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Every Great Mom Says The "F" Word -Infused with "Nouns, Verbs & Adjectives"

Regular price $20.00

I don't know about you, but I'm all "come on kids, let's get in the car and prepare for a wonderful day at school" but there is always that one FUCKING kid that can never find his FUCKING shoes, and then I'm the bad guy cause I lose my SHIT! 

Each Order comes with a handwritten note of empowerment from one of our Snarky Malicious Women! What will yours say? Post yours with #staymalicious on Instagram for a shout out! 

Our Malicious Candles:

  • 100% Natural Soy (Grown and Manufactured in the U.S.)Hand poured in Lake Stevens, WA
  • The Finest Custom Blended Fragrances
  • Braided Cotton with Paper Core Wick (Zinc & Lead Free)
  • No Additives (UV Inhibitors/ binders/ stabilizers or artificial colors)
  • Labels made from Recycled Kraft Paper
  • 9 oz. Reusable Apothecary (3.75" High X 2.75 DIA) Jar with Strong Metal Lid.
  • Burn Time: Approximately 40 - 50 hours
Malicious Women Candle Co. handcrafted soy candles are natural and burn cleaner than traditional paraffin candles. The scented, creamy soy wax is hand poured into a vintage apothecary style recyclable jar. After approximately 45 hours of burn time or when the candle wax burns down to 1/4" from the bottom of the jar, simply melt the remaining soy wax in very hot water and wipe clean. Visit our FAQ page to learn all the tips & tricks to ensure you get ALL 45 hours of burn time from your new candle.
Type: Candle

Customer Reviews

Based on 9 reviews
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Love it

Excellent packaging, candle smells fantastic, made my friend laugh. Win all around.

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S.B.
All the greatest mom’s!

We develop this amazing vocabulary not too long into raising a child. Any mom that denies it is lying. Malicious Candle Company gets it and puts it on a candle jar. Wish I had thought of this! Great work...keep it up!

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K.S.
Mom loves it

I bought this for my stepmom! She loved the saying and loves how it smells even more.

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M.S.
Five Stars AF

I bought one for myself, and two as gifts. Both gifts were hits, and I love mine. Great scents, nice packaging, hilarious in general. I will definitely be a repeat customer. (Only thing I would change is to have some sort of identifier/sticker on the boxes. Since I ordered three and two were gifts to different people, I had to unwrap them to see which one was what).

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J.L.
It is a gift for my mother in law. She hasn’t opened it yet because it’s not Mother’s Day. Howev...

I ordered one for myself sometime ago and really enjoy it. I can’t remember what flavor it is but this new one is supposed to be mint grapefruit! Am excited to have her open tomorrow so I can smell it! Always good quality with even burning. I love these candles!

Customer Reviews

Based on 9 reviews
100%
(9)
0%
(0)
0%
(0)
0%
(0)
0%
(0)
E
E.R.
Love it

Excellent packaging, candle smells fantastic, made my friend laugh. Win all around.

S
S.B.
All the greatest mom’s!

We develop this amazing vocabulary not too long into raising a child. Any mom that denies it is lying. Malicious Candle Company gets it and puts it on a candle jar. Wish I had thought of this! Great work...keep it up!

K
K.S.
Mom loves it

I bought this for my stepmom! She loved the saying and loves how it smells even more.

M
M.S.
Five Stars AF

I bought one for myself, and two as gifts. Both gifts were hits, and I love mine. Great scents, nice packaging, hilarious in general. I will definitely be a repeat customer. (Only thing I would change is to have some sort of identifier/sticker on the boxes. Since I ordered three and two were gifts to different people, I had to unwrap them to see which one was what).

J
J.L.
It is a gift for my mother in law. She hasn’t opened it yet because it’s not Mother’s Day. Howev...

I ordered one for myself sometime ago and really enjoy it. I can’t remember what flavor it is but this new one is supposed to be mint grapefruit! Am excited to have her open tomorrow so I can smell it! Always good quality with even burning. I love these candles!