Expecting a pandemoniac delay in global shipping from the East Coast to the West, I was surprised to receive my bounty of F’n candles arrive very quickly. The packaging is expertly done and I can’t wait to see the expression on Father Kidney’s face when he opens his gift. I have not experienced the fragrance but hope that it calms my friends and parish priest the fck down. My wife who will be also getting one of these for Christmas spotted the partially hidden shipping container. I told her it was a surprise. At least it won’t be an anonymous cinnamon candle that was discontinued because its name was Mexican Pumpkin. No, this is far more appropriately titled, “Calm the Fuck Down”.
