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The Zodiac Bitch- 2019 Malicious Horoscope Collection
Where My Bad Bitches At?
Look, there are about 1000 candle makers on Etsy selling Zodiac candles, but none that celebrate the Malicious side of our astrological signs. We know Capricorns are practical, Virgos are neat freaks and Aquarians...well no one really knows what they are going to do next - but it's NOT just the Scorpio that will cut you. We all have a Bad Bitch inside and when pushed- even the balanced Libra will shove. Want to know about the inspiration behind this collection? Read the Blog Post Here.
Each candle comes with a unique 2019 malicious horoscope card that was developed by gifted zodiac Bad Bitches exclusively for Malicious Women Candle Co. Your secret horoscope card will be tucked inside your candle and available only with the purchase of that birth month's candle.
Aries "...But like seriously though, the planner’s an important part of this. I know you’re not a fan of it, just fucking use it okay!..."
Taurus: "...Don’t try to lone wolf it this year – remember how that worked out before?..."
Gemini "...Hey Gemini, good news and bad news. The good news is that this year has an un-fucking-believable amount of ..."
Cancer "...Well well well, if it isn’t Cancer again. Still dreaming big?..."
The twelve zodiac signs are grouped into four elements—fire, earth, air and water. Each group has distinct traits and together, they form the natural world, so each is in some way dependent on the other. We need our entire squad to make it through the day!
Fire Signs: Aries, Leo, Sagittarius
Fire Scent: A Hot Mess
Like fire itself, fire signs tend to be passionate, dynamic, and temperamental. Fire can keep you warm, or it can do great destruction. While fire burns out quickly without fuel to keep it going, it can also regenerate its power from the ashes. A single spark can set off a forest fire. As a result, fire signs need to be nurtured and managed carefully.
Earth Signs: Capricorn, Taurus, Virgo
Earth Scent: Fig, Cedar & Moss
Earth signs keep it real. They are the “grounded” people on the planet, the ones who bring us down to earth and remind us to start with a solid foundation. Slow and steady, these “builders” are loyal and stable, and stick by their people through hard times. On good days, they’re practical; at worst, they can be materialistic or too focused on the surface of things to dig into the depths.
Air Signs: Aquarius, Gemini, Libra
Air Scent: Citrus & Sage
Air signs are all about action, ideas, and motion—they are the “winds of change.” When a strong gust hits you, you can’t help but move. While some within their ranks may be true-life “airheads,” others are as powerful as a gravity-defying G-force. Air signs bring everyone a breath of fresh air when things start to get stale. Like the breeze, you can’t quite catch them, and you never know where they’ll drop you once they sweep you up. It will almost always been an adventure, though.
Water Signs: Cancer, Pisces, Scorpio
Water Scent: Spa Day
Intuitive, emotional and ultra-sensitive, water signs can be as mysterious as the ocean itself. Like water, they can be refreshing, or they can drown you in their depths. These signs often have intense dreams and borderline-psychic intuition. Security is important to them—after all, water needs a container, or it dries up and disappears.
100% Organic Soy (Grown and Manufactured in the U.S.)
Hand poured in Lake Stevens, WA
The Finest Custom Blended Fragrance oils
Braided Cotton with Paper Core Wick (Zinc & Lead Free)
No Additives (UV Inhibitors/ binders/ stabilizers or any of that fake shit)
Labels made from Recycled Kraft Paper
9 oz. Reusable Apothecary Jar with Strong Metal Lid.
Burn Time: Approximately 40 - 50 hours
Each candle will arrive boxed with your secret horoscope tucked inside.