About This Candle | 9oz Funny Soy Candle for Home Decor & Gift Use
Add bold humor to your space with this funny soy candle, designed to bring laughter and relaxation together. “You Can Cross ‘Dying Young’ Off Your List” offers the perfect blend of sarcasm and style, making it a standout scented candle for any home. Crafted from 100% organic soy wax, this clean-burning candle provides a smooth, long-lasting fragrance while keeping your environment toxin-free. Whether you're unwinding after a long day or adding personality to your decor, this candle suits every mood.

Choose from a wide variety of premium scents like Vanilla Crumbcake, Espresso Yo’ Self, and Sage & Sea Salt to match your vibe. This home fragrance candle makes an ideal funny gift for friends, birthdays, or coworkers, adding humor to any occasion. Hand-poured in the USA and housed in a stylish amber jar, it blends effortlessly into both modern and cozy interiors while delivering a consistent, enjoyable burn.

🟢 Specifications
• Size: 9oz
• Made In: USA
• Lid Color: Black
• Jar Color: Amber
• Wax Color: Natural (No Dyes)
• Dimensions: 2.75" W x 3.5" H
• Burn Time: Approx. 40+ Hours
• Wick: Cotton (Lead & Zinc Free)
• Brand: Malicious Women Candle Co.
• Wax: 100% Organic Soy Wax (USA Grown)

🟢 Benefits
✔ Wide range of premium scent options
✔ Stylish amber jar enhances home decor
✔ Long-lasting fragrance for a relaxing atmosphere
✔ Made with eco-friendly soy wax from renewable sources
✔ Perfect funny gift candle for birthdays & special occasions
✔ Clean burning candle with no toxins, parabens, or phthalates

This funny scented soy candle is more than just decor, it’s a true conversation starter. Featuring a bold message and premium fragrance options, it brings both humor and warmth to any space. Ideal for gifting or personal use, this long-lasting home fragrance candle blends quality, style, and personality effortlessly. Crafted from natural soy wax with clean-burning materials, it ensures a safe, smooth, and enjoyable experience every time you light it making it a perfect addition to any modern home.”

No toxins, no parabens, no phthalates, just guilt-free glow. We pair it with all-cotton, zinc and lead-free wicks and premium fragrance oils for a burn that’s clean, safe, and smells incredible from first light to last flicker. And because we actually give a damn, every bit comes from renewable sources.

All orders are processed + shipped within 1-3 business days and you can expect your order in 2-5 days depending on your location within the United States.

Please allow for additional processing time around major sales or during holidays.

We are unable to make changes once an order is shipped. If you need to make changes prior to shipment, please email info@maliciouswomenco.com or fill out our Contact Us form with as many details as possible and we'll try our best to help. Our team is available Monday through Friday only.

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NOTE: Discontinued items, limited edition/mystery release items, or gift cards are final sale and not eligible for returns or exchanges.

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