***Snarky Handmade Sign & Candle Gift Boxes*** While Supplies Last***


*Brand New* While Supplies last. 

We have put together a few gift boxes for our Labor Day Sale. 

Our Snarky signs are 5" X 5" and are handmade by a local mom in Monroe, WA. The two perfectly pair with each other and arrive packaged in our signature kraft brown gift boxes with our malicious logo tissue paper. 

Gift Boxes Available: 

  1. I'm Sorry I Called You An Asshole with I Told My Therapist About you in A Hot Mess
  2. I Came- I Saw- I made it awkward with I'm My Own Damn Unicorn in Vicious Trollop
  3. Sorry I slapped You...with Fucking Triggered in Oakmoss & Amber
  4. I Wish They Made Fuck Off Spray with Salty AF in Don't Be Salty (Salted Pretzel) 
  5. Don't Judge Me with Situational Ethics in Coconutz
  6. Two Moods with Hot Yoga in White Tea & Ginger
  7. Big Girls Don't Cry with Shit Show in Blueberry Cobbler
  8. Essential Oil with All The Fucks in Exotic Hemp
  9. Do You Run with Adulting in Pink Grapefruit
  10. I'm Sorry I Called you A Hoe with Group Text Shit Talking in Vanilla Sugar
  11. Monday Must Be A Man with Boss Lady in Pumpkin Spice Latte
  12. I Freaking Love you with I Love You Like A Back Alley Hooker in Banana Nut Bread 
  13. Windy Wine with But First Wine in Cabernet All Day

Malicious Women Candle Co. handcrafted soy candles are natural and burn cleaner than traditional paraffin candles. The scented, creamy soy wax is hand poured into a vintage apothecary style recyclable jar. After approximately 45 hours of burn time or when the candle wax burns down to 1/4" from the bottom of the jar, simply melt the remaining soy wax in very hot water and wipe clean. 

100% Natural Soy (Grown and Manufactured in the U.S.)


  • Hand poured in Lake Stevens, WA
  • The Finest Custom Blended Fragrances
  • Braided Cotton with Paper Core Wick (Zinc & Lead Free)
  • No Additives (UV Inhibitors/ binders/ stabilizers or artificial colors)
  • Labels made from Recycled Kraft Paper
  • 9 oz. Reusable Apothecary Jar with Strong Metal Lid. 
  • Burn Time: Approximately 40 - 50 hours




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