exotic Hemp

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Meetings That Could Have Been An Email - Infused with "Silent Hostility" Scent: Vanilla Cupcake Candle 2021 Malicious Women Candle Co.

Meetings That Could Have Been An Email - Infused with "Silent Hostility" Scent: Cedar & Bourbon

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Mermaids Don't Have A Thigh Gap - Infused with "A Nice Tail" Scent: Grapefruit & Mint

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Moist - Infused with "A Sense Of Disgust" Scent: Vanilla Cupcake Candle 2020 Malicious Women Candle Co.

Moist - Infused with "A Sense Of Disgust" Scent: Citrus & Sage

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Mom... Thanks For Putting Up With My Sh*t -Also Sorry I Cuss So Much. Scent: Pear & Ivy

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Mom... You Were Always Right. - Infused with: "Learning Through Tragic Experience" Scent: Pear & Ivy

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Monogamy Is Her Something New. - Infused With " All That True Love And Shit...(Gross) " Scent: Lemon Drop Martini

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Mother F'n Homeowners - Infused With "Debt, Yardwork & DIY Fails" Scent: Vanilla Cupcake Candle 2021 Malicious Women Candle Co.

Mother F'n Homeowners - Infused With "Debt, Yardwork & DIY Fails" Scent: Cotton Candy & Pine

$22.00

My Dog & I Talk Shit About You - Infused with "Profile Stalking" Scent: Cedar & Bourbon

$22.00

My Favorite Season Is The Fall Of The Patriarchy - Infused with "Leggings, Boots & Protest Signs" Scent: Take A Hike

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NFTy Bitch - Infused With "Unique AF Qualities" Scent: Lemon Drop Martini

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Nolite Te Bastardes Carborundum - Infused with "Resistance" Scent: Rebel Rose (Garden Rose & Oak)

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Nonstop Dad Jokes? More Like... Nonstop Rad Jokes! - Infused With "Groans and Eyerolls" Scent: Citrus & Sage Candle 2021 Malicious Women Candle Co.

Nonstop Dad Jokes? More Like... Nonstop Rad Jokes! - Infused With "Groans and Eyerolls" Scent: Espresso Yo Self

$22.00

Not Today, Mansplainer- Infused With "Well-Earned Confidence" Scent: Take A Hike

$22.00

Optimism Sounds Exhausting - infused with "Cynicism" Scent: Take A Hike

$22.00

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I Run Entirely On Coffee & Inappropriate Thoughts - Infused with "Fuck Off, You Fucking Fuck!" Scent: Espresso Yo' Self

I Swear I Will Rip Off Your Arms And Beat You With Your Own... - Infused With "Fuck Boy Repellent" Scent: Cotton Candy & Pine

I Talk To Everyone, Moving My Seat Won't Help - Infused With "Rotating Seating Charts" Scent: Moxie (Cardamom, Ginger & Nutmeg)

I Wet My Plants! - Infused With "Timed Lighting, Pinterest Soil Recipes & Zero Living Room Space" Scent: Citrus & Sage

I'd Give My Last Fuck For You! - Infused With "Selective 'Fuck' Distribution" Scent: HoneySUCKle

I'd Shank A Bitch For You - Infused With "Situational Ethics" Scent: Strawberry Basil Margarita

I'm Good At Engineering Shit - Infused with "Precision Guesswork" Scent: Oakmoss & Amber

I'm Here To Save Your Ass, Not Kiss It! - infused With "Nurse Life " Scent: Clean Linen

I'm Sorry Covid Ruined Your: Infused With: All The Feels! Scent: Clean Linen

I'm Sorry My Kid Is The Reason You Drink - Infused with "An Entire Bottle Of Wine" Scent: Cabernet All Day

I'm Sorry Your... Tried To Kill You - Infused with "Well-Meaning Platitudes & A Ribbon Color Assignment" Scent: Clean Linen

I'm Still Speaking - Infused With "Manterrupting" Scent Pear & Ivy

In Loving Memory Of The One Who Left Paw Prints On My Heart - Infused With "Healing & Happy Memories" Scent: Oakmoss & Amber

It'll Just Be Me & My Social Anxiety - Infused With "A List Of Preplanned Excuses" Scent: Lavender & Coconut Water

It's All About You, Isn't It? You Selfish Bitch! - Infused with "Happy Birthday Wishes" Scent: Pink Chandelier

It's Already Been A Day... - Infused With "Breakfast Wine" Scent: Cabernet All Day

Kitchen Witch - Infused with "Drying herbs...Intention" Scent: Grapefruit & Mint

Leo (Jul 23 – Aug 22) The Zodiac Bitch Scent: A Hot Mess

Let That Shit Go! - Infused with "Obsessive Overthinking" Scent: Lavender & Coconut Water

Libra (Sep 23 - Oct 22) The Zodiac Bitch-Scent: Exotic Hemp

Magical AF - Infused With "Doing No Harm & Taking No Shit" Scent: Exotic Hemp

Make Them Planties Wet infused with "Proper Watering Technique" Scent: Pear & Ivy

Man Cold - Infused with "It's Like COVID-19, But Worse. "Scent: Take A Hike

Manifest That Shit - Infused With: "Setting The Intention & Doing The Work" Scent: Oakmoss & Amber

Married AF! - Infused With "Annoying Each Other For The Rest Of Your Lives..." Scent: Frooty loops

May The Bridges I Burn Light The Way - Infused with "A Sense Of Defiance" Scent: Exotic Hemp

Meetings That Could Have Been An Email - Infused with "Silent Hostility" Scent: Cedar & Bourbon

Mermaids Don't Have A Thigh Gap - Infused with "A Nice Tail" Scent: Grapefruit & Mint

Moist - Infused with "A Sense Of Disgust" Scent: Citrus & Sage

Mom... Thanks For Putting Up With My Sh*t -Also Sorry I Cuss So Much. Scent: Pear & Ivy

Mom... You Were Always Right. - Infused with: "Learning Through Tragic Experience" Scent: Pear & Ivy

Monogamy Is Her Something New. - Infused With " All That True Love And Shit...(Gross) " Scent: Lemon Drop Martini

Mother F'n Homeowners - Infused With "Debt, Yardwork & DIY Fails" Scent: Cotton Candy & Pine

My Dog & I Talk Shit About You - Infused with "Profile Stalking" Scent: Cedar & Bourbon

My Favorite Season Is The Fall Of The Patriarchy - Infused with "Leggings, Boots & Protest Signs" Scent: Take A Hike

NFTy Bitch - Infused With "Unique AF Qualities" Scent: Lemon Drop Martini

Nolite Te Bastardes Carborundum - Infused with "Resistance" Scent: Rebel Rose (Garden Rose & Oak)

Nonstop Dad Jokes? More Like... Nonstop Rad Jokes! - Infused With "Groans and Eyerolls" Scent: Espresso Yo Self

Not Today, Mansplainer- Infused With "Well-Earned Confidence" Scent: Take A Hike

Optimism Sounds Exhausting - infused with "Cynicism" Scent: Take A Hike

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