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Malicious Women Candle Co.

Nonstop Dad Jokes? More Like... Nonstop Rad Jokes! - Infused With "Groans & Eyerolls" Scent Blueberry Cobbler

$20.00 USD

Nonstop Dad Jokes? More Like... Nonstop Rad Jokes! - Infused With "Groans & Eyerolls" Scent Blueberry Cobbler

These puns are armed and dadly... and always intended. 

Blueberry Cobbler: Freshly harvested blueberries are folded in between warm fresh baked dough.  The ultimate summer indulgence topped off with vanilla whipped cream.

Our Malicious Candles:

  • 100% Natural Soy (Grown and Manufactured in the U.S.)
  • Hand poured by the Malicious Women in Snohomish, WA
  • The Finest Custom Blended Fragrances
  • Braided Cotton with Paper Core Wick (Zinc & Lead Free)
  • No Additives (UV Inhibitors/ binders/ stabilizers or artificial colors)
  • Easy to read, light and water-resistant labels
  • 9 oz. Reusable Apothecary (3.75" High X 2.75 DIA) Jar with Strong Metal Lid.
  • Burn Time: Approximately 40 - 50 hours

Malicious Women Co. handcrafted soy candles are natural and burn cleaner than traditional paraffin candles. The scented, creamy soy wax is hand poured into a vintage apothecary style recyclable jar. After approximately 45 hours of burn time or when the candle wax burns down to 1/4" from the bottom of the jar, simply melt the remaining soy wax in very-hot water and wipe clean. Visit our FAQ page to learn all the tips & tricks to ensure you get ALL 45 hours of burn time from your new candle.


Customer Reviews

Based on 6 reviews
Great, as always!

For last couple years, I have been buying holiday gifts for my family from Malicious Women. Their product has always been great, and always makes everyone laugh! This candle is no exception. I’m sure my dad is going to get a great laugh out of what the candle says, and it will be the subject of jokes for months to come. I loved the scent, and it smells exactly like bourbon. Thank you!

Best things ever!!!

I would buy these again just for the hilarious snarky hard, but these candles are AMAZING!!!

Totally Perfect Gift!!!

My husband loved his Dad’s Day gift candle and we loved giving to him...a unifier and fun gift...perfect for Dad’s Dady! We received the gift with an awesome Husband Dad’s Day card within a few days! Malicious Women gave this s**t down!!! Thank you so much!!! My go to for future gifts!

Father’s Day Candle

Smells great and he loved it! This isn’t my first Malicious Candle purchase and it won’t be my last.

On point!

This sayings are great, my brother loved his and says it smells great too!