Every Great Mom Says The "F" Word - Infused with "Nouns, Verbs & Adjectives" 

I don't know about you, but I'm all "come on kids, let's get in the car and prepare for a wonderful day at school" but there is always that one FUCKING kid that can never find his FUCKING shoes, and then I'm the bad guy cause I lose my SHIT!

• 9 ounce certified organic, 100% soy candle

• No wax blends, additives, or fillers

• Amber apothecary jar - because laughter really is medicine

• Cotton wick with a braided core

• Non-toxic, Bio-Grade (A) essential and fragrance oils

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