STFU I’m Reading Infused With Escaping Reality | Funny Book Lover 9oz Soy Wax Candle Luxury Scented Relaxation Candle Hand Poured USA 

This Malicious Women Co. funny candle is a bold and relatable book lover candle, designed for anyone who enjoys peace, reading time, and a little humor. The phrase “STFU I’m Reading” makes it a perfect funny quote candle and a standout gift for readers who value quiet escape and personal time. Hand poured in the USA with 100% organic soy wax, this luxury scented candle offers a clean, smooth, and long-lasting burn while filling your space with premium fragrance oils.

Infused with “Escaping Reality,” this eco-friendly candle is crafted for comfort, relaxation, and stress relief. It is ideal as a gift for book lovers, a self-care treat, or a cozy home décor piece. With over 40 hours of burn time, a cotton wick, and a toxin-free formula, it ensures a safe and enjoyable experience. The combination of humor, premium quality, and calming scents makes it perfect for reading corners, bedrooms, and peaceful evenings.

Specification:

• • Hand-poured in the USA
    
  • Brand: Malicious Women Co.
    
  • Wax Color: Natural (No Dyes)
    
  • Product: 9oz Soy Wax Candle
    
  • Burn Time: 40+ Hours Approx.
    
  • Wick: Cotton (Lead & Zinc Free)
    
  • Vessel: Amber Glass with Black Lid
    
  • Free from Toxins, Parabens & Phthalates
    
  • Wax: 100% Organic Soy Wax (USA-grown)
    
  • Fragrance: Premium Essential & Fine Fragrance Oils

Benefits:

• • Stylish décor for cozy reading spaces
    
  • Perfect book lover candle for reading time
    
  • Funny and bold funny quote candle design
    
  • Clean-burning, eco-friendly candle formula
    
  • Premium luxury scented candle experience
    
  • Long-lasting aroma enhances relaxation & focus
    
  • Ideal gift for readers, candlemakers, and introverts

This luxury soy wax candle is the perfect companion for book lovers who value peace, humor, and relaxation. As a bold funny quote candle and calming book lover candle, it creates the ideal atmosphere for escaping reality and enjoying uninterrupted reading time. The clean-burning formula, premium fragrance, and handcrafted quality make it a standout décor piece. This eco-friendly scented candle brings comfort, personality, and warmth into any reading corner or cozy home space.

No toxins, no parabens, no phthalates, just guilt-free glow. We pair it with all-cotton, zinc and lead-free wicks and premium fragrance oils for a burn that’s clean, safe, and smells incredible from first light to last flicker. And because we actually give a damn, every bit comes from renewable sources.

All orders are processed + shipped within 1-3 business days and you can expect your order in 2-5 days depending on your location within the United States.

Please allow for additional processing time around major sales or during holidays.

We are unable to make changes once an order is shipped. If you need to make changes prior to shipment, please email info@maliciouswomenco.com or fill out our Contact Us form with as many details as possible and we'll try our best to help. Our team is available Monday through Friday only.

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NOTE: Discontinued items, limited edition/mystery release items, or gift cards are final sale and not eligible for returns or exchanges.

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