My Cat and I Talk Sh*t About You 9oz Soy Wax Candle Infused With Couch Snuggles & Profile Stalking | Funny Cat Candle Home Fragrance

My Cat and I Talk Sh*t About You 9oz soy wax candle by Malicious Women Co. is a bold, funny, and personality-driven home fragrance candle designed for cat lovers with attitude. Infused with “Couch Snuggles & Profile Stalking,” this hand-poured USA-made candle brings humor and warmth into any space. Perfect as a unisex multi-use candle for men and women, it creates a cozy, aesthetic atmosphere while expressing your playful side. Ideal for living rooms, bedrooms, or workspaces, it blends lifestyle décor with premium fragrance quality.

Made with a luxurious blend of clean-burning wax, including coconut, apricot, and soy, this luxury scented candle delivers over 40+ hours of long-lasting aroma. Free from toxins, parabens, and phthalates, it ensures a safe and guilt-free glow. Perfect as a gift for her, a gift for him, or a unisex gift, it fits multiple uses, including relaxation, self-care, spa nights, meditation, and cozy home ambiance. With premium fragrance oils and cotton lead-free wicks, it offers a high-quality aromatherapy experience for everyday living.

Specification:

• Lid Color: Black
  
• Hand Poured: USA
  
• Vessel Color: Amber Glass
  
• Brand: Malicious Women Co
  
• Wax Color: Natural (No Dyes)
  
• Burn Time: 40+ Hours Approx.
  
• Wick: Cotton (Lead & Zinc Free)
  
• Toxins: Paraben & Phthalate Free
  
• Size: 9oz (2.75" W x 3.5" H with lid)
  
• Wax Blend: Coconut, Apricot & Soy Wax Blend
  
• Product Type: Soy Wax Candle / Scented Candle
  
• Usage: Men / Women / Unisex / Multi-Use Candle
  
• Scent Theme: Multiple Available Fragrance Options

This luxury funny cat soy wax candle for men and women is designed for multiple uses and modern lifestyle spaces. It combines humor, personality, and premium home fragrance in one unique product. Perfect as a unisex gift candle, it enhances any room with a clean-burning aroma and cozy aesthetic vibes. Whether used for relaxation, gifting, or home décor styling, it delivers long-lasting fragrance, safe ingredients, and playful energy that makes every space feel warm, fun, and inviting.

No toxins, no parabens, no phthalates, just guilt-free glow. We pair it with all-cotton, zinc and lead-free wicks and premium fragrance oils for a burn that’s clean, safe, and smells incredible from first light to last flicker. And because we actually give a damn, every bit comes from renewable sources.

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Please allow for additional processing time around major sales or during holidays.

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