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Malicious Women Candle Co.

I Love You Like A Back Alley Hooker Loves Crack - Infused with "Withdrawal Symptoms" Scent: Cotton Candy & Pine

$22.00 USD
KIT-CAN-ILY

I Love You Like A Back Alley Hooker Loves Crack - Infused with "Withdrawal Symptoms" Scent Cotton Candy & Pine

You know it is true love when you get the shakes from missing them so much! Yes...Yes...I know...I have gotten several emails about disparaging remarks about sex worker rights. There is even a woman that set up a full Instagram protest of this candle, but...I love this candle like a back alley hooker loves crack. :) 

Scent: Cotton Candy & Pine

The sharp scent of crushed pine needles meets soft and sweetly subtle cotton candy in this universally appealing scent.

 See our FAQ sections for more information on the size and dimensions of our 8oz, 40-hour burn time candles.

Customer Reviews

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Kelly B.
Cotton candy and a pine - Crack Candle

This is legit the best smelling candle in the entire universe. My husband, kids and I are obsessed. I will be ordering more asap!

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Tabitha G.
This smells fantastic!

And it sums up me and my best friends 36 year relationship perfectly. She's gonna love it! I'm buying another one and gifting it to myself just because I love the smell so much ♡

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Latoya E.
Love love love

Thank you for saying the things that are on my mind…

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Whitney S.
Smells like Pirates Of Carribean ☠️❣️

Love love love! My favorite ride at Disney and immediately brought me to it! Best smell ever!

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Lisa S.
Title says it all!

In today's world, just being able to laugh is healing to me in so many ways. I would love to sit around with these funny women while making up the next great candle sayings. My girlfriends and I get such a kick out of the sayings. Please keep them coming. I've never, in my life, spent 160.00 on candles. But you ladies make it worth all the way around. Thank you!!!
Lisa
Anacortes, WA