Calm The Fuck Down - Infused with "Melodramatic Tendencies"
Our candles are more intense than your 15 year old daughters eyeroll while she is screaming she hates you! Fun Fact: IF your kids hate you because you won't let them wear shorts that show their lady bits - you're doing it right. Same goes for the boys - no one needs to see that much Hanes!
If you're freaking the fuck out because your SO still doesn't understand the concept of putting their fucking clothes in the hamper- sometimes a good fit is all you need to change behavior.
This candle comes exclusively offered in two of our best-selling Malicious Scents. You get to choose which of the two suits your fancy!
Lavender & Coconut Water Coconut Water & Citron are joined together for a soothing spa scent. Compliments of French Lavender & Rosemary Sprigs create a modern twist. Undertones of Tonka bean, Amber & Vanilla creates a sweet ending to this fragrant affair.
Our Malicious Candles:
Each Order comes with a handwritten note of empowerment from one of our Snarky Malicious Women! What will yours say?
- 100% Natural Soy (Grown and Manufactured in the U.S.) Hand poured in Snohomish, WA
- The Finest Custom Blended Fragrances
- Braided Cotton with Paper Core Wick (Zinc & Lead Free)
- No Additives (UV Inhibitors/ binders/ stabilizers or artificial colors)
- Labels made from Recycled Kraft Paper
- 9 oz. Reusable Apothecary (3.75" High X 2.75 DIA) Jar with Strong Metal Lid.
- Burn Time: Approximately 40 - 50 hours
Malicious Women Candle Co. handcrafted soy candles are natural and burn cleaner than traditional paraffin candles. The scented, creamy soy wax is hand poured into a vintage apothecary style recyclable jar. After approximately 45 hours of burn time or when the candle wax burns down to 1/4" from the bottom of the jar, simply melt the remaining soy wax in very hot water and wipe clean. Visit our FAQ page to learn all the tips & tricks to ensure you get ALL 45 hours of burn time from your new candle.