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Calm The Fuck Down - Infused with "Melodramatic Tendencies" Scent: Herb Garden
Our candles are more intense than your 15 year old daughters eyeroll while she is screaming she hates you! Fun Fact: IF your kids hate you because you won't let them wear shorts that show their lady bits- you're doing it right. Same goes for the boys- no one needs to see that much Hanes!
If you're freaking the fuck out because your SO still doesn't understand the concept of putting their fucking clothes in the hamper- sometimes a good fit is all you need to change behavior. Enjoy the aroma of Lavender, Mint Eucalyptus and Rosemary to help calm the fuck down.
This shit works- ask any of the 100 people selling essential oils in their Facebook groups. Also, This scent is not made with essential oils, but it smells so good you'll never know the difference.
Scent: Herb Garden All the smell without the dirt under your nails. We've extracted the qualities of lavender, eucalyptus, mint, and rosemary and poured them into this full-bodied blend of soothing herbal goodness!
Our Malicious Candles:
Each Order comes with a handwritten note of empowerment from one of our Snarky Malicious Women! What will yours say?
100% Natural Soy (Grown and Manufactured in the U.S.)Hand poured in Lake Stevens, WA
The Finest Custom Blended Fragrances
Braided Cotton with Paper Core Wick (Zinc & Lead Free)
No Additives (UV Inhibitors/ binders/ stabilizers or artificial colors)
Labels made from Recycled Kraft Paper
9 oz. Reusable Apothecary (3.75" High X 2.75 DIA) Jar with Strong Metal Lid.
Burn Time: Approximately 40 - 50 hours
Malicious Women Candle Co. handcrafted soy candles are natural and burn cleaner than traditional paraffin candles. The scented, creamy soy wax is hand poured into a vintage apothecary style recyclable jar. After approximately 45 hours of burn time or when the candle wax burns down to 1/4" from the bottom of the jar, simply melt the remaining soy wax in very hot water and wipe clean. Visit our FAQ page to learn all the tips & tricks to ensure you get ALL 45 hours of burn time from your new candle.