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GRAND OPENING July 20th | Shop at Our New Downtown Snohomish Location

I Tried Ya'll- New Launch Date Is Monday, 7/23

Support NARAL Pro-Choice America | We are donating $2.00 from every candle sold in the Feminist AF collection

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Calm The Fuck Down - Infused with "Melodramatic Tendencies"

Regular price $20.00

Our candles are more intense than your 15 year old daughters eyeroll while she is screaming she hates you! Fun Fact: IF your kids hate you because you won't let them wear shorts that show their lady bits- you're doing it right. Same goes for the boys- no one needs to see that much Hanes!

If you're freaking the fuck out because your SO still doesn't understand the concept of putting their fucking clothes in the hamper- sometimes a good fit is all you need to change behavior. 

Our Malicious Candles: 

Each Order comes with a handwritten note of empowerment from one of our Snarky Malicious Women! What will yours say?

  • 100% Natural Soy (Grown and Manufactured in the U.S.)Hand poured in Lake Stevens, WA
  • The Finest Custom Blended Fragrances
  • Braided Cotton with Paper Core Wick (Zinc & Lead Free)
  • No Additives (UV Inhibitors/ binders/ stabilizers or artificial colors)
  • Labels made from Recycled Kraft Paper
  • 9 oz. Reusable Apothecary (3.75" High X 2.75 DIA) Jar with Strong Metal Lid.
  • Burn Time: Approximately 40 - 50 hours


Malicious Women Candle Co. handcrafted soy candles are natural and burn cleaner than traditional paraffin candles. The scented, creamy soy wax is hand poured into a vintage apothecary style recyclable jar. After approximately 45 hours of burn time or when the candle wax burns down to 1/4" from the bottom of the jar, simply melt the remaining soy wax in very hot water and wipe clean. Visit our FAQ page to learn all the tips & tricks to ensure you get ALL 45 hours of burn time from your new candle.

Type: Candle

Customer Reviews

Based on 3 reviews
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is it weird that to me it smells like men (in a good way) haha

S
S.
Smells Incredible!

Love this candle! From the cheeky label to the delicious smell!

M
M.B.H.
Wonderful aroma

Is going to make a great gift. Has a wonderful smell and is nicely packaged. Will be ordering more.

Customer Reviews

Based on 3 reviews
67%
(2)
33%
(1)
0%
(0)
0%
(0)
0%
(0)
c
c.p.

is it weird that to me it smells like men (in a good way) haha

S
S.
Smells Incredible!

Love this candle! From the cheeky label to the delicious smell!

M
M.B.H.
Wonderful aroma

Is going to make a great gift. Has a wonderful smell and is nicely packaged. Will be ordering more.