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Calm The Fuck Down - Infused with "Melodramatic Tendencies"
Calm The Fuck Down - Infused with "Melodramatic Tendencies"
Our candles are more intense than your 15 year old daughters eyeroll while she is screaming she hates you! Fun Fact: IF your kids hate you because you won't let them wear shorts that show their lady bits - you're doing it right. Same goes for the boys - no one needs to see that much Hanes!
If you're freaking the fuck out because your SO still doesn't understand the concept of putting their fucking clothes in the hamper- sometimes a good fit is all you need to change behavior.
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9 ounce certified organic, 100% soy candle
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No wax blends, additives, or fillers
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Amber apothecary jar - because laughter really is medicine
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Cotton wick with a braided core
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Non-toxic, Bio-Grade (A) essential and fragrance oils
See our FAQ sections for more information on the size and dimensions of our 9oz, 40+hour burn time candles.