Calm The Fuck Down - Infused with "Melodramatic Tendencies" Scent: Lavender & Coconut Water

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Calm The Fuck Down - Infused with "Melodramatic Tendencies" Scent: Lavender & Coconut Water

Our candles are more intense than your 15 year old daughter's eyeroll while she is screaming she hates you! Fun Fact: IF your kids hate you because you won't let them wear shorts that show their lady bits - you're doing it right. Same goes for the boys - no one needs to see that much Hanes!

If you're freaking the fuck out because you're SO still doesn't understand the concept of putting their fucking clothes in the hamper- sometimes a good fit is all you need to change behavior. 

Scent: Lavender & Coconut Water:

Relax with the smell of French Lavender & and refreshing coconut water in this refreshing spa scent. Undertones of Tonka bean, Amber & Vanilla creates a sweet ending to this calming scent.

 

See our FAQ sections for more information on the size and dimensions of our 8oz, 40-hour burn time candles.

 

We process orders on business days, Monday through Friday, excluding Major Holidays. Processing times are between (1) and (3) business days. 

  • We use USPS Priority for most of our shipments. USPS has an average ship time of (2) to (5) business days.
  • If your order qualifies for free shipping we may use UPS Ground. UPS Ground has an average ship time of (5) business days.