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Malicious Women Co. None Of Your Emails Are Finding Me Well 9oz Soy Candle Funny Work Candle Clean Burn Gift for Men Women Office Decor
Malicious Women Co. None Of Your Emails Are Finding Me Well 9oz Soy Candle Funny Work Candle Clean Burn Gift for Men Women Office Decor
Malicious Women Co. None Of Your Emails Are Finding Me Well 9oz Soy Candle Funny Work Candle Clean Burn Gift for Men Women Office Decor
Malicious Women Co. None Of Your Emails Are Finding Me Well 9oz Soy Candle Funny Work Candle Clean Burn Gift for Men Women Office Decor
Malicious Women Co. None Of Your Emails Are Finding Me Well 9oz Soy Candle Funny Work Candle Clean Burn Gift for Men Women Office Decor
Malicious Women Co. None Of Your Emails Are Finding Me Well 9oz Soy Candle Funny Work Candle Clean Burn Gift for Men Women Office Decor
Malicious Women Co. None Of Your Emails Are Finding Me Well 9oz Soy Candle Funny Work Candle Clean Burn Gift for Men Women Office Decor
Malicious Women Co. None Of Your Emails Are Finding Me Well 9oz Soy Candle Funny Work Candle Clean Burn Gift for Men Women Office Decor
Malicious Women Co. None Of Your Emails Are Finding Me Well 9oz Soy Candle Funny Work Candle Clean Burn Gift for Men Women Office Decor
Malicious Women Co. None Of Your Emails Are Finding Me Well 9oz Soy Candle Funny Work Candle Clean Burn Gift for Men Women Office Decor

Malicious Women Co. None Of Your Emails Are Finding Me Well 9oz Soy Candle Funny Work Candle Clean Burn Gift for Men Women Office Decor

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Description

None Of Your Emails Are Finding Me Well – Infused With CC’ing Management for “Visibility” Funny Soy Candle 9oz Clean Burn Work Candle Gift for Men Women Office Desk Home Decor USA Made Candle

The None Of Your Emails Are Finding Me Well Soy Candle by Malicious Women Co. is a hilarious and relatable funny work candle designed for both men and women to use. Hand-poured in the USA with 100% organic soy wax, this clean-burning candle delivers a toxin-free, eco-friendly home fragrance candle experience. Perfect for office desks, workspaces, or home setups, it adds humor and personality while creating a calming atmosphere. Ideal as a gift for coworkers, a gift for employees, or a unique office decor item, it blends sarcasm with premium-quality craftsmanship.

Available in multiple scents, including Oakmoss & Amber, Vanilla Crumbcake, Espresso Yo’ Self, Sage & Sea Salt, Lemon Drop Martini, Jasmine & Eucalyptus, and more, this scented soy candle lets you choose the perfect fragrance for any mood. Infused with “CC’ing Management for Visibility,” it perfectly captures modern workplace humor. With 40+ hours of burn time, this candle provides long-lasting fragrance performance while enhancing focus, relaxation, and ambiance in any space. A perfect mix of humor, motivation, and premium home decor candle style.

Specifications:

  • Lid: Black Metal Lid
  • Vessel: Amber Glass Jar
  • Hand-Poured: Made in USA
  • Brand: Malicious Women Co.
  • Burn Time: 40+ Hours Approx.
  • Wax Color: Natural (No Dyes)
  • Wick: Cotton (Lead & Zinc Free)
  • Product: Funny Work Soy Candle
  • Size: 9 oz (2.75" Diameter x 3.5" Height)
  • Free From: Toxins, Parabens, Phthalates
  • Wax: 100% Organic Soy Wax (USA Grown)

Benefits

✔ Suitable for men's and women's use

✔ Perfect clean-burning candle for office & home

✔ Adds humor to workspace and improves mood

✔ Stylish office decor candle with sarcastic humor

✔ Available in multiple scents for personalized choice

✔ Premium home fragrance candle with long burn time

✔ Ideal gift for coworkers, employees, and work friends

This funny work soy candle is perfect for both men and women to use, bringing humor and relaxation into any workspace. With multiple scents available, you can choose your favorite fragrance to match your mood or office environment. Made from eco-friendly soy wax, it offers a clean-burning candle experience with long-lasting scent performance. Ideal as a gift for coworkers or office decor, it adds personality, comfort, and humor while enhancing modern home fragrance candle appeal.

No toxins, no parabens, no phthalates, just guilt-free glow. We pair it with all-cotton, zinc- and lead-free wicks and premium fragrance oils for a burn that’s clean, safe, and smells incredible from first light to last flicker. And because we actually give a damn, every bit comes from renewable sources.

BADASS CANDLES FOR BADASS PEOPLE!

Company Info

  • Woman Owned

  • Quality Focused

  • Made in the USA

  • Family Owned

Description

None Of Your Emails Are Finding Me Well – Infused With CC’ing Management for “Visibility” Funny Soy Candle 9oz Clean Burn Work Candle Gift for Men Women Office Desk Home Decor USA Made Candle

The None Of Your Emails Are Finding Me Well Soy Candle by Malicious Women Co. is a hilarious and relatable funny work candle designed for both men and women to use. Hand-poured in the USA with 100% organic soy wax, this clean-burning candle delivers a toxin-free, eco-friendly home fragrance candle experience. Perfect for office desks, workspaces, or home setups, it adds humor and personality while creating a calming atmosphere. Ideal as a gift for coworkers, a gift for employees, or a unique office decor item, it blends sarcasm with premium-quality craftsmanship.

Available in multiple scents, including Oakmoss & Amber, Vanilla Crumbcake, Espresso Yo’ Self, Sage & Sea Salt, Lemon Drop Martini, Jasmine & Eucalyptus, and more, this scented soy candle lets you choose the perfect fragrance for any mood. Infused with “CC’ing Management for Visibility,” it perfectly captures modern workplace humor. With 40+ hours of burn time, this candle provides long-lasting fragrance performance while enhancing focus, relaxation, and ambiance in any space. A perfect mix of humor, motivation, and premium home decor candle style.

Specifications:

  • Lid: Black Metal Lid
  • Vessel: Amber Glass Jar
  • Hand-Poured: Made in USA
  • Brand: Malicious Women Co.
  • Burn Time: 40+ Hours Approx.
  • Wax Color: Natural (No Dyes)
  • Wick: Cotton (Lead & Zinc Free)
  • Product: Funny Work Soy Candle
  • Size: 9 oz (2.75" Diameter x 3.5" Height)
  • Free From: Toxins, Parabens, Phthalates
  • Wax: 100% Organic Soy Wax (USA Grown)

Benefits

✔ Suitable for men's and women's use

✔ Perfect clean-burning candle for office & home

✔ Adds humor to workspace and improves mood

✔ Stylish office decor candle with sarcastic humor

✔ Available in multiple scents for personalized choice

✔ Premium home fragrance candle with long burn time

✔ Ideal gift for coworkers, employees, and work friends

This funny work soy candle is perfect for both men and women to use, bringing humor and relaxation into any workspace. With multiple scents available, you can choose your favorite fragrance to match your mood or office environment. Made from eco-friendly soy wax, it offers a clean-burning candle experience with long-lasting scent performance. Ideal as a gift for coworkers or office decor, it adds personality, comfort, and humor while enhancing modern home fragrance candle appeal.

No toxins, no parabens, no phthalates, just guilt-free glow. We pair it with all-cotton, zinc- and lead-free wicks and premium fragrance oils for a burn that’s clean, safe, and smells incredible from first light to last flicker. And because we actually give a damn, every bit comes from renewable sources.

Order Processing

All orders are processed + shipped within 1-3 business days and you can expect your order in 2-5 days depending on your location within the United States.

Please allow for additional processing time around major sales or during holidays.

We are unable to make changes once an order is shipped. If you need to make changes prior to shipment, please email info@maliciouswomenco.com or fill out our Contact Us form with as many details as possible and we'll try our best to help. Our team is available Monday through Friday only.

Shipping Information

Enjoy FREE SHIPPING on all orders over $100 within the contiguous U.S. A $5 flat-rate shipping fee is applied to orders under $100, and all orders shipping to AK, HI, and PR.

Once picked up and scanned in by our carrier, transit times range 1-5 business days, depending on shipping method + delivery destination.

You will receive your shipping confirmation email as soon as a label is created for your order, and the tracking status of your shipment may take up to 48 hours once a label has been created. 

Once shipped, an order's tracking information is outside of our control, and as much as we'd like to be there, final delivery is out of our hands.

We cannot replace missing or stolen packages if ShipShield package protection was not purchased during checkout.

Return Policy

If you’re not 100% satisfied with one of your Malicious Women Candle Co products, we would love to help make that right!

Please contact our Customer Care team at info@maliciouswomenco.comwithin 14 days of receiving your order and we’ll help get the process started.

We require proof of purchase to process your request, even if your item was a gift.

If you're experiencing an issue with a MWCC product, please reach out within 48 hours of receiving your order and include photos with a detailed description in your email so that our team can determine how to best lend a helping hand.

NOTE: Discontinued items, limited edition/mystery release items, or gift cards are final sale and not eligible for returns or exchanges.

To be eligible for a return, your item must be unused and in its original packaging. If your return is accepted, we'll send you instructions on how and where to send your package.

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Malicious Women Co. None Of Your Emails Are Finding Me Well 9oz Soy Candle Funny Work Candle Clean Burn Gift for Men Women Office Decor
Malicious Women Co. None Of Your Emails Are Finding Me Well 9oz Soy Candle Funny Work Candle Clean Burn Gift for Men Women Office Decor
Malicious Women Co. None Of Your Emails Are Finding Me Well 9oz Soy Candle Funny Work Candle Clean Burn Gift for Men Women Office Decor
Malicious Women Co. None Of Your Emails Are Finding Me Well 9oz Soy Candle Funny Work Candle Clean Burn Gift for Men Women Office Decor
Malicious Women Co. None Of Your Emails Are Finding Me Well 9oz Soy Candle Funny Work Candle Clean Burn Gift for Men Women Office Decor