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♋ Cancer: June 21-July 22 ♋

Cancer is the Bitch Who Is Chill...Until You Piss Her Off!

 

What Makes You A Motherf'n Cancer? 

You are a water sign - intuitive, emotional, and mysterious as the ocean itself. Water signs are dreamers and not afraid to express their feelings, in a refreshingly honest way!

You're a true ride-or-die; you'll take your bestie's darkest secrets to your grave, no questions asked.

You religiously practice selfcare, because who doesn't deserve a little pampering?

 

Your Water Sign Besties: Pisces, Scorpio

 

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