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Malicious Women Candle Co.

Calm The Fuck Down - Infused with "Melodramatic Tendencies" Scent: Lavender & Coconut Water

$22.00 USD

Calm The Fuck Down - Infused with "Melodramatic Tendencies" Scent: Lavender & Coconut Water

Our candles are more intense than your 15 year old daughter's eyeroll while she is screaming she hates you! Fun Fact: IF your kids hate you because you won't let them wear shorts that show their lady bits - you're doing it right. Same goes for the boys - no one needs to see that much Hanes!

If you're freaking the fuck out because you're SO still doesn't understand the concept of putting their fucking clothes in the hamper- sometimes a good fit is all you need to change behavior. 

Scent: Lavender & Coconut Water:

Relax with the smell of French Lavender & and refreshing coconut water in this refreshing spa scent. Undertones of Tonka bean, Amber & Vanilla creates a sweet ending to this calming scent.


See our FAQ sections for more information on the size and dimensions of our 8oz, 40-hour burn time candles.


Customer Reviews

Based on 48 reviews
Gail G.
Great smelling candle

One of, if not the best, candles we have bought. The scent is amazing, and while some candles can only be smelled in a small room, this candle permeates a larger room but is not too strong. Relaxing scent

F'ing the bomb!

Seriously another flipping awesome candle! Cannot get enough of these! Funny, inspirational, caddy and just damn right valid! Never stop bringing on new additions! You all rock!!

Stephanie D.
Love it!!

I got this for my best friend as a gift and she said it smells amazing and was exactly what she needed

Calm the f*ck down!

I absolutely adore the Malicious Women Co. candles! Not only are they appropriately named, they smell good as hell!!
The shipping was quick, the quality is amazing and the brand is dope!
I’ve already placed another order!

Jenni Z.
Great Candles - Great Scents

Love these candles. The scents are great and the sayings are ever better. Wonderful gifts and super cool scents.