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please excuse the mess infused with the lowered standards of a really tired mom malicious women candle co. 9 oz organic soy wax handmade candle sassy snarky funny Gift
please excuse the mess infused with the lowered standards of a really tired mom malicious women candle co. 9 oz organic soy wax handmade candle sassy snarky funny Gift
Please Excuse The Mess! Candle | Infused With "The Lowered Standards Of A Really Tired Mom"

Please Excuse The Mess! Candle | Infused With "The Lowered Standards Of A Really Tired Mom"

Regular price $20.00

Personalized Greeting Card

$5.00

10,000 designs and photo cards

Oh, the joys of being the ringmaster of this shit show. It turns out these are my monkeys, and this is my circus.

This candle comes exclusively offered in two of our best-selling Malicious Scents. You get to choose which of the two suits your fancy! 

A Hot Mess
Our signature scent is a mess of baking spices, red-hot cinnamon, and a hint of black tea to calm this scent a bit. Everyone is A Hot Mess, embrace it with us! 
Clean Linen
Set your laundry on fire--if only in your mind. Crisp cotton scents will fill the air that is so clean that you'll (almost) regret not running a load of whites.

Each Order comes with a handwritten note of empowerment from one of our Snarky Malicious Women! What will yours say? Post yours with #staymalicious on Instagram for a shout out! 

Our Malicious Candles:

  • 100% Natural Soy (Grown and Manufactured in the U.S.)Hand poured in Snohomish, WA
  • The Finest Custom Blended Fragrances
  • Braided Cotton with Paper Core Wick (Zinc & Lead Free)
  • No Additives (UV Inhibitors/ binders/ stabilizers or artificial colors)
  • Labels made from Recycled Kraft Paper
  • 9 oz. Reusable Apothecary (3.75" High X 2.75 DIA) Jar with Strong Metal Lid.
  • Burn Time: Approximately 40 - 50 hours

Malicious Women Candle Co. handcrafted soy candles are natural and burn cleaner than traditional paraffin candles. The scented, creamy soy wax is hand poured into a vintage apothecary style recyclable jar. After approximately 45 hours of burn time or when the candle wax burns down to 1/4" from the bottom of the jar, simply melt the remaining soy wax in very hot water and wipe clean. Visit our FAQ page to learn all the tips & tricks to ensure you get ALL 45 hours of burn time from your new candle.

Type: Candle

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