Church of Fuckery
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Description
We are now official members of Mother Nightshade’s Church of Fuckery, and made a candle in offering! Mother Nightshade is a Malicious Misfit through and through, who spreads the good fuckery through her TikTok with the 10 commandments:
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Go forth and spread the good fuckery
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Fuck around and find out
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Trust your gut, for it is the fuckening alarm
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Others opinions of you don’t fucking matter
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All Fukeries are fucking equal
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Thou shall not be a fucking cunt
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Those that spread bad fuckery will catch these hands
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To get a fuck, one must give a fuck.
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Have a fucking sense of humor.
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When in doubt; FUCK IT. Mama said it was okay.
#ChurchOfFckry
Check out her page @MotherNightShade here: https://www.tiktok.com/@mothernightshade?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc
BADASS CANDLES FOR BADASS PEOPLE!
Company Info
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Woman Owned
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Quality Focused
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Made in the PNW
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Family Owned
Description
We are now official members of Mother Nightshade’s Church of Fuckery, and made a candle in offering! Mother Nightshade is a Malicious Misfit through and through, who spreads the good fuckery through her TikTok with the 10 commandments:
-
Go forth and spread the good fuckery
-
Fuck around and find out
-
Trust your gut, for it is the fuckening alarm
-
Others opinions of you don’t fucking matter
-
All Fukeries are fucking equal
-
Thou shall not be a fucking cunt
-
Those that spread bad fuckery will catch these hands
-
To get a fuck, one must give a fuck.
-
Have a fucking sense of humor.
-
When in doubt; FUCK IT. Mama said it was okay.
#ChurchOfFckry
Check out her page @MotherNightShade here: https://www.tiktok.com/@mothernightshade?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc
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