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THE ORIGINAL MALICIOUS CANDLES!
 Our bestselling candles are hand-poured in Snohomish, WA, and feature the realest, funniest, most unapologetic messages.
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All The Fucks -Infused with "Absolute Fuckery" Scent: Oakmoss & Amber

167 total reviews

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Every Great Mom Says The "F" Word - Infused with "Nouns, Verbs & Adjectives" Scent: Espresso Yo Self

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Bitch...You Got This! -Infused with "Positive Vibes" Scent: Pink Chandelier

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I'd Shank A Bitch For You - Infused With "Situational Ethics" Scent: Moxie

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Shit Show - Infused with "Chaos" Scent: A Hot Mess

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Boss Lady -Infused with "Hustle & Caffeine" Scent: Espresso Yo' Self

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I Am Stronger Than The Bullshit - Infused with "Overload & Fatigue" Scent: Pear & Ivy

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Fuck Your Abortion Law! - Infused With "Fighting The War On Women!" Scent: Rebel Rose

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But First...Wine - Infused with "Long-Ass Days" Scent: Cabernet All Day

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Bitches Get Shit Done - Infused with "Ambition" Scent: Pink Chandelier

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My Favorite Season Is The Fall Of The Patriarchy - Infused with "Leggings, Boots & Protest Signs" Scent: Take A Hike

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Brains, Beauty, & Badassery - Infused With: "A Motherf'n Trifecta" Scent: Cabernet All Day

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