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I Love You Like A Back Alley Hooker Loves Crack - Infused with "Withdrawal Symptoms" Scent Cedar Bourbon
I Love You Like A Back Alley Hooker Loves Crack - Infused with "Withdrawal Symptoms" Scent Cedar Bourbon
 Malicious Women Co. Handmade Organic Soy Wax Snarky Sassy Funny Candle Gift
Malicious Women Co. Snarky Sassy Organic Soy Wax Handmade Candle
I Love You Like A Back Alley Hooker Loves Crack - Infused with "Withdrawal Symptoms" Scent Cedar Bourbon

I Love You Like A Back Alley Hooker Loves Crack - Infused with "Withdrawal Symptoms" Scent Cedar Bourbon

Regular price $20.00

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$5.00

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I Love You Like A Back Alley Hooker Loves Crack - Infused with "Withdrawal Symptoms" Scent Cedar Bourbon

You know it is true love when you get the shakes from missing them so much! Yes...Yes...I know...I have gotten several emails about disparaging remarks about sex worker rights. There is even a woman that set up a full Instagram protest of this candle, but...I love this candle like a back alley hooker loves crack. :) 

Cedar & Bourbon: The scent of cedar and the ‘bourbony’ warm caramel and vanilla whisks you to a porch in a cedar forest. Let yourself go. Life will be waiting outside the door.

Our Malicious Candles:

  • 100% Natural Soy (Grown and Manufactured in the U.S.)
  • Hand poured by the Malicious Women in Snohomish, WA
  • The Finest Custom Blended Fragrances
  • Braided Cotton with Paper Core Wick (Zinc & Lead Free)
  • No Additives (UV Inhibitors/ binders/ stabilizers or artificial colors)
  • Easy to read, light and water-resistant labels
  • 9 oz. Reusable Apothecary (3.75" High X 2.75 DIA) Jar with Strong Metal Lid.
  • Burn Time: Approximately 40 - 50 hours

Malicious Women Candle Co. handcrafted soy candles are natural and burn cleaner than traditional paraffin candles. The scented, creamy soy wax is hand poured into a vintage apothecary style recyclable jar. After approximately 45 hours of burn time or when the candle wax burns down to 1/4" from the bottom of the jar, simply melt the remaining soy wax in very-hot water and wipe clean. Visit our FAQ page to learn all the tips & tricks to ensure you get ALL 45 hours of burn time from your new candle.

 

Type: Candle 2020

Customer Reviews

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Birthday gift
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B.L.
Best. Candle. EVER.
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R.S.
Back alley hookers sure do smell nice
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M.M.
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K.C.
Hilariously amazing

Customer Reviews

Based on 26 reviews
88%
(23)
8%
(2)
0%
(0)
4%
(1)
0%
(0)
B
B.M.
Birthday gift
B
B.L.
Best. Candle. EVER.
R
R.S.
Back alley hookers sure do smell nice
M
M.M.
K
K.C.
Hilariously amazing