I'm Here To Save Your Ass, Not Kiss It | Infused With Fed-Up Healthcare Workers Everywhere, Funny Soy Work Candle Gift

Bring bold personality and calming ambiance together with Malicious Women Co. I'm Here To Save Your Ass, Not Kiss It! 9 oz Work Candle. Designed for those who appreciate humor with purpose, this funny scented candle is perfect for busy professionals, healthcare workers, and anyone needing a stress-relieving escape. Crafted from 100% organic soy wax, this clean-burning candle delivers a long-lasting fragrance experience with over 40 hours of burn time. Choose from a wide range of aromatherapy candle scents like Vanilla Crumbcake, Sage & Sea Salt, and Oakmoss & Amber to match your mood and space.

Ideal as a gift for men and women, this luxury soy candle fits perfectly in offices, bedrooms, or relaxation spaces. Its toxin-free formula ensures a non-toxic candle experience, free from parabens and phthalates, making it safe for everyday use. Whether you're looking for a funny work gift, a stress relief candle, or a home fragrance candle, this versatile product delivers both style and performance. The amber glass jar adds a modern aesthetic, making it a perfect addition to any décor.

PRODUCT SPECIFICATIONS:

• Lid Color: Black
• Vessel Color: Amber
• Hand-poured in the USA
• Brand: Malicious Women Co.
• Burn Time: Approx. 40+ hours
• Wax Color: Natural (No Dyes)
• Wick Material: Cotton (Lead & Zinc Free)
• Fragrance Options: Multiple Scents Available
• Size: 9 oz (2.75" diameter x 3.5" height with lid)
• Wax Type: 100% Organic Soy Wax (USA-grown)
• Use: Suitable for Men & Women, Home, Office, Relaxation, Gifting

Bring a bold touch of personality and comfort to your space with this premium scented soy candle designed for both humor and relaxation. The long-lasting candle offers a clean, even burn while filling your environment with rich, inviting fragrance. Perfect for home décor, office use, aromatherapy, and gifting, this eco-friendly candle suits every lifestyle. Whether you need a stress relief candle, a funny gift idea, or a luxury home fragrance, this product delivers exceptional quality and versatility for men and women alike.

No toxins, no parabens, no phthalates, just guilt-free glow. We pair it with all-cotton, zinc- and lead-free wicks and premium fragrance oils for a burn that’s clean, safe, and smells incredible from first light to last flicker. And because we actually give a damn, every bit comes from renewable sources.

All orders are processed + shipped within 1-3 business days and you can expect your order in 2-5 days depending on your location within the United States.

Please allow for additional processing time around major sales or during holidays.

We are unable to make changes once an order is shipped. If you need to make changes prior to shipment, please email info@maliciouswomenco.com or fill out our Contact Us form with as many details as possible and we'll try our best to help. Our team is available Monday through Friday only.

Enjoy FREE SHIPPING on all orders over $100 within the contiguous U.S. A $5 flat-rate shipping fee is applied to orders under $100, and all orders shipping to AK, HI, and PR.

Once picked up and scanned in by our carrier, transit times range 1-5 business days, depending on shipping method + delivery destination.

You will receive your shipping confirmation email as soon as a label is created for your order, and the tracking status of your shipment may take up to 48 hours once a label has been created. 

Once shipped, an order's tracking information is outside of our control, and as much as we'd like to be there, final delivery is out of our hands.

We cannot replace missing or stolen packages if ShipShield package protection was not purchased during checkout.

If you’re not 100% satisfied with one of your Malicious Women Candle Co products, we would love to help make that right!

Please contact our Customer Care team at info@maliciouswomenco.comwithin 14 days of receiving your order and we’ll help get the process started.

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NOTE: Discontinued items, limited edition/mystery release items, or gift cards are final sale and not eligible for returns or exchanges.

To be eligible for a return, your item must be unused and in its original packaging. If your return is accepted, we'll send you instructions on how and where to send your package.