Y'all Need Jesus - Infused With "Brenda's Disappointment" Scent: Lavender & Coconut Water

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Y'all Need Jesus - Infused With "Brenda's Disappointment" Scent: Lavender & Coconut Water

Literally what the hell happened to you, Brenda?! We hope this one is more to your liking, since our other candle was too offensive. This one has no swearing!!!

Back by popular demand in our signature Lavender & Coconut Water scent.... Because that bitch Brenda needs to calm the FUCK down!!!

If you missed Brenda's voicemail, check it out here: https://vimeo.com/704249680 

Lavender & Coconut Water:

Relax with the smell of French Lavender & and refreshing coconut water in this refreshing spa scent. Undertones of Tonka bean, Amber & Vanilla creates a sweet ending to this calming s

See our FAQ sections for more information on the size and dimensions of our 8oz, 40-hour burn time candles.

We process orders on business days, Monday through Friday, excluding Major Holidays. Processing times are between (1) and (3) business days. 

  • We use USPS Priority for most of our shipments. USPS has an average ship time of (2) to (5) business days.
  • If your order qualifies for free shipping we may use UPS Ground. UPS Ground has an average ship time of (5) business days.