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My Dog & I Talk Shit About You - Infused with "Profile Stalking" Scent: Cotton Candy & Pine
My Dog & I Talk Shit About You - Infused with "Profile Stalking" Scent: Cotton Candy & Pine
Malicious Women Co. Snarky Sassy Organic Soy Wax Handmade Candle
 Malicious Women Co. Handmade Organic Soy Wax Snarky Sassy Funny Candle Gift
My Dog & I Talk Shit About You - Infused with "Profile Stalking" Scent: Cotton Candy & Pine

My Dog & I Talk Shit About You - Infused with "Profile Stalking" Scent: Cotton Candy & Pine

Regular price $20.00

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$5.00

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My Dog & I Talk Shit About You - Infused with "Profile Stalking" Scent: Cotton Candy & Pine

There is nothing better than cuddling up with Fido on the couch and feeling inferior to everyone's perfect Social Media life. But hey...at least my dog doesn't judge me while I'm eating a pizza and feeling bad about myself. 

Cotton Candy & Pine: This scent is as unusual and complex as a woman herself. I blended this beautiful scent myself and I guarantee you won’t find another scent like it. It is soft & strong, sweet & earthy, and to me…it smells like hiking through a glitter covered forest. It’s so good and it is so Spring and Summer!

Our Malicious Candles:

  • 100% Natural Soy (Grown and Manufactured in the U.S.)
  • Hand poured by the Malicious Women in Snohomish, WA
  • The Finest Custom Blended Fragrances
  • Braided Cotton with Paper Core Wick (Zinc & Lead Free)
  • No Additives (UV Inhibitors/ binders/ stabilizers or artificial colors)
  • Easy to read, light and water-resistant labels
  • 9 oz. Reusable Apothecary (3.75" High X 2.75 DIA) Jar with Strong Metal Lid.
  • Burn Time: Approximately 40 - 50 hours

Malicious Women Candle Co. handcrafted soy candles are natural and burn cleaner than traditional paraffin candles. The scented, creamy soy wax is hand poured into a vintage apothecary style recyclable jar. After approximately 45 hours of burn time or when the candle wax burns down to 1/4" from the bottom of the jar, simply melt the remaining soy wax in very-hot water and wipe clean. Visit our FAQ page to learn all the tips & tricks to ensure you get ALL 45 hours of burn time from your new candle.

Type: Candle 2020

Customer Reviews

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Honest and Hilarious! Perfect Gift Idea!
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Love these candles!!

Customer Reviews

Based on 17 reviews
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(17)
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0%
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D
D.K.
LOVE THIS CANDEL
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s.c.
talking shit
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S.C.
Honest and Hilarious! Perfect Gift Idea!
L
L.G.
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N.C.
Love these candles!!