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Malicious Women Candle Co.

I Love You Like A Back Alley Hooker Loves Crack - Infused with "Withdrawal Symptoms" Scent: Cotton Candy & Pine

$22.00 USD
KIT-CAN-ILY

I Love You Like A Back Alley Hooker Loves Crack - Infused with "Withdrawal Symptoms" Scent Cotton Candy & Pine

You know it is true love when you get the shakes from missing them so much! Yes...Yes...I know...I have gotten several emails about disparaging remarks about sex worker rights. There is even a woman that set up a full Instagram protest of this candle, but...I love this candle like a back alley hooker loves crack. :) 

Scent: Cotton Candy & Pine

The sharp scent of crushed pine needles meets soft and sweetly subtle cotton candy in this universally appealing scent.

 See our FAQ sections for more information on the size and dimensions of our 8oz, 40-hour burn time candles.

Customer Reviews

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Latoya E.
Love love love

Thank you for saying the things that are on my mind…

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Whitney S.
Smells like Pirates Of Carribean ☠️❣️

Love love love! My favorite ride at Disney and immediately brought me to it! Best smell ever!

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Lisa S.
Title says it all!

In today's world, just being able to laugh is healing to me in so many ways. I would love to sit around with these funny women while making up the next great candle sayings. My girlfriends and I get such a kick out of the sayings. Please keep them coming. I've never, in my life, spent 160.00 on candles. But you ladies make it worth all the way around. Thank you!!!
Lisa
Anacortes, WA

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Amber
True love

It doesn't get more real than than this expression of love. The contrast of a sweetly scented pine tree is as unique as the sentiment in the name.

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Kristen N.
Perfect gift for my bestie

My friend loved her candle.