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Malicious Women Candle Co.

Calm The Fuck Down - Infused with "Melodramatic Tendencies" Scent: Lavender & Coconut Water

$20.00 USD
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Calm The Fuck Down - Infused with "Melodramatic Tendencies" Scent: Lavender & Coconut Water

Our candles are more intense than your 15 year old daughters eyeroll while she is screaming she hates you! Fun Fact: IF your kids hate you because you won't let them wear shorts that show their lady bits - you're doing it right. Same goes for the boys - no one needs to see that much Hanes!

If you're freaking the fuck out because your SO still doesn't understand the concept of putting their fucking clothes in the hamper- sometimes a good fit is all you need to change behavior. 

Lavender & Coconut Water: Relax with the smell of French Lavender & and refreshing coconut water in this refreshing spa scent. Undertones of Tonka bean, Amber & Vanilla creates a sweet ending to this calming scent.

Our Malicious Candles:

  • 100% Natural Soy (Grown and Manufactured in the U.S.)
  • Hand poured by the Malicious Women in Snohomish, WA
  • The Finest Custom Blended Fragrances
  • Braided Cotton with Paper Core Wick (Zinc & Lead Free)
  • No Additives (UV Inhibitors/ binders/ stabilizers or artificial colors)
  • Easy to read, light and water-resistant labels
  • 9 oz. Reusable Apothecary (3.75" High X 2.75 DIA) Jar with Strong Metal Lid.
  • Burn Time: Approximately 40 - 50 hours

Malicious Women Co. handcrafted soy candles are natural and burn cleaner than traditional paraffin candles. The scented, creamy soy wax is hand poured into a vintage apothecary style recyclable jar. After approximately 45 hours of burn time or when the candle wax burns down to 1/4" from the bottom of the jar, simply melt the remaining soy wax in very-hot water and wipe clean. Visit our FAQ page to learn all the tips & tricks to ensure you get ALL 45 hours of burn time from your new candle.

Customer Reviews

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B
B.R.
Amazing

Bought this as a gift. Candle smelled amazing. And she absolutely loved it. Will buy again.

J
J.
My second one... I love it.

Y'all. The fragrance is awesome and I think it gets better as the candle burns ...but maybe that's just my craziness. I burn this candle when I need to work on an intense project on have a deadline that is worrying me. It makes me laugh and calm the f$ck down. Buy it. Love this company. Stay malicious, my friends.

G
G.S.

Awesome title and wonderful scent!!

L
L.R.
Candles & bath bombs

The candles were a huge hit today, each one fit each of my young adult children ... and the bath bombs were da bomb! Thank you and Merry Christmas to all!

B
B.R.

A perfect fit and smelled amazing