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Malicious Women Candle Co.

I Promise to Never Refer To Your Cancer As A MotherF'n Journey - Infused with "Well-Meaning Platitudes" Scent: HoneySUCKle

$20.00 USD

I Promise to Never Refer To Your Cancer As A MotherF'n Journey - Infused with "Well-Meaning Platitudes" Scent: HoneySUCKle

Seriously. If you were planning a journey, it'd be through the mountains and end on some tropical island. This ain't that. Fuck Cancer.  

Scent HoneySUCKle is the perfect scent for this candle, sure to attract even the pickiest of Murder Hornets.  

Our Malicious Candles:

  • 100% Natural Soy (Grown and Manufactured in the U.S.)
  • Hand poured by the Malicious Women in Snohomish, WA
  • The Finest Custom Blended Fragrances
  • Braided Cotton with Paper Core Wick (Zinc & Lead Free)
  • No Additives (UV Inhibitors/ binders/ stabilizers or artificial colors)
  • Easy to read, light and water-resistant labels
  • 9 oz. Reusable Apothecary (3.75" High X 2.75 DIA) Jar with Strong Metal Lid.
  • Burn Time: Approximately 40 - 50 hours

Malicious Women Co. handcrafted soy candles are natural and burn cleaner than traditional paraffin candles. The scented, creamy soy wax is hand poured into a vintage apothecary style recyclable jar. After approximately 45 hours of burn time or when the candle wax burns down to 1/4" from the bottom of the jar, simply melt the remaining soy wax in very-hot water and wipe clean. Visit our FAQ page to learn all the tips & tricks to ensure you get ALL 45 hours of burn time from your new candle.

Customer Reviews

Based on 15 reviews

I got a candle from a friend and loved it so I payed it forward and gifted to a friend. Love this brand, my candle smelt great, so I’m sure the other one did too! Oh and we both got a laugh out of the labels!


I got this for my brother whose cancer has returned. It was perfect! We talk very realistically and open about his cancer...with love, humor and honesty. This candle said it all! He loves it!!! he loves all us malicious women too!


I gave this as a gift and it was a hit!

My friend loved it!

I sent this to a friend with cancer and she loved it

Amazing candle and sentiment!

This is my second purchase from this wonderful company. I was diagnosed with breast cancer almost 3 weeks ago. I wanted something to lift my spirits that wasn’t twee and that didn’t have a pink ribbon in sight. This candle and it’s sentiments fulfilled my needs. Shipping was super fast and I am very pleased with my purchase.