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nonstop dad jokes malicious women candle co. 9 oz organic soy wax handmade candle sassy snarky funny Gift
nonstop dad jokes malicious women candle co. 9 oz organic soy wax handmade candle sassy snarky funny Gift
Nonstop Dad Jokes? More Like... Nonstop Rad Jokes! Candle | Infused With "Groans & Eyerolls"

Nonstop Dad Jokes? More Like... Nonstop Rad Jokes! Candle | Infused With "Groans & Eyerolls"

Regular price $20.00

Personalized Greeting Card

$5.00

10,000 designs and photo cards

These puns are armed and dadly... and always intended. 

This candle comes exclusively offered in two of our best-selling Malicious Scents. You get to choose which of the two suits your fancy! 

Cedar & Bourbon
The scent of cedar and the bourbony warm caramel and vanilla whisks you to a porch in a cedar forest. Let yourself go. Life will be waiting outside the door.
Clean Linen
Set your laundry on fire--if only in your mind. Crisp cotton scents will fill the air that is so clean that you'll (almost) regret not running a load of whites.

Each Order comes with a handwritten note of empowerment from one of our Snarky Malicious Women! What will yours say? Post yours with #staymalicious on Instagram for a shout out! 

Our Malicious Candles:

  • 100% Natural Soy (Grown and Manufactured in the U.S.) Hand poured in Snohomish, WA
  • The Finest Custom Blended Fragrances
  • Braided Cotton with Paper Core Wick (Zinc & Lead Free)
  • No Additives (UV Inhibitors/ binders/ stabilizers or artificial colors)
  • Labels made from Recycled Kraft Paper
  • 9 oz. Reusable Apothecary (3.75" High X 2.75 DIA) Jar with Strong Metal Lid.
  • Burn Time: Approximately 40 - 50 hours

Malicious Women Candle Co. handcrafted soy candles are natural and burn cleaner than traditional paraffin candles. The scented, creamy soy wax is hand poured into a vintage apothecary style recyclable jar. After approximately 45 hours of burn time or when the candle wax burns down to 1/4" from the bottom of the jar, simply melt the remaining soy wax in very hot water and wipe clean. Visit our FAQ page to learn all the tips & tricks to ensure you get ALL 45 hours of burn time from your new candle.

Type: Candle

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It was great. The person I gave it too just laughed and laughed. He thought it was a great gift.

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It was great. The person I gave it too just laughed and laughed. He thought it was a great gift.