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No I Did Not Grade Your Test Yet - Infused With Impending Failure Teacher College Professor Malicious Women Co. Handmade Organic Soy Wax Snarky Sassy Funny Candle Gift
No I Did Not Grade Your Test Yet - Infused With Impending Failure Teacher College Professor Malicious Women Co. Handmade Organic Soy Wax Snarky Sassy Funny Candle Gift
 Malicious Women Co. Handmade Organic Soy Wax Snarky Sassy Funny Candle Gift

No I Did Not Grade Your Test Yet Candle | Infused With Impending Failure

Regular price $20.00

Personalized Greeting Card

$5.00

10,000 designs and photo cards

You'd do anything for an A? Did you try studying? No? See you again next semester.

This candle comes exclusively offered in two of our best-selling Malicious Scents. You get to choose which of the two suits your fancy! 

Lavender & Coconut Water
Coconut Water & Citron are joined together for a soothing spa scent. Compliments of French Lavender & Rosemary Sprigs create a modern twist. Undertones of Tonka bean, Amber & Vanilla creates a sweet ending to this fragrant affair.
Lemon Drop Martini 
This candle is 'Ladies Night' in a jar. Our Lemon Drop Martini is a mouth-watering combination of tart and sugary-sweet goodness. Grab your besties, light the candle and proceed to judge all those carpool moms that don’t seem to understand how drop-off works. 

 

For a limited time only get our Spring Season Scents on any label. Seasonal scents include Orange Dreamsicle, Pear & Ivy, and That Floral Feeling. Seasonal sent descriptions can be found on our scent page. 

Each Order comes with a handwritten note of empowerment from one of our Snarky Malicious Women! What will yours say? Post yours with #staymalicious on Instagram for a shout out! 

Our Malicious Candles:

  • 100% Natural Soy (Grown and Manufactured in the U.S.) Hand poured in Snohomish, WA
  • The Finest Custom Blended Fragrances
  • Braided Cotton with Paper Core Wick (Zinc & Lead Free)
  • No Additives (UV Inhibitors/ binders/ stabilizers or artificial colors)
  • Labels made from Recycled Kraft Paper
  • 9 oz. Reusable Apothecary (3.75" High X 2.75 DIA) Jar with Strong Metal Lid.
  • Burn Time: Approximately 40 - 50 hours

Malicious Women Candle Co. handcrafted soy candles are natural and burn cleaner than traditional paraffin candles. The scented, creamy soy wax is hand poured into a vintage apothecary style recyclable jar. After approximately 45 hours of burn time or when the candle wax burns down to 1/4" from the bottom of the jar, simply melt the remaining soy wax in very hot water and wipe clean. Visit our FAQ page to learn all the tips & tricks to ensure you get ALL 45 hours of burn time from your new candle.

 

Type: Candle

Customer Reviews

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No I Did Not Grade Your Test Yet - Infused With Impending Failure

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A.R.
Excellent!

I love your candles and great delivery service!

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A.T.
GRADE A!

My daughter is a college professor, and I purchased one of these for her. She LOVES IT! Smells great, and the students get a kick out of it in her office.

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L.W.
The perfect gift for a teacher!!

I bought this for me sister and she loves it!!! It smells amazing and she loves pointing to the title instead of answering her students never ending questions.

K
K.
Catchy Titles

This candle is perfect for the teacher in your life! Every time I look through the website I think of someone else who needs a candle!

Customer Reviews

Based on 6 reviews
100%
(6)
0%
(0)
0%
(0)
0%
(0)
0%
(0)
M
M.B.

No I Did Not Grade Your Test Yet - Infused With Impending Failure

A
A.R.
Excellent!

I love your candles and great delivery service!

A
A.T.
GRADE A!

My daughter is a college professor, and I purchased one of these for her. She LOVES IT! Smells great, and the students get a kick out of it in her office.

L
L.W.
The perfect gift for a teacher!!

I bought this for me sister and she loves it!!! It smells amazing and she loves pointing to the title instead of answering her students never ending questions.

K
K.
Catchy Titles

This candle is perfect for the teacher in your life! Every time I look through the website I think of someone else who needs a candle!