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Calm The Fuck Down - Infused with "Melodramatic Tendencies" Scent: Lavender & Coconut Water
Calm The Fuck Down - Infused with "Melodramatic Tendencies" Scent: Lavender & Coconut Water
Malicious Women Co. Snarky Sassy Organic Soy Wax Handmade Candle
Malicious Women Co. Snarky Sassy Organic Soy Wax Handmade Candle
Calm The Fuck Down - Infused with "Melodramatic Tendencies" Scent: Lavender & Coconut Water
Calm The Fuck Down - Infused with "Melodramatic Tendencies" Scent: Lavender & Coconut Water

Calm The Fuck Down - Infused with "Melodramatic Tendencies" Scent: Lavender & Coconut Water

Regular price $20.00

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Calm The Fuck Down - Infused with "Melodramatic Tendencies" Scent: Lavender & Coconut Water

Our candles are more intense than your 15 year old daughters eyeroll while she is screaming she hates you! Fun Fact: IF your kids hate you because you won't let them wear shorts that show their lady bits - you're doing it right. Same goes for the boys - no one needs to see that much Hanes!

If you're freaking the fuck out because your SO still doesn't understand the concept of putting their fucking clothes in the hamper- sometimes a good fit is all you need to change behavior. 

Lavender & Coconut Water: Relax with the smell of French Lavender & and refreshing coconut water in this refreshing spa scent. Undertones of Tonka bean, Amber & Vanilla creates a sweet ending to this calming scent.

Our Malicious Candles:

  • 100% Natural Soy (Grown and Manufactured in the U.S.)
  • Hand poured by the Malicious Women in Snohomish, WA
  • The Finest Custom Blended Fragrances
  • Braided Cotton with Paper Core Wick (Zinc & Lead Free)
  • No Additives (UV Inhibitors/ binders/ stabilizers or artificial colors)
  • Easy to read, light and water-resistant labels
  • 9 oz. Reusable Apothecary (3.75" High X 2.75 DIA) Jar with Strong Metal Lid.
  • Burn Time: Approximately 40 - 50 hours

Malicious Women Co. handcrafted soy candles are natural and burn cleaner than traditional paraffin candles. The scented, creamy soy wax is hand poured into a vintage apothecary style recyclable jar. After approximately 45 hours of burn time or when the candle wax burns down to 1/4" from the bottom of the jar, simply melt the remaining soy wax in very-hot water and wipe clean. Visit our FAQ page to learn all the tips & tricks to ensure you get ALL 45 hours of burn time from your new candle.

Type: Candle 2020

Customer Reviews

Based on 23 reviews
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K
K.M.
My Favorite Scent
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S.D.
great gifts
K
K.M.
Nice candle, but very small
M
M.T.
Calm the F*** Down candles
S
S.H.
Loved it!

Customer Reviews

Based on 23 reviews
87%
(20)
13%
(3)
0%
(0)
0%
(0)
0%
(0)
K
K.M.
My Favorite Scent
S
S.D.
great gifts
K
K.M.
Nice candle, but very small
M
M.T.
Calm the F*** Down candles
S
S.H.
Loved it!