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Every Great Mom Says The "F" Word - Infused with "Nouns, Verbs & Adjectives"
Every Great Mom Says The "F" Word - Infused with "Nouns, Verbs & Adjectives"

Every Great Mom Says The "F" Word - Infused with "Nouns, Verbs & Adjectives"

Regular price $20.00

I don't know about you, but I'm all "come on kids, let's get in the car and prepare for a wonderful day at school" but there is always that one FUCKING kid that can never find his FUCKING shoes, and then I'm the bad guy cause I lose my SHIT! 

Each Order comes with a handwritten note of empowerment from one of our Snarky Malicious Women! What will yours say? Post yours with #staymalicious on Instagram for a shout out! 

Our Malicious Candles:

  • 100% Natural Soy (Grown and Manufactured in the U.S.)Hand poured in Lake Stevens, WA
  • The Finest Custom Blended Fragrances
  • Braided Cotton with Paper Core Wick (Zinc & Lead Free)
  • No Additives (UV Inhibitors/ binders/ stabilizers or artificial colors)
  • Labels made from Recycled Kraft Paper
  • 9 oz. Reusable Apothecary (3.75" High X 2.75 DIA) Jar with Strong Metal Lid.
  • Burn Time: Approximately 40 - 50 hours
Malicious Women Candle Co. handcrafted soy candles are natural and burn cleaner than traditional paraffin candles. The scented, creamy soy wax is hand poured into a vintage apothecary style recyclable jar. After approximately 45 hours of burn time or when the candle wax burns down to 1/4" from the bottom of the jar, simply melt the remaining soy wax in very hot water and wipe clean. Visit our FAQ page to learn all the tips & tricks to ensure you get ALL 45 hours of burn time from your new candle.
Type: Candle

Customer Reviews

Based on 10 reviews
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T.E.
An f-ing great candle.

I like that I was able to choose the scent I wanted to go with the sentiment that I wanted. I chose lemon drop martini and it’s got a nice fresh scent which I like for around the house. There was a tea light sample of “fruity loops” with my order that melted slightly and you could smell it before the package was even opened. It smells sooo good! If you like fruit loops, you’ll love that scent. **It’s August in Texas, everything melts.

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E.R.
Love it

Excellent packaging, candle smells fantastic, made my friend laugh. Win all around.

S
S.B.
All the greatest mom’s!

We develop this amazing vocabulary not too long into raising a child. Any mom that denies it is lying. Malicious Candle Company gets it and puts it on a candle jar. Wish I had thought of this! Great work...keep it up!

K
K.S.
Mom loves it

I bought this for my stepmom! She loved the saying and loves how it smells even more.

M
M.S.
Five Stars AF

I bought one for myself, and two as gifts. Both gifts were hits, and I love mine. Great scents, nice packaging, hilarious in general. I will definitely be a repeat customer. (Only thing I would change is to have some sort of identifier/sticker on the boxes. Since I ordered three and two were gifts to different people, I had to unwrap them to see which one was what).

Customer Reviews

Based on 10 reviews
100%
(10)
0%
(0)
0%
(0)
0%
(0)
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T
T.E.
An f-ing great candle.

I like that I was able to choose the scent I wanted to go with the sentiment that I wanted. I chose lemon drop martini and it’s got a nice fresh scent which I like for around the house. There was a tea light sample of “fruity loops” with my order that melted slightly and you could smell it before the package was even opened. It smells sooo good! If you like fruit loops, you’ll love that scent. **It’s August in Texas, everything melts.

E
E.R.
Love it

Excellent packaging, candle smells fantastic, made my friend laugh. Win all around.

S
S.B.
All the greatest mom’s!

We develop this amazing vocabulary not too long into raising a child. Any mom that denies it is lying. Malicious Candle Company gets it and puts it on a candle jar. Wish I had thought of this! Great work...keep it up!

K
K.S.
Mom loves it

I bought this for my stepmom! She loved the saying and loves how it smells even more.

M
M.S.
Five Stars AF

I bought one for myself, and two as gifts. Both gifts were hits, and I love mine. Great scents, nice packaging, hilarious in general. I will definitely be a repeat customer. (Only thing I would change is to have some sort of identifier/sticker on the boxes. Since I ordered three and two were gifts to different people, I had to unwrap them to see which one was what).