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Malicious Women Candle Co.

Drink Your Fucking Water! - Infused With "Love & Hydration" Scent: Lavender & Coconut Water

$20.00 USD
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Drink Your Fucking Water! - Infused With "Love & Hydration" Scent: Lavender & Coconut Water

No, wine and coffee do not count as drinking water.

 

DRINK SOME WATER, YOU BEAUTIFUL AND CAPABLE BUT DEHYDRATED BITCH.

Lavender & Coconut Water: Relax with the smell of French Lavender & and refreshing coconut water in this refreshing spa scent. Undertones of Tonka bean, Amber & Vanilla creates a sweet ending to this calming scent.

Our Malicious Candles:

  • 100% Natural Soy (Grown and Manufactured in the U.S.)
  • Hand poured by the Malicious Women in Snohomish, WA
  • The Finest Custom Blended Fragrances
  • Braided Cotton with Paper Core Wick (Zinc & Lead Free)
  • No Additives (UV Inhibitors/ binders/ stabilizers or artificial colors)
  • Easy to read, light and water-resistant labels
  • 9 oz. Reusable Apothecary (3.75" High X 2.75 DIA) Jar with Strong Metal Lid.
  • Burn Time: Approximately 40 - 50 hours

Malicious Women Co. handcrafted soy candles are natural and burn cleaner than traditional paraffin candles. The scented, creamy soy wax is hand poured into a vintage apothecary style recyclable jar. After approximately 45 hours of burn time or when the candle wax burns down to 1/4" from the bottom of the jar, simply melt the remaining soy wax in very-hot water and wipe clean. Visit our FAQ page to learn all the tips & tricks to ensure you get ALL 45 hours of burn time from your new candle.

 

Customer Reviews

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S.
Awesome gift

Got this as a gift for a friend and colleague who I am always reminding to drink more water. She loved it!! This will be my go-to site for fun gifts.

K
K.T.

Delivered quickly and great candles!!!!

D
D.
love these candles

Anyone needing a great fun gift, needs to order from here. Every person I gave a candle to laughed out loud and have also re-ordered for themselves. Thank you

L
L.T.
DrinkYourFuckingWater

This was absolutely the perfect gift for the friend who does not drink her water. It is the perfect balance between “WTF” and “I love you, this is for your own good”.

A
A.H.
Fun amazing candles

These candles are so fun and smell great and just brought some laughter during this tough year!