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Malicious Women Candle Co.

Married AF! - Infused With "Annoying Each Other For The Rest Of Your Lives..." Scent: Frooty loops

$20.00 USD
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Married AF! - Infused With "Annoying Each Other For The Rest Of Your Lives..." Scent: Frooty Loops

You're not really married unless you've been so irritated with your partner you may or may not have thought how to get rid of the body...(Note to FBI: I'm totally kidding. I have never planned my husband's disappearance in my mind)

Frooty Loops

Overload your senses with this mix of lemon, cherry, and lime with a heavy hand of sugar coating that won't make your sweet tooth ache.

This candle IS Saturday morning cartoons in a jar.

Our Malicious Candles:

  • 100% Natural Soy (Grown and Manufactured in the U.S.)
  • Hand poured by the Malicious Women in Snohomish, WA
  • The Finest Custom Blended Fragrances
  • Braided Cotton with Paper Core Wick (Zinc & Lead Free)
  • No Additives (UV Inhibitors/ binders/ stabilizers or artificial colors)
  • Easy to read, light and water-resistant labels
  • 9 oz. Reusable Apothecary (3.75" High X 2.75 DIA) Jar with Strong Metal Lid.
  • Burn Time: Approximately 40 - 50 hours

Malicious Women Candle Co. handcrafted soy candles are natural and burn cleaner than traditional paraffin candles. The scented, creamy soy wax is hand poured into a vintage apothecary style recyclable jar. After approximately 45 hours of burn time or when the candle wax burns down to 1/4" from the bottom of the jar, simply melt the remaining soy wax in very-hot water and wipe clean. Visit our FAQ page to learn all the tips & tricks to ensure you get ALL 45 hours of burn time from your new candle.

Customer Reviews

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J
J.B.
AMAZING!!!

Thank u thank u so much!! Definitely will be shopping with u guys real soon my wife adores her candle!!

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B.S.

Married AF! - Infused With "Annoying Each Other For The Rest Of Your Lives..." Scent: Frooty loops

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T.B.

Love this company! Make it so simple for me to order things for family and friends.

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S.B.
Love this candle!

My favorite scent with a new hilarious message. Lasts a super long time and such high quality!

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s.y.
Annoyed

I really like this candle. My wife, not so much. And that is annoying AF.