Malicious Women Candle Co.
We Don't Lick People. - Infused WIth "The Lies Adults Tell Children" Scent: Frooty Loops
We Don't Lick People. - Infused With "The Lies Adults Tell Children" Scent: Frooty Loops
I received an email from a customer that said I needed to make this candle a little more clear. She was very embarrassed she gave this candle to her daughter's pre-school teacher. I couldn't stop laughing for like 5 mins!!! :)
Overload your senses with this mix of lemon, cherry, and lime with a heavy hand of sugar coating that won't make your sweet tooth ache.
This candle IS Saturday morning cartoons in a jar.
Our Malicious Candles:
- 100% Natural Soy (Grown and Manufactured in the U.S.)
- Hand poured by the Malicious Women in Snohomish, WA
- The Finest Custom Blended Fragrances
- Braided Cotton with Paper Core Wick (Zinc & Lead Free)
- No Additives (UV Inhibitors/ binders/ stabilizers or artificial colors)
- Easy to read, light and water-resistant labels
- 9 oz. Reusable Apothecary (3.75" High X 2.75 DIA) Jar with Strong Metal Lid.
- Burn Time: Approximately 40 - 50 hours
Malicious Women Co. handcrafted soy candles are natural and burn cleaner than traditional paraffin candles. The scented, creamy soy wax is hand poured into a vintage apothecary style recyclable jar. After approximately 45 hours of burn time or when the candle wax burns down to 1/4" from the bottom of the jar, simply melt the remaining soy wax in very-hot water and wipe clean. Visit our FAQ page to learn all the tips & tricks to ensure you get ALL 45 hours of burn time from your new candle.
Whoever created these truly unique and hilarious candle ideas.. I salute you. I bought a whole bunch to just have as emergency gifts that are so funny everyone will love them. Super fast and easy delivery! Absolutely will be back for more!
I was looking for a gift for my boyfriend's sister. We send each other memes back and forth constantly and this seemed like the perfect extension, especially when we were not exchanging gifts this year (I'm a rebel). It's fun, smells fantastic, and well crafted. A perfect gift!
A little tongue-in-cheek (see what I did there?) Christmas gift for my son's Kindergarden teacher- i think it'll make her chuckle
Very please with product and quick shipping!
Malicious Women Candles are Wonderful - They truly light up your life with warmth and hilarity!