I Run Entirely On Coffee & Inappropriate Thoughts -Infused with "Fuck Off, You Fucking Fuck!"
I Run Entirely On Coffee & Inappropriate Thoughts -Infused with "Fuck Off, You Fucking Fuck!"
I Run Entirely On Coffee & Inappropriate Thoughts -Infused with "Fuck Off, You Fucking Fuck!"
I Run Entirely On Coffee & Inappropriate Thoughts -Infused with "Fuck Off, You Fucking Fuck!"
I Run Entirely On Coffee & Inappropriate Thoughts -Infused with "Fuck Off, You Fucking Fuck!"
I Run Entirely On Coffee & Inappropriate Thoughts -Infused with "Fuck Off, You Fucking Fuck!"
I Run Entirely On Coffee & Inappropriate Thoughts -Infused with "Fuck Off, You Fucking Fuck!"
I Run Entirely On Coffee & Inappropriate Thoughts -Infused with "Fuck Off, You Fucking Fuck!"
I Run Entirely On Coffee & Inappropriate Thoughts -Infused with "Fuck Off, You Fucking Fuck!"
I Run Entirely On Coffee & Inappropriate Thoughts -Infused with "Fuck Off, You Fucking Fuck!"
I Run Entirely On Coffee & Inappropriate Thoughts -Infused with "Fuck Off, You Fucking Fuck!"
I Run Entirely On Coffee & Inappropriate Thoughts -Infused with "Fuck Off, You Fucking Fuck!"
I Run Entirely On Coffee & Inappropriate Thoughts -Infused with "Fuck Off, You Fucking Fuck!"
I Run Entirely On Coffee & Inappropriate Thoughts -Infused with "Fuck Off, You Fucking Fuck!"
I Run Entirely On Coffee & Inappropriate Thoughts -Infused with "Fuck Off, You Fucking Fuck!"
I Run Entirely On Coffee & Inappropriate Thoughts -Infused with "Fuck Off, You Fucking Fuck!"
I Run Entirely On Coffee & Inappropriate Thoughts -Infused with "Fuck Off, You Fucking Fuck!"
I Run Entirely On Coffee & Inappropriate Thoughts -Infused with "Fuck Off, You Fucking Fuck!"
I Run Entirely On Coffee & Inappropriate Thoughts -Infused with "Fuck Off, You Fucking Fuck!"
I Run Entirely On Coffee & Inappropriate Thoughts -Infused with "Fuck Off, You Fucking Fuck!"
I Run Entirely On Coffee & Inappropriate Thoughts -Infused with "Fuck Off, You Fucking Fuck!"
I Run Entirely On Coffee & Inappropriate Thoughts -Infused with "Fuck Off, You Fucking Fuck!"
I Run Entirely On Coffee & Inappropriate Thoughts -Infused with "Fuck Off, You Fucking Fuck!"
I Run Entirely On Coffee & Inappropriate Thoughts -Infused with "Fuck Off, You Fucking Fuck!"
I Run Entirely On Coffee & Inappropriate Thoughts -Infused with "Fuck Off, You Fucking Fuck!"
I Run Entirely On Coffee & Inappropriate Thoughts -Infused with "Fuck Off, You Fucking Fuck!"
I Run Entirely On Coffee & Inappropriate Thoughts -Infused with "Fuck Off, You Fucking Fuck!"
I Run Entirely On Coffee & Inappropriate Thoughts -Infused with "Fuck Off, You Fucking Fuck!"
I Run Entirely On Coffee & Inappropriate Thoughts -Infused with "Fuck Off, You Fucking Fuck!"
I Run Entirely On Coffee & Inappropriate Thoughts -Infused with "Fuck Off, You Fucking Fuck!"

I Run Entirely On Coffee & Inappropriate Thoughts -Infused with "Fuck Off, You Fucking Fuck!"

Regular price $20.00 Save $-20.00
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Pour a steaming hot mug of fuck off and get the day started.

Each Order comes with a handwritten note of empowerment from one of our Snarky Malicious Women! What will yours say? Post yours with #staymalicious on Instagram for a shout out! 

Our Malicious Candles:

  • 100% Natural Soy (Grown and Manufactured in the U.S.)Hand poured in Lake Stevens, WA
  • The Finest Custom Blended Fragrances
  • Braided Cotton with Paper Core Wick (Zinc & Lead Free)
  • No Additives (UV Inhibitors/ binders/ stabilizers or artificial colors)
  • Labels made from Recycled Kraft Paper
  • 9 oz. Reusable Apothecary (3.75" High X 2.75 DIA) Jar with Strong Metal Lid.
  • Burn Time: Approximately 40 - 50 hours
Malicious Women Candle Co. handcrafted soy candles are natural and burn cleaner than traditional paraffin candles. The scented, creamy soy wax is hand poured into a vintage apothecary style recyclable jar. After approximately 45 hours of burn time or when the candle wax burns down to 1/4" from the bottom of the jar, simply melt the remaining soy wax in very hot water and wipe clean. Visit our FAQ page to learn all the tips & tricks to ensure you get ALL 45 hours of burn time from your new candle.

Customer Reviews

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L
L.T.
Love it!

Love these fun candles with amazing scents!

A
A.G.
Yes Please

I bought this in conjunction with some other products to do a sarcasm basket for charity fund raiser. Best fucking basket there. Everyone loved the products and sentiment. I will order again :-)

L
L.E.
Whole lotta sass (and good smells) !

So happy with my sassy candles! Made great gifts for like minded ladies! Thank you!!

J
J.C.
Great scent

Love the title and the scent of this candle but the size is a bit small for the cost.

V
V.L.
Hilarious

Great gift for a girlfriend