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Malicious Women Candle Co.

Please Don't Do Meth In Our Bathroom - Infused with "Common Courtesy" Scent: Clean Linen

$20.00 USD

Please Don't Do Meth In Our Bathroom - Infused with "Common Courtesy" Scent: Clean Linen

It never hurts to reinforce the house rules. 

Clean Linen (New Formulation)
Set your laundry on fire--if only in your mind. Crisp cotton scents will fill the air that is so clean that you'll (almost) regret not running a load of whites.

 Our Malicious Candles:

  • 100% Natural Soy (Grown and Manufactured in the U.S.)
  • Hand poured by the Malicious Women in Snohomish, WA
  • The Finest Custom Blended Fragrances
  • Braided Cotton with Paper Core Wick (Zinc & Lead Free)
  • No Additives (UV Inhibitors/ binders/ stabilizers or artificial colors)
  • Easy to read, light and water-resistant labels
  • 9 oz. Reusable Apothecary (3.75" High X 2.75 DIA) Jar with Strong Metal Lid.
  • Burn Time: Approximately 40 - 50 hours

Malicious Women Co. handcrafted soy candles are natural and burn cleaner than traditional paraffin candles. The scented, creamy soy wax is hand poured into a vintage apothecary style recyclable jar. After approximately 45 hours of burn time or when the candle wax burns down to 1/4" from the bottom of the jar, simply melt the remaining soy wax in very-hot water and wipe clean. Visit our FAQ page to learn all the tips & tricks to ensure you get ALL 45 hours of burn time from your new candle.


Customer Reviews

Based on 21 reviews
so fun

the candles are awesome gifts and smell great


Stumbled upon these hilarious and cleverly named candles and just had to buy one. Candle was very carefully packaged and was shipped quickly. Smells so good! Will definitely be buying more!

Amazing Scent and super fast shipping

I ordered these on 12/22 for Christmas gifts and totally expected they would not be here for Christmas but I was ok with that. Then I was shocked when they shipped them same day and I received them on 12/24!

The candles smell amazing and burn really well. I will definitely be ordering many more items in the future


The size was a lot smaller than I expected but it smells good!


Please Don't Do Meth In Our Bathroom - Infused with "Common Courtesy" Scent: Clean Linen