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I Promise to Never Refer To Your Cancer As A MotherF'n Journey - Infused with "Well-Meaning Platitudes" Scent: Vanilla Cupcake
I Promise to Never Refer To Your Cancer As A MotherF'n Journey - Infused with "Well-Meaning Platitudes" Scent: Vanilla Cupcake
 Malicious Women Co. Handmade Organic Soy Wax Snarky Sassy Funny Candle Gift
Malicious Women Co. Snarky Sassy Organic Soy Wax Handmade Candle
I Promise to Never Refer To Your Cancer As A MotherF'n Journey - Infused with "Well-Meaning Platitudes" Scent: Vanilla Cupcake

I Promise to Never Refer To Your Cancer As A MotherF'n Journey - Infused with "Well-Meaning Platitudes" Scent: Vanilla Cupcake

Regular price $20.00

I Promise to Never Refer To Your Cancer As A MotherF'n Journey - Infused with "Well-Meaning Platitudes" Scent: Vanilla Cupcake

Seriously. If you were planning a journey, it'd be through the mountains and end on some tropical island. This ain't that. Fuck Cancer.  

Vanilla Cupcake: The sweet buttery vanilla scent will have kids crawling your house looking for the cupcakes it seems like you baked. Send those pesky kids back to the neighbor where they belong.

Our Malicious Candles:

  • 100% Natural Soy (Grown and Manufactured in the U.S.)
  • Hand poured by the Malicious Women in Snohomish, WA
  • The Finest Custom Blended Fragrances
  • Braided Cotton with Paper Core Wick (Zinc & Lead Free)
  • No Additives (UV Inhibitors/ binders/ stabilizers or artificial colors)
  • Easy to read, light and water-resistant labels
  • 9 oz. Reusable Apothecary (3.75" High X 2.75 DIA) Jar with Strong Metal Lid.
  • Burn Time: Approximately 40 - 50 hours

Malicious Women Candle Co. handcrafted soy candles are natural and burn cleaner than traditional paraffin candles. The scented, creamy soy wax is hand poured into a vintage apothecary style recyclable jar. After approximately 45 hours of burn time or when the candle wax burns down to 1/4" from the bottom of the jar, simply melt the remaining soy wax in very-hot water and wipe clean. Visit our FAQ page to learn all the tips & tricks to ensure you get ALL 45 hours of burn time from your new candle.

 

 

 

Type: Candle 2020

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My friend loved it!
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K.L.
Amazing candle and sentiment!
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E.J.
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Y.K.
Smiles for days :)
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K.C.
Awesome!