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Anxiety Girl - Infused with "Impending Doom" Malicious Women Co. Snarky Sassy Organic Soy Wax Handmade Candle
Anxiety Girl - Infused with "Impending Doom" Malicious Women Co. Snarky Sassy Organic Soy Wax Handmade Candle
Malicious Women Co. Snarky Sassy Organic Soy Wax Handmade Candle

Anxiety Girl Candle | Infused with "Impending Doom"

Regular price $20.00

Personalized Greeting Card

$5.00

10,000 designs and photo cards

You just want to fall asleep..But what if…or maybe…and I heard that. ENOUGH! Light this candle to remind yourself it's just your inner anxiety girl- wearing a cape- with a GIANT 'A' on her chest, determined to fuck-up your day tomorrow. Light this candle and relax as your space starts to smell better than whatever bullshit life throws at ya! 

This candle comes exclusively offered in two of our best-selling Malicious Scents. You get to choose which of the two suits your fancy! 

Grapefruit & Mint: The scent that had to happen. We paired 2 of the most crisp scents on the planet to give you the sweet taste of juicy grapefruit and the cool snap of mint in one jar. 

Lavender & Coconut Water: Coconut Water & Citron are joined together for a soothing spa scent. Compliments of French Lavender & Rosemary Sprigs create a modern twist. Undertones of Tonka bean, Amber & Vanilla creates a sweet ending to this fragrant affair.

 

For a limited time only get our Spring Season Scents on any label. Seasonal scents include Orange Dreamsicle, Pear & Ivy, and That Floral Feeling. Seasonal sent descriptions can be found on our scent page. 

Each Order comes with a handwritten note of empowerment from one of our Snarky Malicious Women! What will yours say? Post yours with #staymalicious on Instagram for a shout out! 

Our Malicious Candles:

  • 100% Natural Soy (Grown and Manufactured in the U.S.) Hand poured in Snohomish, WA
  • The Finest Custom Blended Fragrances
  • Braided Cotton with Paper Core Wick (Zinc & Lead Free)
  • No Additives (UV Inhibitors/ binders/ stabilizers or artificial colors)
  • Labels made from Recycled Kraft Paper
  • 9 oz. Reusable Apothecary (3.75" High X 2.75 DIA) Jar with Strong Metal Lid.
  • Burn Time: Approximately 40 - 50 hours

Malicious Women Candle Co. handcrafted soy candles are natural and burn cleaner than traditional paraffin candles. The scented, creamy soy wax is hand poured into a vintage apothecary style recyclable jar. After approximately 45 hours of burn time or when the candle wax burns down to 1/4" from the bottom of the jar, simply melt the remaining soy wax in very hot water and wipe clean. Visit our FAQ page to learn all the tips & tricks to ensure you get ALL 45 hours of burn time from your new candle.

Type: Candle

Customer Reviews

Based on 8 reviews
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T.C.
Perfect!!

I bought this candle and a few others as gifts for friends and myself. I love how they all came with individual boxes. I love the poem cards. My friends all have a snarky sense of humor, so this was the perfect gift. It was a great way to give my friends who have everything a gift that shows how much I appreciate their sarcasm, strength, and friendship. The candles smell fantastic. I will definitely purchase again.

C
C.L.
Funny and fantastic

I love these items! So excited to share with our friends and family!

C
C.

Anxiety Girl - Infused with "Impending Doom"

K
K.M.
Great gifts

Ordered 3..2 for gifts and one for me. Love the labels and the scents are fabulous! I will order again. Received my order in less than a week after order was placed.

L
L.K.
Amazing Product!

Not only does the saying on this candle fit me to a T, but the snarky scent aptly named hot mess smells amazing. I love the little extras like the personal not and the sticker as well.

Customer Reviews

Based on 8 reviews
100%
(8)
0%
(0)
0%
(0)
0%
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T
T.C.
Perfect!!

I bought this candle and a few others as gifts for friends and myself. I love how they all came with individual boxes. I love the poem cards. My friends all have a snarky sense of humor, so this was the perfect gift. It was a great way to give my friends who have everything a gift that shows how much I appreciate their sarcasm, strength, and friendship. The candles smell fantastic. I will definitely purchase again.

C
C.L.
Funny and fantastic

I love these items! So excited to share with our friends and family!

C
C.

Anxiety Girl - Infused with "Impending Doom"

K
K.M.
Great gifts

Ordered 3..2 for gifts and one for me. Love the labels and the scents are fabulous! I will order again. Received my order in less than a week after order was placed.

L
L.K.
Amazing Product!

Not only does the saying on this candle fit me to a T, but the snarky scent aptly named hot mess smells amazing. I love the little extras like the personal not and the sticker as well.