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Calm The Fuck Down - Infused with "Melodramatic Tendencies" Scent: Chill Vibes *
Regular price $20.00
Sale price $20.00 Regular price
Calm The Fuck Down - Infused with "Melodramatic Tendencies" Scent: Chill Vibes
Our candles are more intense than your 15 year old daughter's eyeroll while she is screaming she hates you! Fun Fact: IF your kids hate you because you won't let them wear shorts that show their lady bits - you're doing it right. Same goes for the boys - no one needs to see that much Hanes!
If you're freaking the fuck out because you're SO still doesn't understand the concept of putting their fucking clothes in the hamper- sometimes a good fit is all you need to change behavior.
See our FAQ sections for more information on the size and dimensions of our 8oz, 40-hour burn time candles.