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Menopause Is Some Bullshit - Infused with "Leg Cramps, Sleeplessness, & A Dry Cooch" Scent: HoneySUCKle

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Why Do You Ask These Questions? - Infused with "Per My Last Email" Scent Take A Hike

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Your Kid Might Be Gay & That's Okay - Infused with "Get The Fuck Over It" Scent: Pink Chandelier

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Brains Beauty, & Badassery - Infused with "A Motherf'n Trifecta" Scent: Pear & Ivy

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They Said What?! Card Game

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World Down Syndrome Day 3.21 Down Right Perfect - Infused With "Rockin' Socks & Designer Genes" Scent: Shiplap Orchard Candle 2021 Malicious Women Candle Co

World Down Syndrome Day 3.21 Down Right Perfect - Infused With "Rockin' Socks & Designer Genes" Scent: Pear & Ivy

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You Can't Kill My Vibe When My Chakras Aligned - Infused With " Sage Over Rage ' Scent: Citrus & Sage

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Sorry I Was Busy The Day You Moved. - Infused With " A Really Great Housewarming Gift " Scent: Blueberry Cobbler

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Somos Chingonas y nada nos detiene a las pruebas me remito! - Infused With " Me vale madre tu opinion " Scent: Rebel Rose

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PMS - Infused With " Ovary-Action " Scent: Pear & Ivy

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I Wet My Plants! - Infused With " Timed Lighting, Pinterest Soil Recipes & Zero Living Room Space " Scent: Citrus & Sage

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I Swear I Will Rip Off Your Arms And Beat You With Your Own Bloody Stumps If You Text Him! - Infused With " Fuck Boy Repellent " Scent: Cotton Candy & Pine

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I Need A Joint! - Infused With " Any Minor Inconvenience " Scent: Citrus & Sage

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I Craft So I Don't Kill People! - Infused With " Channeling The Rage " Scent: Clean Linen

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I Burn Sage, Cannabis & Bridges - Infused With " Whatever It Takes To Keep The Negativity Away " Scent: Exotic Hemp

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I Am Infused With " Social Media Vigilantes & ALL CAPS Responses " Scent: Grapefruit & Mint

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Fuck This Shit! You're Strong Enough, You Have Plenty Of Character & None Of This Happens For A Reason. - Infused With " Irritating Cliches " Scent: Pink Chandelier

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Doctor, It Still Hurts! - Infused With " Patient Noncompliance " Scent: Blueberry Cobbler

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Congrats On Your First Marriage. - Infused With " Half Their Assets " Scent: HoneySUCKle

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Colorful Hair, Don't Care! - Infused With " Coping With A Self Crisis ' Scent: Frooty Loops

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Class Of 2021 I'm Sorry Covid Ruined Your Graduation. - Infused With " The Worst Ending Ever! " Scent: Frooty Loops

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Champion Gamer - Infused With " Energy Drinks, Button Smashing, & Dramatic Rage Quitting " Scent: Frooty Loops

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If You Can't Smell This Candle, Get Away From Me! - Infused With " In-Home Covid Testing " Scent: Blueberry Cobbler

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You're So Dope! I Just Knew Weed Be Friends. -Infused With " Bowl Matching & Complaining Neighbors " Scent: Exotic Hemp

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Your, Literally My Favorite Grammar Nerd. - Infused With " Irregardless & For All Intensive Purposes Were Always Their For each Other... " Scent: Cotton Candy & Pine

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You Know What You Should Do? - Infused With " Unsolicited Advice " Scent: HoneySUCKle

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You Did Something Beneficial For Me So I Bought You This Candle. - Infused With " Nothing (We're Even) " Scent: Blueberry Cobbler

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You Are Hotter Than This Candle! - Infused With " Raw 'Sent'uality " Scent: A Hot Mess

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Yes, I Am Single. No, I Am Not Available. - Infused With " High Standards " Scent: Lemon Drop Martini

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Xanax Is Her Something Blue. - Infused With " Anxiety Attacks & Meltdowns " Scent: Lavender & Coconut

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Work Mask Magic - Infused With " Smiling Eyes & Fuck You Lips " Scent: HoneySUCKle

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Wash Your Fucking Hands! - Infused With " Soap & Water (Yes, It's That Simple) Scent: Clean Linen

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Toxic Mom - Infused With " Criticism, Guilt & Finally Breaking Free " Scent: Rebel Rose

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They Call Me Grandma Because 'Partner In Crime' Is Inappropriate. - Infused With " A Bad Influence " Scent: Pear & Ivy

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The Relatives She Had To Invite Are Her Something Old. - Infused With " Unsolicited Advice " Scent: HoneySUCKle

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Thank You For Being My Affordable Therapy Alternative. - Infused With " I'm Still Depressed. (You Get What You Pay For) " Scent: Grapefruit & Mint

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Teachers Can Do Virtually Anything! - Infused With " Muted Mics, 147 Missing Assignments & Uncomfortable Moments on Zoom! ' Scent: Vanilla Cupcake

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Socially Distant AF - Infused With Or Without " A Global Pandemic " Scent: Cabernet All Day

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Sending Thoughts & Prayers - Infused With " Absolutely No Effort " Scent: Cotton Candy & Pine

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New Releases

Menopause Is Some Bullshit - Infused with "Leg Cramps, Sleeplessness, & A Dry Cooch" Scent: HoneySUCKle

Why Do You Ask These Questions? - Infused with "Per My Last Email" Scent Take A Hike

Your Kid Might Be Gay & That's Okay - Infused with "Get The Fuck Over It" Scent: Pink Chandelier

Brains Beauty, & Badassery - Infused with "A Motherf'n Trifecta" Scent: Pear & Ivy

They Said What?! Card Game

World Down Syndrome Day 3.21 Down Right Perfect - Infused With "Rockin' Socks & Designer Genes" Scent: Pear & Ivy

Sampler Collections

You Can't Kill My Vibe When My Chakras Aligned - Infused With " Sage Over Rage ' Scent: Citrus & Sage

Sorry I Was Busy The Day You Moved. - Infused With " A Really Great Housewarming Gift " Scent: Blueberry Cobbler

Somos Chingonas y nada nos detiene a las pruebas me remito! - Infused With " Me vale madre tu opinion " Scent: Rebel Rose

PMS - Infused With " Ovary-Action " Scent: Pear & Ivy

I Wet My Plants! - Infused With " Timed Lighting, Pinterest Soil Recipes & Zero Living Room Space " Scent: Citrus & Sage

I Swear I Will Rip Off Your Arms And Beat You With Your Own Bloody Stumps If You Text Him! - Infused With " Fuck Boy Repellent " Scent: Cotton Candy & Pine

I Need A Joint! - Infused With " Any Minor Inconvenience " Scent: Citrus & Sage

I Craft So I Don't Kill People! - Infused With " Channeling The Rage " Scent: Clean Linen

I Burn Sage, Cannabis & Bridges - Infused With " Whatever It Takes To Keep The Negativity Away " Scent: Exotic Hemp

I Am Infused With " Social Media Vigilantes & ALL CAPS Responses " Scent: Grapefruit & Mint

Fuck This Shit! You're Strong Enough, You Have Plenty Of Character & None Of This Happens For A Reason. - Infused With " Irritating Cliches " Scent: Pink Chandelier

Doctor, It Still Hurts! - Infused With " Patient Noncompliance " Scent: Blueberry Cobbler

Congrats On Your First Marriage. - Infused With " Half Their Assets " Scent: HoneySUCKle

Colorful Hair, Don't Care! - Infused With " Coping With A Self Crisis ' Scent: Frooty Loops

Class Of 2021 I'm Sorry Covid Ruined Your Graduation. - Infused With " The Worst Ending Ever! " Scent: Frooty Loops

Champion Gamer - Infused With " Energy Drinks, Button Smashing, & Dramatic Rage Quitting " Scent: Frooty Loops

If You Can't Smell This Candle, Get Away From Me! - Infused With " In-Home Covid Testing " Scent: Blueberry Cobbler

You're So Dope! I Just Knew Weed Be Friends. -Infused With " Bowl Matching & Complaining Neighbors " Scent: Exotic Hemp

Your, Literally My Favorite Grammar Nerd. - Infused With " Irregardless & For All Intensive Purposes Were Always Their For each Other... " Scent: Cotton Candy & Pine

You Know What You Should Do? - Infused With " Unsolicited Advice " Scent: HoneySUCKle

You Did Something Beneficial For Me So I Bought You This Candle. - Infused With " Nothing (We're Even) " Scent: Blueberry Cobbler

You Are Hotter Than This Candle! - Infused With " Raw 'Sent'uality " Scent: A Hot Mess

Yes, I Am Single. No, I Am Not Available. - Infused With " High Standards " Scent: Lemon Drop Martini

Xanax Is Her Something Blue. - Infused With " Anxiety Attacks & Meltdowns " Scent: Lavender & Coconut

Work Mask Magic - Infused With " Smiling Eyes & Fuck You Lips " Scent: HoneySUCKle

Wash Your Fucking Hands! - Infused With " Soap & Water (Yes, It's That Simple) Scent: Clean Linen

Toxic Mom - Infused With " Criticism, Guilt & Finally Breaking Free " Scent: Rebel Rose

They Call Me Grandma Because 'Partner In Crime' Is Inappropriate. - Infused With " A Bad Influence " Scent: Pear & Ivy

The Relatives She Had To Invite Are Her Something Old. - Infused With " Unsolicited Advice " Scent: HoneySUCKle

Thank You For Being My Affordable Therapy Alternative. - Infused With " I'm Still Depressed. (You Get What You Pay For) " Scent: Grapefruit & Mint

Teachers Can Do Virtually Anything! - Infused With " Muted Mics, 147 Missing Assignments & Uncomfortable Moments on Zoom! ' Scent: Vanilla Cupcake

Socially Distant AF - Infused With Or Without " A Global Pandemic " Scent: Cabernet All Day

Sending Thoughts & Prayers - Infused With " Absolutely No Effort " Scent: Cotton Candy & Pine