Mother F'n Homeowners - Infused With "Debt, Yardwork & DIY Fails" 

Congrats on the 30-years of debt!

• 9 ounce certified organic, 100% soy candle

• No wax blends, additives, or fillers

• Amber apothecary jar - because laughter really is medicine

• Cotton wick with a braided core

• Non-toxic, Bio-Grade (A) essential and fragrance oils

See our FAQ sections for more information on the size and dimensions of our 9oz, 40+hour burn time candles.