Malicious Women Candle Co.

Calm The Fuck Down - Infused with "Melodramatic Tendencies"

$22.00
 
$22.00
 

Calm The Fuck Down - Infused with "Melodramatic Tendencies"

Our candles are more intense than your 15 year old daughters eyeroll while she is screaming she hates you! Fun Fact: IF your kids hate you because you won't let them wear shorts that show their lady bits - you're doing it right. Same goes for the boys - no one needs to see that much Hanes!

If you're freaking the fuck out because your SO still doesn't understand the concept of putting their fucking clothes in the hamper- sometimes a good fit is all you need to change behavior. 

See our FAQ sections for more information on the size and dimensions of our 9oz, 40+hour burn time candles.