Funny Married AF Candle | Soy Wax Home Fragrance Candle for Couples & Family Decor

Celebrate love, chaos, and humor with this bold funny scented candle from Malicious Women Co. Crafted with 100% organic soy wax, this premium soy wax candle delivers a clean, smooth burn while filling your space with rich and comforting fragrance. Designed in an elegant amber jar, this home fragrance candle is perfect for bedrooms, living rooms, or shared family spaces. With multiple luxurious scent options like Vanilla Crumbcake, Black Plum & Fig, and Sage & Sea Salt, this scented candle creates a warm and cozy atmosphere for everyday living.

This premium clean burning candle offers over 40 hours of burn time, making it a reliable long lasting candle for home use. Made with toxin-free, eco-conscious materials, it is a safe and eco friendly candle designed for modern households. Perfect for couples, relaxation, or home styling, this aromatherapy candle combines humor and comfort. It stands out as a unique luxury scented candle that adds personality and warmth to any home environment.

Specifications

• Lid: Black
• Jar: Amber Glass
• Burn Time: 40+ Hours
• Wax Color: Natural (No Dye)
• Wick: Cotton (Lead & Zinc Free
• Handmade: Hand Poured in USA
• Product Type: Funny Family Candle
• Size: 9oz (2.75" Diameter x 3.5" Height)
• Wax: 100% Organic Soy Wax (USA Grown)
• Scents: Multiple Premium Fragrance Options
• Safety: Non-toxic, Paraben-Free, Phthalate-Free

Benefits & Uses:
✔ Clean burning, toxin-free candle experience
✔ Relaxing aromatherapy candle for stress relief
✔ Stylish home decor candle for modern interiors
✔ Long-lasting scented candle (40+ hours burn time)
✔ Smooth-burning soy wax candle for daily home use
✔ Safe and eco friendly candle for indoor environments
✔ Strong home fragrance candle scent for shared spaces
✔ Funny couple-themed candle adds personality to home

Bring humor, warmth, and fragrance into your home with this premium funny scented candle. Made with high-quality soy wax candle materials, it ensures a clean and long-lasting burn with strong scent performance. This home fragrance candle is perfect for couples and family spaces, adding comfort and personality to everyday life. Designed as a safe and eco friendly candle, it enhances your home décor while delivering relaxing aromas and a fun, relatable message.

No toxins, no parabens, no phthalates, just guilt-free glow. We pair it with all-cotton, zinc and lead-free wicks and premium fragrance oils for a burn that’s clean, safe, and smells incredible from first light to last flicker. And because we actually give a damn, every bit comes from renewable sources.

All orders are processed + shipped within 1-3 business days and you can expect your order in 2-5 days depending on your location within the United States.

Please allow for additional processing time around major sales or during holidays.

We are unable to make changes once an order is shipped. If you need to make changes prior to shipment, please email info@maliciouswomenco.com or fill out our Contact Us form with as many details as possible and we'll try our best to help. Our team is available Monday through Friday only.

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Once picked up and scanned in by our carrier, transit times range 1-5 business days, depending on shipping method + delivery destination.

You will receive your shipping confirmation email as soon as a label is created for your order, and the tracking status of your shipment may take up to 48 hours once a label has been created. 

Once shipped, an order's tracking information is outside of our control, and as much as we'd like to be there, final delivery is out of our hands.

We cannot replace missing or stolen packages if ShipShield package protection was not purchased during checkout.

If you’re not 100% satisfied with one of your Malicious Women Candle Co products, we would love to help make that right!

Please contact our Customer Care team at info@maliciouswomenco.comwithin 14 days of receiving your order and we’ll help get the process started.

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NOTE: Discontinued items, limited edition/mystery release items, or gift cards are final sale and not eligible for returns or exchanges.

To be eligible for a return, your item must be unused and in its original packaging. If your return is accepted, we'll send you instructions on how and where to send your package.