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Deployment Life - Infused with "FaceTime & Lonely Climaxes" Malicious Women Co. Snarky Sassy Organic Soy Wax Handmade Candle
Deployment Life - Infused with "FaceTime & Lonely Climaxes" Malicious Women Co. Snarky Sassy Organic Soy Wax Handmade Candle
Malicious Women Co. Snarky Sassy Organic Soy Wax Handmade Candle

Deployment Life Candle | Infused with "FaceTime & Lonely Climaxes"

Regular price $20.00

Personalized Greeting Card

$5.00

10,000 designs and photo cards

You're a hot mess! Leave the matches next to the batteries. You're gonna need both. If you're deployed, we wish you all the privacy, lube and rechargeable batteries you can fit in your duffel.

This candle comes exclusively offered in two of our best-selling Malicious Scents. You get to choose which of the two suits your fancy! 

A Hot Mess
Our signature scent is a mess of baking spices, red-hot cinnamon, and a hint of black tea to calm this scent a bit. Everyone is A Hot Mess, embrace it with us! 
Cedar & Bourbon
The scent of cedar and the bourbony warm caramel and vanilla whisks you to a porch in a cedar forest. Let yourself go. Life will be waiting outside the door.

 

 

For a limited time only get our Spring Season Scents on any label. Seasonal scents include Orange Dreamsicle, Pear & Ivy, and That Floral Feeling. Seasonal sent descriptions can be found on our scent page. 

Each Order comes with a handwritten note of empowerment from one of our Snarky Malicious Women! What will yours say? Post yours with #staymalicious on Instagram for a shout out! 

Our Malicious Candles:

  • 100% Natural Soy (Grown and Manufactured in the U.S.) Hand poured in Snohomish, WA
  • The Finest Custom Blended Fragrances
  • Braided Cotton with Paper Core Wick (Zinc & Lead Free)
  • No Additives (UV Inhibitors/ binders/ stabilizers or artificial colors)
  • Labels made from Recycled Kraft Paper
  • 9 oz. Reusable Apothecary (3.75" High X 2.75 DIA) Jar with Strong Metal Lid.
  • Burn Time: Approximately 40 - 50 hours

Malicious Women Candle Co. handcrafted soy candles are natural and burn cleaner than traditional paraffin candles. The scented, creamy soy wax is hand poured into a vintage apothecary style recyclable jar. After approximately 45 hours of burn time or when the candle wax burns down to 1/4" from the bottom of the jar, simply melt the remaining soy wax in very hot water and wipe clean. Visit our FAQ page to learn all the tips & tricks to ensure you get ALL 45 hours of burn time from your new candle.

 

Type: Candle

Customer Reviews

Based on 3 reviews
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Love it!

The names are so cool for these awesome little candles! And my favorite scent is A Hot Mess. Literally these candles never disappoint!

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S.I.
Awesome

Haven't been disappointed yet.

K
K.J.
Looks cute

Haven’t burned it yet but it smells good and looks cute.

Customer Reviews

Based on 3 reviews
100%
(3)
0%
(0)
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C
C.F.
Love it!

The names are so cool for these awesome little candles! And my favorite scent is A Hot Mess. Literally these candles never disappoint!

S
S.I.
Awesome

Haven't been disappointed yet.

K
K.J.
Looks cute

Haven’t burned it yet but it smells good and looks cute.