Headed Down To Rock Bottom... Let Me Know If You Need Anything While I'm Out, Infused With Questionable Life Choices

Bring humor to your space with this bold and relatable funny scented candle featuring the phrase “Headed Down To Rock Bottom… Let Me Know If You Need Anything While I’m Out.” Perfect as a sarcastic gift candle, it adds personality, laughter, and comfort to any room. Infused with a playful “questionable life choices” vibe, this candle is designed for those who appreciate honesty with humor. Whether you’re searching for a unique gift for women or a stress-relief treat for yourself, this candle delivers both mood and fragrance in one stylish piece.

Crafted with 100% organic soy wax candle materials, this clean burning candle ensures a toxin-free experience with no parabens or phthalates. The natural cotton wick provides an even flame and a long lasting candle burn time of over 40 hours. Housed in a sleek amber jar with a black lid, it doubles as modern home décor. With premium fragrance oils and eco-friendly design, this candle is perfect for creating a cozy, relaxing, and humorous atmosphere anywhere.

Specifications:

• Size: 9oz
• Made In: USA
• Lid Color: Black
• Vessel Color: Amber
• Burn Time: 40+ Hours
• Wax Color: Natural (No Dyes)
• Wick: Cotton (Lead & Zinc Free)
• Wax Type: 100% Organic Soy Wax
• Dimensions: 2.75" Diameter x 3.5" Height
• Fragrance Infusion: Questionable Life Choices Theme Scent

Benefits:
✔ Stylish reusable jar for home décor
✔ Wide appeal for humor and self-care lovers
✔ Long-lasting fragrance for extended relaxation
✔ Smooth, even burn with premium fragrance oils
✔ Perfect funny gift candle for friends or coworkers
✔ Eco-friendly and made from renewable resources
✔ Clean burning candle with no toxins or harmful chemicals

This long lasting soy candle is more than just décor, it’s a mood, a joke, and a stress reliever all in one. Perfect as a funny gift candle or personal indulgence, it brings warmth, laughter, and premium fragrance into any space. Designed for those who appreciate sarcasm and self-care, it doubles as a stylish home fragrance candle that fits any room. Light it up, relax, and embrace the humor of everyday chaos with a clean, calming glow.

No toxins, no parabens, no phthalates, just guilt-free glow. We pair it with all-cotton, zinc and lead-free wicks and premium fragrance oils for a burn that’s clean, safe, and smells incredible from first light to last flicker. And because we actually give a damn, every bit comes from renewable sources.

All orders are processed + shipped within 1-3 business days and you can expect your order in 2-5 days depending on your location within the United States.

Please allow for additional processing time around major sales or during holidays.

We are unable to make changes once an order is shipped. If you need to make changes prior to shipment, please email info@maliciouswomenco.com or fill out our Contact Us form with as many details as possible and we'll try our best to help. Our team is available Monday through Friday only.

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Once picked up and scanned in by our carrier, transit times range 1-5 business days, depending on shipping method + delivery destination.

You will receive your shipping confirmation email as soon as a label is created for your order, and the tracking status of your shipment may take up to 48 hours once a label has been created. 

Once shipped, an order's tracking information is outside of our control, and as much as we'd like to be there, final delivery is out of our hands.

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If you’re not 100% satisfied with one of your Malicious Women Candle Co products, we would love to help make that right!

Please contact our Customer Care team at info@maliciouswomenco.comwithin 14 days of receiving your order and we’ll help get the process started.

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NOTE: Discontinued items, limited edition/mystery release items, or gift cards are final sale and not eligible for returns or exchanges.

To be eligible for a return, your item must be unused and in its original packaging. If your return is accepted, we'll send you instructions on how and where to send your package.