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Finally Retired! - Infused With "Goodbye Tension, Hello Pension!"
Finally Retired! - Infused With "Goodbye Tension, Hello Pension!"
Finally Retired! - Infused With "Goodbye Tension, Hello Pension!"

Finally Retired! - Infused With "Goodbye Tension, Hello Pension!"

Regular price $20.00

Personalized Greeting Card

$5.00

10,000 designs and photo cards

You're retired... In other words, you know everything and no one can tell you shit!

This candle comes exclusively offered in two of our best-selling Malicious Scents. You get to choose which of the two suits your fancy! 

Lemon Drop Martini 
This candle is 'Ladies Night' in a jar. Our Lemon Drop Martini is a mouth-watering combination of tart and sugary-sweet goodness. Grab your besties, light the candle and proceed to judge all those carpool moms that don’t seem to understand how drop-off works. 
Oakmoss & Amber
Musty & rich wood combines with herbaceous and amber bottom notes will please even the most difficult noses . Everyone loves this strong, gender-fluid fragrance.

Each Order comes with a handwritten note of empowerment from one of our Snarky Malicious Women! What will yours say? Post yours with #staymalicious on Instagram for a shout out! 

Our Malicious Candles:

  • 100% Natural Soy (Grown and Manufactured in the U.S.) Hand poured in Snohomish, WA
  • The Finest Custom Blended Fragrances
  • Braided Cotton with Paper Core Wick (Zinc & Lead Free)
  • No Additives (UV Inhibitors/ binders/ stabilizers or artificial colors)
  • Labels made from Recycled Kraft Paper
  • 9 oz. Reusable Apothecary (3.75" High X 2.75 DIA) Jar with Strong Metal Lid.
  • Burn Time: Approximately 40 - 50 hours

Malicious Women Candle Co. handcrafted soy candles are natural and burn cleaner than traditional paraffin candles. The scented, creamy soy wax is hand poured into a vintage apothecary style recyclable jar. After approximately 45 hours of burn time or when the candle wax burns down to 1/4" from the bottom of the jar, simply melt the remaining soy wax in very hot water and wipe clean. Visit our FAQ page to learn all the tips & tricks to ensure you get ALL 45 hours of burn time from your new candle.

Type: Candle

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